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Our group writes a composition.
Therefore, I am honored to form a group with the following students: Xiao Ming-the name is Li Ming. Seeing this name, you will definitely think it is a boy. Haha, you are wrong. Xiao Ming is really a girl. Although she is a girl, her personality is like a name, much like a boy. Xiao Ming often says that she really wants to be a boy.
Xiao Ming is really versatile. His calligraphy and painting are first-rate. If you have seen her works, you will definitely give a thumbs up! Xiaoming is the leader of our group. This group leader has been working for a whole semester. She is responsible for and does all the big and small things in the group. Alas, with her, my team leader is at leisure. Xiaoming is the representative of English class. Naturally, the most prominent subject is English. I have surpassed her in almost every English exam. That's right. She scored 99 in English in the final exam, which is really amazing! 6+0- You should feel quite strange when you see this alias: this alias is great! Actually, the name of 6+0 is Carina Lau. Don't you think the homonym of her name is very similar to that in the mathematical formula: 6+0? So, she gloriously got this alias.
Speaking of this 6+0, everyone describes her like this: quite like the big sister of the underworld. Yes, look at her appearance: her clothes, words and deeds are really a bit like the one in the underworld. When I met her at the beginning of school, I was really afraid of being bullied by her in the future! Xiao Ming and I both think so.
Yes, 6+0 is wondering, because she doesn't think she is this image at all, and she often asks us: Do I look like a big sister? 6+0, I'll leave this question to you to ponder slowly. Here's the following: Eternity-you see, how well this name is named, it has profound meaning at first glance, and I think counting his name in the class is the most classic.
Eternal personality, everyone thinks that he is quite like a girl, and his speech is also very delicate. He always answers questions in a low voice in class. If he is asked to preside over a Chinese class, he will say, "It's killing me!" " "However, boys always belong to boys, and eternity is an athlete in our group. He runs fast, but he can't surpass the sports committee. He has another feature, that is, his skin is quite dark. I don't know who gave him a title-forever black, which is very funny.
Eternal ballpoint pen handwriting and chalk handwriting are very good. If there is a blackboard newspaper in the class, or if you want to write "the main work of the week", teachers love to find him. He is probably the most beautiful handwriting among the boys in our class! Respect-gentle name. This guy has a strange name, a flat forehead, a big mouth and a short figure. As far as I am concerned, he is a "fly" in our group, but it is annoying to buzz every day.
For example, this venerable eldest brother asks "Team leader, what is today's Chinese homework?" "What is the math homework?" "What is the English homework?" At first, I thought the child was quite responsible, but your big brother did this almost every day, and we were a little annoyed before we knew it, so we would answer him impatiently: "I don't know!" Don't listen carefully in class by yourself! Ask the branch representative! " Respect your classmates, your sense of responsibility is a bit overdone. Another feature of your respectful classmates is that they love to speak English. However, all he talks about every day is these words, "How are you? I'm cold! ..... "Naturally, people are very annoyed. Otherwise, how can we call flies in our group? Zheng Zheng-the name is Ye Yongzheng. Good name, brave and upright, not bad.
It is precisely this person who is not very talkative, but this person is very nice. He will do whatever he is told, so I named him "Honest Ghost". This man is really honest. In addition, there is another title, that is Mona Lisa. At that time, a classmate inexplicably said that he looked like the Mona Lisa, which we didn't notice before. At first glance, hey! Just like the Mona Lisa, so from now on, we are all "Lisa" long, "Lisa" called him short, even the teacher, which made him feel embarrassed.
Patent-the name Liu is patented, patented, hehe, this name is quite interesting. Chenchen is a famous troublemaker in our group. He is either talking or interrupting the teacher in class. What the teacher says is what he says, so our group deducted a lot of points for him.
So, I had to supervise him to shut up in class and supervise him, but this classmate kept talking in class, so I was most angry with him this semester. However, this guy is usually humorous and interesting, and sometimes his words make us laugh. You really make us angry and funny, classmate! Next is the "really crazy" classmate. It's interesting to see this alias, because his name is Zeng Defeng, and his homonym is "really crazy", so I'm honored to have this alias.
However, this "real madness" is not only a nominal madness, but also a bit like a "madman". For example, wherever you see him, he always smiles brightly. We always think that he must be in a good mood and have something happy, but not only once, he does this almost every day. Asked why, he also said, "Hehe, I don't know."
