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The opening of Million Elementary School

Zhang Xiaoyan Period

When the opening sound effects of "Millions of Primary Schools" started, the host shouted: "Dear students, class has begun~!" And the five members of the think tank will Walk out of the designated aisle in order, give me five to the host, and sit in the designated position. After the host finishes talking for a while, he will start shouting slogans.

In response to the H1N1 influenza (H1N1), starting from May 8, 2009 (the 33rd episode), the host will not give high-fives to the children and will not have any close contact; the think tank will accompany the candidates, Instead, greet the host with a bow. After the H1N1 epidemic became less severe, high-fives were resumed on June 19, 2009 (Episode 38). Starting from September 18, 2009 (Episode 51), still on the grounds of preventing H1N1, they changed their greetings to the host with a hand-over gesture. Until the epidemic reduced the threat again, the think tank accompanied the candidates on the 78th High-fives resumed during the program (some candidates accompanying the candidates still mainly bowed with their hands raised).

Xiao Xia Period

First Edition

First, Xiao Xia told a cold joke in the host position, and then shouted "Class is about to start" class words. The five members of the think tank, as well as the host Zeng Baoyi, will also walk out of the designated passage in sequence, but they will not high-five Zeng Baoyi or Xiaoxia. After each came out, Zeng Baoyi and Xiao Xiabao stood in the hosting position, and the five primary school student think tanks would sit in the designated positions. After Zeng Baoyi and Xiao Xia finished talking, Xiao Xia took the "squad leader's seat" and Zeng Baoyi also started shouting slogans.

Second Edition

Zeng Baoyi shouted words such as "Class starts" or "Class begins", and then the five think tanks and Xiao Xia walked out of the designated channel and High five with Zeng Baoyi. After the think tank members took their designated positions, Zeng Baoyi and Xiao Xiabao made opening remarks together. After the conversation, Xiao Xi took the "squad leader's position" and Zeng Baoyi also started to lead the chanting of slogans.