Please tell a joke about Journey to the West.

Once upon a time, there was a mountain called that mountain, and there was a hole in the mountain called that hole. There is a group of monkeys in the cave called that monkey, and there is a stone at the top of the cave called that stone, which absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon. One day, it finally couldn't help it, suddenly burst open and jumped out of it. Other monkeys called him that monkey.

One day, the stone monkey was walking. Suddenly, I heard that the monkeys lack a king. They are choosing a king. So the stone monkey ran to a mountain not far away, named Guo Huashan. The stone monkey brought a shovel and a hammer, and each hammer dug a hole day and night. A month later, he finally succeeded, so he painted his portrait on a stone tablet and named it water curtain cave.

Then the stone monkey invited the monkeys to visit. A little monkey saw the image on the stone tablet and said, "Like a stone monkey. It turns out that God has already arranged it, and our boss is him. " Since then, the stone monkey has become the boss of these monkeys.

One day, a little monkey said, "Your Majesty, I heard that there is a fairy across the sea who teaches people the art of immortality." Hearing this, the stone monkey asked the monkeys to build him a boat and let him bring a lot of fruit. But there are too many fruits. At this time, an old monkey said, "The king will make a mark on the side of the boat and throw the fruit out from the mark." Whenever you want to eat it, you can catch it in the water. " The stone monkey said, "Good idea." So the monkeys threw the fruit into the water and the stone monkey set off. After walking all morning, the stone monkey was hungry and went to get fruit, but he didn't get fruit, but he got a sword. The stone monkey is discouraged.

At this time, a gust of wind blew the stone monkey to the mountain, and the stone monkey could not come down. But he saw a man named Gong Yu at the foot of the mountain, trying to move the mountain. Stone monkeys also vowed to level the mountain, so they dug day and night. One morning, just after Yugong went out, a stone fell from the sky and broke his head, so Yugong had to go home and dress it. When he went out again, he found that the mountain was flat and there was a monkey sitting in the middle. Yu Gong was frightened. Only the monkey said, "Is there anything to eat?" As soon as Yu Gong heard that monkeys could talk, he ran away.

The stone monkey went forward again and saw a rabbit running wildly. He asked, "Brother Rabbit, are there any immortals here?" As soon as the rabbit turned around, it hit a tree and died. A farmer said, "I picked up a rabbit for nothing today and have to wait every day." At this time, the stone monkey saw a turtle again and asked, "Brother Turtle, are there any immortals here?" The tortoise said, "On the mountain, did you see the rabbit?" The stone monkey said, "The rabbit is back." At this time, the little magpie said, "The tortoise and the rabbit won the race, and the rabbit abstained."

The stone monkey climbed the mountain, knelt in front of a mountain and shouted, "Fairy, take me as a disciple!" " An old man with a long beard came out and said, "Who is it?" "

The stone monkey said, "I am a monkey."

"Why?"

"Learn art."

"Art students?"

Immortal art

Hearing this, the old man was overjoyed: "Oh, my God, someone is coming to learn art!" " "

So he taught the stone monkey to change seventy-two times and somersault cloud, and named it Monkey King. Finally, the old man with white beard said, "Seventy-two is twelve, and the somersault cloud is twenty-two, so it is called twelve, * * * forty-two. For the sake of calling me master, I'll give you twelve taels, and you can teach thirty taels of tuition! "

When the stone monkey was plotting against him, a somersault cloud turned away.

The old man with white beard is very helpless. After all, he is too old to catch up. With a sigh: "It's another losing business."

The Monkey King returned to Huaguoshan, calling himself "Monkey King", and designed a combat suit, which was awesome. I went to the Dragon Palace and asked for a treasure of Zhenhai-Dinghai Shenzhen, and returned to Huaguoshan to live a comfortable life.

But there are tasks waiting for him!

top

Ding Yao

Must be topped

Have to top

go to all lengths

Add jack

Anyway, push it to the top.

Then use sunflower to top it.

Even in prehistoric times, we should be on top.

I will use Tao Te Ching Ding after reading it.

Confucius personally worshipped you as a teacher.

Qin Shihuang stood on the Epang Palace and pushed hard.

Emperor gaozu sent troops to kill East Rome for you.

Lu Bu abandoned The Story Of Diu Sim and chose to help you.

After Zhang Sanfeng saw it, he used the Nine-style Full Top of Taiji Chuan.

Zuo Lengchan held a meeting of Wulin champions to discuss how to top it.

From then on, Ximen Chuixue learned the strongest trick, the sword god.

The last form of Long Jianfei's Tathagata palm was changed to top ten thousand buddhas.

Lu Xiaofeng no longer cares about his own business, so he will cover for you.

The four famous captors attacked from all sides to see who dared not reach the top.