This made us really think that he was "really crazy". The "crazy" student knows nothing else, but if there is a mistake on the blackboard in class, he can always find out the wrong words. He is the best at it. If there is a typo in any group, he will deduct points, and our group will add points.
The students in other groups are a little afraid of him. Students who are "really crazy" are generally careless! Then, there is our Dada classmate. His name is Zeng Da. He is a big man and doesn't like to talk at ordinary times. His grades are the lowest in the class. Sadly, why is the last student in our group? This Dada classmate always whispers in class, and our group deducted a lot of points because of him.
This Dada student has made no contribution to our group.
2. The composition of our group is about 600 words in the first day. Now, our school has implemented a brand-new learning model, which is to divide the whole class into six groups and let us study independently (the rest is not nonsense).
Therefore, I am honored to form a group with the following students: Xiao Ming-the name is Li Ming. Seeing this name, you will definitely think it is a boy. Haha, you are wrong. Xiao Ming is really a girl. Although she is a girl, her personality is like a name, much like a boy. Xiao Ming often says that she really wants to be a boy.
Xiao Ming is really versatile. His calligraphy and painting are first-rate. If you have seen her works, you will definitely give a thumbs up! Xiaoming is the leader of our group. This group leader has been working for a whole semester. She is responsible for and does all the big and small things in the group. Alas, with her, my team leader is at leisure. Xiaoming is the representative of English class. Naturally, the most prominent subject is English. I have surpassed her in almost every English exam. That's right. She scored 99 in English in the final exam, which is really amazing! 6+0- You should feel quite strange when you see this alias: this alias is great! Actually, the name of 6+0 is Carina Lau. Don't you think the homonym of her name is very similar to that in the mathematical formula: 6+0? So, she gloriously got this alias.
Speaking of this 6+0, everyone describes her like this: quite like the big sister of the underworld. Yes, look at her appearance: her clothes, words and deeds are really a bit like the one in the underworld. When I met her at the beginning of school, I was really afraid of being bullied by her in the future! Xiao Ming and I both think so.
Yes, 6+0 is wondering, because she doesn't think she is this image at all, and she often asks us: Do I look like a big sister? 6+0, I'll leave this question to you to ponder slowly. Here's the following: Eternity-you see, how well this name is named, it has profound meaning at first glance, and I think counting his name in the class is the most classic.
Eternal personality, everyone thinks that he is quite like a girl, and his speech is also very delicate. He always answers questions in a low voice in class. If he is asked to preside over a Chinese class, he will say, "It's killing me!" " "However, boys always belong to boys, and eternity is an athlete in our group. He runs fast, but he can't surpass the sports committee. He has another feature, that is, his skin is quite dark. I don't know who gave him a title-forever black, which is very funny.
Eternal ballpoint pen handwriting and chalk handwriting are very good. If there is a blackboard newspaper in the class, or if you want to write "the main work of the week", teachers love to find him. He is probably the most beautiful handwriting among the boys in our class! Respect-gentle name. This guy has a strange name, a flat forehead, a big mouth and a short figure. As far as I'm concerned, he is a "fly" in our group, but it's annoying to buzz every day.
For example, this venerable eldest brother asks "Team leader, what is today's Chinese homework?" "What is the math homework?" "What is the English homework?" At first, I thought the child was quite responsible, but your big brother did this almost every day, and we were a little annoyed before we knew it, so we would answer him impatiently: "I don't know!" Don't listen carefully in class by yourself! Ask the branch representative! " Respect your classmates, your sense of responsibility is a bit overdone. Another feature of your respectful classmates is that they love to speak English. However, all he talks about every day is these words, "How are you? I'm cold! ..... "Naturally, people are very annoyed. Otherwise, how can we call flies in our group? Zheng Zheng-the name is Ye Yongzheng. Good name, brave and upright, not bad.
It is precisely this person who is not very talkative, but this person is very nice. He will do whatever he is told, so I named him "Honest Ghost". This man is really honest. In addition, there is another title, that is Mona Lisa. At that time, a classmate inexplicably said that he looked like the Mona Lisa, which we didn't notice before. At first glance, hey! Just like the Mona Lisa, so from now on, we are all "Lisa" long, and Lisa calls him short, even the teacher, which makes him feel embarrassed.
Patent-the name Liu is patented, patented, hehe, this name is quite interesting. Chenchen is a famous troublemaker in our group. He is either talking or interrupting the teacher in class. What the teacher says is what he says, so our group deducted a lot of points for him.
