Wechat jokes with pictures

When you are unhappy, read more humorous jokes. What are some funny jokes with pictures? The following is the related content of WeChat with pictures that I carefully arranged for you. I hope you will like it!

Wechat jokes with pictures 1. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

Don't say that I am your baby, I am your only one, and I am your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

Don't despair when you feel ugly, poor and useless, because at least your judgment is right.

4. Ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become a psychopath.

When you ignore me, you are so depressed that you want to go to the barber shop to dye your colorful hair and be a happy grass mud horse from now on.

I have three friends, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What is my name, please? Yes, my name is Babe. Although I don't have a trip, I have a body that says I'm fat!

7. I used to be scolded by my teammates every day when I played the king. Slowly, my fighting ability has improved, and now I don't scold me because they have already scolded me.

8. The pen at the same table fell to my feet and said I couldn't reach it, so let me pick it up. I silently picked up the pen and threw it where he could get it.

9. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

10. It is said that the Tang Priest in Journey to the West was so comfortable that he didn't have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes, a monster says, boys, wash that monk for me.

1 1.？ Only by shaking hands with a child can you know his ugliness. Drag the child away and the child says no? All right! Close the door and let the dog go!

12. Goddess Zhao, you are born with beauty. There must be a cooler and more arrogant real man who has a crush on you. Can you spare our wolf pups?

13. Newborn babies are still plugged in with heart rate monitors. My nephew, an elderly man, looked at it for a while and asked faintly: How long does my brother charge?

14.？ What do you want for Christmas? I want a unicorn? Oh, something practical? Then I want a boyfriend. What color does the unicorn want?

15. I threw a coin into the air? If the face is up, go to bbs. If the back is up, go to QQ. If the coin stands up, I will study by myself ~

16. For a road idiot, the most precious thing is that you stand still and I'll pick you up.

17. I found ten yuan by the roadside and handed it to the handsome guy of the network management. Handsome guy smiled, and I told him to be a member.

18. I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

19.？ Do you know that the person you have a crush on just likes you? What's this called? This is called rich imagination. ?

20. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a wild boar the other day, and everyone thought its eyes were good.

2 1. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

Wechat jokes with pictures recommended 1. Junior high school students are so naive. Do you think this is a holiday? This is called three years' imprisonment, suspended for two months.

2. I heard that people who have been typing typos have higher IQ, because their IQ is too high, so their hands can't keep up with the rhythm of brain operation.

3. Junior high school friends have become goddesses, and they have all taken off their orders. It's just that I'm getting farther and farther on the road of ridicule.

4. My friend said that my stomach was black. I decisively lifted my coat and pointed to his snow-white belly. It's white.

I will study hard in July, make progress every day, never play with my mobile phone and never fall in love. If not, I'll send it in August.

6. While I was eating, the power was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed: Is this the legendary lesbian?

7. I'm so handsome when I walk alone at night and it's particularly dark around me? I was scared. I'm afraid others won't see it.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me. Do you have a good boyfriend?

9. If God closes a door for me, please close the window conveniently. Dad is going to turn on the air conditioner.

10.？ Is League of Legends important or me? I dare to play League of Legends, not you. Who do you think is important?

1 1. Since the final exam, my status at home has changed from a first-class protected animal to a wild animal, and my baby is in pain.

12. You can't be friends with people with less eyebrows. Take a photo to prevent whitening, because once her eyebrows turn white, they will disappear.

13. Once upon a time, two hedgehogs fell in love, and finally they went to the barber shop hand in hand to make two voles.

14. I used to be scolded by my teammates every day when I played the king. Slowly, my fighting capacity has improved, and now I don't scold me, because they can't scold me anymore.

15. My deskmate's pen fell at my feet and asked me to pick it up. I silently picked it up and threw it where he could get it.

16. Women hold back from interfering in each other's lives, just like men insist on not shooting, in order to exercise for a while. Who the fuck is easy?

17. There are always several grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, then to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to blue, and finally left me?

18. Since long summer, I have been favored by the sun. I told the sun that it must be rainy and rainy, but the sun wouldn't listen, so it took me as Bao Zheng.

19. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk, and the loach was very angry. Are you blind? The crab is very wronged: no, I am a crab! ? # Are you stupid? No, I am mud. . . #

20. People will grow old, so will love. Food containing a lot of preservatives is in danger of spoilage.

2 1. The only thing in the world that you can get for nothing is poverty, and the only thing that you can make out of nothing is a dream.

Wechat jokes with pictures 1. Daughter-in-law or game? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

2. Get up in the morning and see the man in the mirror shouting: Wow, whose beauty is this? She looks like a flower. ?

I'm so stupid. You said you would love me forever, but I forgot to ask, is it this life or the next life?

4. What is a friend? Put a dollar on the table and you won't lose it. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.

This is a magical era. Primary school students call themselves gods and demons, junior high school students call themselves my palace and me, senior high school students call themselves brothers and fathers, and college students call themselves babies.

6. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I felt. I was silent for a while and said, I am happy if you are happy.

7. The world is sick, what's more, I have to raise it.

8. The withered vine and the old tree are faint crows, the school food is too bad, and the classmates are hungry into thin horses. The sun is setting. Well, I'm going home.

Grandpa said that in their time, they would write questions that they couldn't do in the exam? Long live Chairman Mao? No one dares to cross.

10. Every woman is looking for a man, but in the end, she finds that the most man is herself.

1 1. In the afterlife, I want to be a dandelion, with no attachments, no desires and no demands, and calm.

12. I was from Shenyang before drinking, and Shenyang is mine after drinking.

13. Every time I finish my homework, I sit at my desk and sort out the materials, as if I had just finished broadcasting the news broadcast.

14. The girl I love has a round chest. If I touch her big ass, she will still call me a hooligan.

15. The boy at that station was very handsome, so I went forward and grabbed his potato chips and ran away.

16. Born with light, born with food, born with fat, born with bangs, born with strong winds, born with me, why not have my partner?

17. If you are good, I can consider not patting your ass or touching your chest!