The Mystery of Qian Feng's Cold Jokes

1. A match is walking on the road. It felt that its hair was itchy, so it scratched its hair and caught fire.

2. Customer:? Why doesn't the wine you sell smell of alcohol?

The waiter took a smell and said, Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mix your wine. ?

3. How much does a star weigh? 8 grams, because the star is 8 grams (Starbucks)

4. There is a steamed stuffed bun. When he is hungry, he eats himself.

5. Qian Feng: Do you know the name of the tiger?

OD: Tiger

Qian Feng: Wrong! !

Everybody: What?

Qian Feng: Dandan!

Everyone:

Qian Feng: Because the tiger is Dandan.

6. Wang Han asked a girl what her major was, and the girl replied that she was studying mathematics in Fudan. Then the eldest brother continued to ask the girl what she wanted to do after graduation, and the girl replied that she wanted to be a director. Later, brother Han said, why do all the students in the department of mathematics want to be directors? Then Xiaofeng said, big brother, because now it's all digital movies ~ ~ ~

7. Once a group of young scientists came, a Beijing baby said that his family had five poisons, and spiders were weaving webs by the bed. Then Qian Feng came and said? This has one advantage: there are no mosquitoes.

A cold wind blew, and Wang Han and Ou Di immediately got out of the way. Come on, let me give you a private interview.

Qian Feng walked up to the little scientist and asked coldly, Are there any mosquitoes in your house?

8. A man is climbing a rock. When he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, a wolf tried to burn the rope with a burning candle. The man said a word and the wolf blew out the candle. The man said, Happy England!

9. The number you dialed cannot be connected. Why? Because Ningbo is far from Beijing.

10, a polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and began to pluck his own hair when he was really bored. One? Two? Three? There was no last one left, and he suddenly shouted that it was so cold! ! ?

1 1, Wang Han:? The tea is cold. ? Ou Di:? No, Qian Feng didn't tell cold jokes. How can tea be cold? ? Ou Di then nudged Qian Feng beside him: Tell a cold joke, Xiaofeng. ?

12, there is a cake in the forest. He is lost and can't get out. Guess who encouraged him to go out?

Athena Chu chocolate cake

13, a boy said his nickname was Jolin, and everyone began to think about the reason.

Wang Han: Is it because vegetables are soaked like jolin that they grow taller?

Qian Feng: I see. Because he is1.90m, he is called jolin.

14 Wang Han: turn 360 degrees. ?

Qian feng:? Wow, that's sexy! ?

15, Qian Feng asked everyone: Why is the penguin's belly white, and everyone can't guess? He told everyone that the answer is:

? Because penguins have short hands, they can only rub the front when taking a shower. ?

16. One day, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid said: Please leave me alone. ? The man said:? Then I will test you a few questions, and if you answer them, I will let you go. ? Squid said:? All right, all right, you take the exam. ? As a result, the man baked it.

Five people walked side by side in the street. Suddenly a typhoon came and knocked down a billboard, but only three people were killed. Why? Because it was McDonald's (? m？ )

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