So, I had to supervise him to shut up in class and supervise him, but this classmate kept talking in class, so I was most angry with him this semester. However, this guy is usually humorous and interesting, and sometimes his words make us laugh. You really make us angry and funny, classmate! Next is the "really crazy" classmate. It's interesting to see this alias, because his name is Zeng Defeng, and his homonym is "really crazy", so I'm honored to have this alias.
However, this "real madness" is not only a nominal madness, but also a bit like a "madman". For example, wherever you see him, he always smiles brightly. We always think that he must be in a good mood and have something happy, but not only once, he does this almost every day. Asked why, he also said, "Hehe, I don't know."
This made us really think that he was "really crazy". The "crazy" student knows nothing else, but if there is a mistake on the blackboard in class, he can always find out the wrong words. He is the best at it. If there is a typo in any group, he will deduct points, and our group will add points.
The students in other groups are a little afraid of him. Students who are "really crazy" are generally careless! Then, there is our Dada classmate. His name is Zeng Da. He is a big man and doesn't like to talk at ordinary times. His grades are the lowest in the class. Sadly, why is the last student in our group? This Dada classmate always whispers in class, and our group deducted a lot of points because of him.
This Dada student has made no contribution to our group.
3. Tell me about our group's junior high school composition. Unconsciously, the four of us have been sitting together for almost a year.
On days when there is no sadness, we always say that the exam is far away, but time flies, and I will be promoted to Grade Two in a blink of an eye. The sunset glow dyed the sky red, and a lingering emotion was entangled in my heart.
Is that nostalgia? The afterglow of the sunset with a few clouds gradually turned into yellow rain, dribs and drabs. Four hands holding hands, silently walking on the turquoise lawn, letting the dream rain drop on the back of the hand.
For a year, we have a good understanding with each other. I remember these days, we cried and laughed impudently ―― we sprinkled heat wantonly and enjoyed friendship ... We once walked through the ups and downs of life together, and now our four hands are even tighter in the rain.
I suddenly remembered the deep song that Julie sang. I sang softly, and everyone sang softly: "Maybe holding hands, the previous life may not be easy, but this life is busier."
So hand in hand, we have to walk together in the afterlife, so we have a companion's road, and there is no time to look back ... "Four voices are mixed together, floating in the sunset, floating in the drizzle, floating on the grass, and the voice is not big, but it contains the purest and best friendship of the four of us ... Perhaps this poetic story will be treasured in our hearts forever, accompanied by our lifelong memories.
4. Tell me about our junior high school composition. Unconsciously, the four of us have been sitting together for almost a year. On days when there is no sadness, we always say that the exam is far away, but time flies, and I will be promoted to Grade Two in a blink of an eye. The sunset glow dyed the sky red, and a lingering emotion was entangled in my heart. Is that nostalgia?
The afterglow of the sunset with a few clouds gradually turned into yellow rain, dribs and drabs. Four hands holding hands, silently walking on the turquoise lawn, letting the dream rain drop on the back of the hand. For a year, we have a good understanding with each other. I remember these days, we cried and laughed wantonly ―― we spilled heat and enjoyed friendship. ...
We have gone through the ups and downs of life together, and now in the rain, our four hands are tighter. I suddenly remembered the deep song that Julie sang. I sang softly, and everyone sang softly: "Maybe holding hands, the previous life may not be easy, but this life is busier." In this way, holding hands, we have to walk together in the afterlife, so we have a companion's road, and there is no time to look back ... "The four voices are mixed together, floating in the sunset, floating in the drizzle, floating on the grass, and the voice is not big, but it contains the purest and best friendship of the four of us. ...
Perhaps this poetic story will be cherished in our hearts forever, accompanied by our lifelong memories.
5. Our group composition (2 articles) should be about a three-person "study group", because how to write it, but it will take three to five days to finish. Then why is it called a three-person "study group"? The reason is that there are three people here-me, Liu Shanshan and Sun. They are all my best friends and my sworn enemies in study. Don't underestimate the "study group" of these three people. Many interesting things have happened in this group. ...
The "study group" of the three of us not only plays together, but also studies together, so the three of us are inseparable.
After class, in the classroom, we talked and laughed-the senior high school entrance examination came, the students were reviewing, and we didn't review much at school. In fact, we all know in our hearts that we are all in the dark. At home, we review secretly, without telling each other, and we are all afraid of who is doing better than who. Sometimes, we will make an appointment to review our lessons together. If anyone doesn't, we will tell her patiently.
