Who tells me a good joke?

Today, I had a birthday alone, went to the barber shop for a haircut and had a full meal in the restaurant. He feels good about himself.

As all his money was squandered, he had to go home by bus.

It happened that there was a beautiful woman next to the station. He stole a look at her and was surprised to find that the beautiful woman was looking at him without looking! He felt that something behind him attracted the attention of the beautiful woman, so he looked around. Almost no one! He turned his head and the beauty was still glancing at him. He was very happy. Hey hey, today is peach blossom! The bus came, and the beautiful woman came in and looked back at him as she walked. He got on the bus with a smile. The bus was so crowded that the beautiful woman stood in front of him and looked back at him from time to time.

He snickered and wondered how to have a romantic encounter with this beautiful woman. When the bus arrived at the station, the beautiful woman got off in high heels and didn't forget to look back at him again. He hurriedly followed out of the car, took the collar, smoothed her bangs, trotted forward to stop the beauty, teasing with a smile:

"Beauty, you always stare at me. Is there a grain of rice on my face? " Say that finish will face forward gather together gather together.

"mental derangement! You know, don't wipe it! ! ! "Beauty turned supercilious look and went away. .