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Tell me about the thrifty people you have met.
My mother-in-law, there has never been anyone before. The first time I went to my mother-in-law's house, in order to make a good impression, I offered to wash the dishes after dinner. When eating, my mother-in-law came in and said that my faucet was turned up, so I turned it down a little. My mother-in-law turned on the tap with the current as big as chopsticks, and she couldn't clean it after washing for a long time! When the plastic wrap at home is used up, take it off and stick it on the glass, saying that it can be used next time. Walnuts left their shells after eating, saying it was a winter fire, and disposable cups dried up after using it. I thought this would not be used next time. My mother-in-law explained that it was used to make a fire in winter, so I was relieved. I always bring my own shopping bag when I go to the supermarket, and I can also pick up a small magazine published by Putian Hospital on the street to make a fire in winter. At first, it was incredible and incomprehensible. After a long time, I also know that my mother-in-law is just frugal and doesn't waste anything, but it is true. Every time I come to my house, I never feel bad about buying a few pounds of cooked beef. I was also willing to buy a T-shirt hundreds of times bigger than my father-in-law and gave us tens of thousands of dollars. Daughter-in-law joked that your best mother-in-law was coming to my house. Ha ha.
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