Jokes that enliven the classroom atmosphere

One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " " ? The teacher said angrily, just good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? ”？

So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ?

The teacher said angrily, "What about my evening?" ?

The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!" " ?

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again! " " ?

The students shouted together: "Good morning, good afternoon and good evening, teacher!"!

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today, we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. If I said you were unfit to talk, would you? -? 10! You say antonyms out loud. From now on.

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. Student: "The weather is terrible today. " ?

Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere." ? Student: "There are clouds everywhere." ?

Teacher: "The road is crowded with people." ? Student: "There is no one on the road." ?

Teacher: "Young." ? Student: "Old." ?

Teacher: "Stand." ? Student: "Lie down"?

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road." ? Student: "There is an old man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar." ? Student: "I lost a dollar." ?

Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ? Student: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar." ? Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " " ? Student: "Correct, you should say so! " " ?

Teacher: "Wrong." ? Student: "Correct." ?

Teacher: "this is not possible, it is illegal;" ! " ? Student: "this is ok, this is a legal act;" " !"

Teacher: "I was wrong." ? Student: "We are right." ?

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " " ? Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong! " "

Teacher: "You are so stupid." ? Student: "We are very smart."

Teacher: "Stop!" ? Student: "Go on!" ?

Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! " ? Student: "Go on now! Say it! " ?

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " " ? Student: "We are all geniuses. We say go on! " " ?

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" " " ? Student: "The teacher listens to us! " " ?

Teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" " " ? Student: "The teacher should listen to the students! " " ?

Teacher: "now you stop practicing!" " " ? Student: "Now let's continue to practice! " " ?

Teacher: "Are you endless?" ? Student: "We finish what we started!" " ?

Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! " ? Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! "