Please write me five humorous stories and point out the wrong words for my reference.

1. One day a little girl with a long head asked her mother: Is my head a brick? Her mother doesn't know what to say, just say you go to the well and take a picture. Hardly had she reached the well when she heard someone shouting at the bottom of the well: grandson, you'd better try!

2. Ants and elephants make an appointment to go swimming. The elephant took off his clothes and began to swim happily. The ant rummaged for clothes on the shore, and then shouted to the elephant in the water, "elephant, elephant!" ! Come up here for a second! ! "The elephant went ashore and asked" How to pull the ants "and said," Nothing, nothing, let me see if you are wearing my swimming trunks. "

The ant married the elephant, but the elephant died a few days later. The ant is very sad. He cried and scolded, "Dear, why did you walk in front of me?"? I don't have to do anything else in my fucking life, just bury you. "

The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and the ants came out and climbed on the elephant. The elephant shook and the ant fell, leaving an ant on the elephant's neck. The ants in the underground shouted in unison, "strangle it!" Strangle it! "

An elephant shit in the middle of the road, and an ant passes by. When he saw the dunghill surrounded by smoke, he couldn't help singing: Alasao, that is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!