Although we are happy together, sometimes we have some conflicts, but we are quickly solved by the messenger of peace …
On Sunday, we made an appointment in the park to relax. When you are tired of playing, use "scissors, stone and cloth" to decide who to buy. Liu Shanshan bought it again this time. Of course, we paid her for it. Soon, Liu Shanshan came back panting and brought us water, but "good things never happen"-
"What's the matter with you? Didn't I let you drink green tea? How did you buy me mineral water? "
"Didn't I hear you?"
"Didn't you hear that? There is something wrong with your ears. "
"……"
Just when I quarreled with Liu Shanshan, Sun Mengqi, who was basking in the sun, became a "peacemaker". She said to us earnestly, "Come on, don't argue. It's just that you bought the wrong thing. You can make do with it first, but you can't drink it." And remember what you want next time, don't do this ... "In this way, a farce finally subsided.
How's it going? I read an interesting story about the "study group" of the three of us. Would you like to join us? But if you want to join, we won't accept it because the quota is enough. ...
6. The story composition of our group is 400 words. Unconsciously, the four of us have been sitting together for a year. In the days without sadness, we always say that graduation is far away, but time flies and we will go our separate ways in an instant. The sunset glow dyed the sky red, and a lingering emotion was entangled in my heart. Is that nostalgia?
The afterglow of the sunset with a few clouds gradually turned into yellow rain, dribs and drabs. Four hands holding hands, silently walking on the turquoise lawn, letting the dream rain drop on the back of the hand. For a year, we have a good understanding with each other. I remember those days when we cried and laughed impudently ―― we enjoyed the heat and friendship …
The evening breeze blew, and the sound like a silver bell broke the silence: "Remember, when we were in math class, we always made dozing pigs together. At that time, the four of us were the unique scenery of Class 4! "
Jay smiled and said, "What is this? We are all' carried out' as the' four protectors' of Chinese classes! "
"Also, for you, we both became first-class spies when we played paintball in military training ..." Before Hao finished, I replied, "Yes, we made our own people into' flower cats'!"
Everyone strings the past stories into today's new stories, with joyful colors ―― in order to make this perhaps the last memory not change the beauty of the past, right? In the drizzle, all four of us laughed, as usual. ...
We have gone through the ups and downs of life together, and now in the rain, our four hands are tighter. I suddenly remembered the deep song that Julie sang. I sang softly, and everyone sang softly: "Maybe holding hands, the previous life may not be easy, but this life is busier." In this way, holding hands, we have to walk together in the afterlife, so we have a companion's road, and there is no time to look back ... "The four voices are mixed together, floating in the sunset, floating in the drizzle, floating on the grass, and the voice is not big, but it contains the purest and best friendship of the four of us. ...
Perhaps this poetic story will be cherished in our hearts forever, accompanied by our lifelong memories.
7. The story happened in our group composition 600+ Our group is called vibrant sunshine, and the seven members have their own characteristics, just like the seven colors of sunshine.
Let's talk about XXX, the head of our administrative group. He is like a clown in our group, making some jokes every day to ignite our joy.
At the flag-raising time on Monday, we didn't go to the rally because we had to write on the blackboard. At this time, the national anthem sounded. Our team leader suddenly jumped down from the stool, shouted "salute" and raised his hand like a young pioneer. We were at a loss for a moment. Several people fell off the stool in surprise and jumped out of a distance. Looking at this funny appearance, the classroom burst into laughter immediately, and the group leader himself took the lead in laughing.
In an English class, there is a word "bingo", which sounds like Chow Yun Fat's "hello". Our administrative team leader repeated this pronunciation over and over again, and also learned Chow Yun Fat's signature moves, which only made us laugh.
Next, I'd like to introduce Zhang Minghua, the snack king. Every time we have a break, we will see her mouth constantly moving, but as long as she has snacks to eat, we can definitely taste the sweetness. There will always be a member of our group in what she eats, even if everyone has only one melon seed. She said that after an efficient class, she learned a word called "sharing". She said snacks should also be shared like exchanging ideas.
Shan is the worst student in our group, and we feel inferior when we have him. What we are most afraid of is that he will deduct points from our group because he can't finish the study task.
Once in a math class, Shan just took the stage, and this time we let him go with a desperate attitude. As soon as he came on stage, we laughed because of his embarrassment. When he finally finished, we all blushed in order not to laugh. When the teacher graded, he looked at everyone and said, "Shan doesn't study well, but he has the courage to perform on stage." This spirit is commendable. We will double the score for their group! " At that time, we jumped up happily and looked at Shan Chenggang with admiration. From then on, none of us laughed at Shan Chenggang, but he was the lucky star of our group.
Liu Yang and Yang Mengkun like quarreling with Li Wenhua best. They fight as soon as they meet. The three of them are experts in quarreling, so we haven't decided who is the champion. The ability of three people to quarrel has won many questioning points for our group. The number of times they talk is directly proportional to the number of quarrels, but they are not on the list because the quality of their questions is not high enough.
As for me, although I am not the administrative team leader, I don't want our group to fall behind, so I always like to help Shan Chenggang. When Liu Yang, Yang Mengkun and Li Wenhua quarrel, I always act as a peacekeeping policeman. Therefore, although our group quarrels constantly, it is also good to quarrel and always full of vitality.
I hope our group can continue to grow and strive for the first place.
8. Composition Our group can win the first group: Why don't you revitalize? Team members, why did you let me down? Group, why can't it be first? Team members, why are you?
Group: Why let the group leader immerse himself in the voice of "managing with you" every day? Today xxx didn't finish writing his diary. Why did I ask him to write it, but he said, "It's up to you"? Today, xxx and xxx are doing English homework in Chinese class. I stopped them. Why do they still say, "You're in charge?" Are you still mad at me? I'm really disappointed in this group, really disappointed.
Team members, if you still listen to the leader, then listen to me! You are willful, but you should study hard, you should manage your own discipline, and you should … listen to the leader! The team leader has done a lot for you. Perhaps, my method is wrong. Therefore, I would like to make the following suggestions here:
First, for xxx: You should have finished your homework and copied your report card. If you talk in class, you should finish your unfinished homework. If it is serious, you should not only finish your homework, but also criticize the whole group and write 200 words for inspection.
Second, for xxx: You should be able not to play with xxx during class and self-study. Can you talk? If you violate it, I will check the number of words according to your speaking level.
Third, for xxx: You are the deputy head of our group, so you should take the lead yourself. Therefore, you should be strict with yourself. If there is such a demand, then write according to your degree.
Fourth, for myself: I shouldn't talk during self-study and class. If so, the players will be punished twice for exposure.
Fifth, to everyone: don't talk in class, be late when it's your turn to be on duty, or you will be punished for doing your homework.
Students, we have started the struggle of the new semester. We should all study hard, finish our homework consciously, observe the classroom records, observe the rules and regulations of the school, and learn knowledge well. Team member: Please remember, it's all for yourself. If you don't study hard now and have no knowledge when you grow up, we will regret it all our lives.
My team, I believe we can win the first place!
9. The story happened in our group composition 600 The story happened in our group.
Bacon quoted such a sentence in his book Bacon Essays: "People who like loneliness are either beasts or gods". This sentence is very incisive Man can't be a beast or a god, so he needs to be integrated with the group.
My study group is such a perfect group. Although the number is small, there are only six. But interesting things often happen in this group. We will also strive to make progress in happiness.
My deskmate is a person with a great sense of humor and likes to play some practical jokes. There is an honest man in front of me, but my understanding of some things is too rigid. Often turn around and ask questions, and when these two people are together, they will collide with the spark of "happiness". They are also the main elements to adjust the atmosphere between classes.
Once, after class, the guy in front wandered around the classroom and found everyone laughing behind his back. He looked at me doubtfully, and I shrugged my shoulders to show that I knew nothing. Only after he had gone far did he see a piece of paper with the words "peer" written on it. He finally learned about it. Needless to say, that must be my deskmate. But he is not too strict with my deskmate. He is a good-natured man. He usually doesn't get angry when joking with him.
Speaking of learning, don't look at everyone in the group who is lazy and serious. Every exam in the class is ranked in groups. Once, our group was at the bottom.
First of all. After class, it was like a frying pan, and everyone discussed it noisily. The topic of this discussion is no longer a prank, but this achievement. It turned out to be caused by the decline in personal performance of several players. Come on, make up lessons for them. Recite the text in the morning and do the test paper at noon. Other team members take turns to supervise. Finally, in the next exam, our group suddenly held its head high. Haha, first of all, it is a positive number. This also confirms the rules of our group, "* * has happiness, * * has progress!" "
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