Short funny jokes

Negative energy jokes, which are completely opposite to chicken soup articles, are becoming more and more popular. It has quickly become the most requested reading for many people. Next is "" that I carefully prepared for you, welcome to watch!

Popular articles

1. When you see an injustice on the road, roar, take action when it is time to take action, take action when it is time to take action Just take action.

2. Many years later, I got married to the man I wanted. Thank you for not marrying me back then.

3. If you suffer a loss, don’t drink water, otherwise you will become dirty.

4. Long live the breakup, happy breakup, and tears will flow into the river.

5. Time is passing, but Chengruo is sleeping.

6. Everyone is like a piece of goods. The production date is his or her birthday and the shelf life is a lifetime. However, good goods have a long shelf life and broken goods have a short shelf life.

7. Every lovelorn song sings out the sadness in my heart.

8. I waited for Chinese Valentine’s Day, but I didn’t wait for you.

9. I love you in a staggering way, but you love me in a staggering way.

10. There are always a few people. When the teacher asks them to get up to answer questions, the whole class laughs.

11. I am highly myopic: I can’t see clearly whether it is a person or a dog from 5 meters away.

12. Looking at your back as you walk away, I hold back my tears and want to tell you, leave two yuan for the fare.

13. It’s your wife’s ability to attract boys. If you can keep your wife by your side, that's your ability.

14. The death of an emperor is called death, the death of a commoner is called death, and the death of a heartless man is called oh yeah.

15. Men who come home early tell stories to their wives; men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

Classics

1. Take you to show off, take you to fly, take you to get stuck in the garbage dump!

2. Every time you encounter that kind of not very The sensor faucet works so well, I feel like I'm begging for food.

3. No matter how big the official is, he will have more money. The king of hell still dragged him in.

4. Tie your head high, throw away the snacks, put down the mobile phone, dry your tears, don’t torment yourself, girl, you still have a future.

5. Friend, please don’t prick my scar, otherwise you will cry without rhythm.

6. The beauty of a man is not in his face, but in his wisdom and calmness accumulated over the years.

7. Because I don’t like tidying up the room, they all call me the messy room hero.

8. I love pretentious girls, and the language is the same, just like singing.

9. If you are woken up by the heat at night, don’t forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

10. When the books are used, it is regrettable to be short; when the legs are used, it is regrettable to be short.

11. In fact, you are not so handsome that it is not obvious, but you are too ugly.

12. Stop pretending to be cool for me, you think you are Youku.

13. Can you please stop talking? Your intelligence will be exposed as soon as you speak.

14. God is fair. Although you look ugly, you think you are beautiful.

15. I am poor, but I have dignity. I'm fat, but I have goals. Face everything calmly.

Selected articles

1. Protect singles. Without love, there is no harm.

2. Falling in love is like playing mahjong. If you don’t take it seriously, it won’t be fun. If you take it too seriously, you will get sad.

3. The hot summer is here. Whoever installs an air conditioner in our class will marry the class teacher.

4. Don’t ask me if I love you, please let me answer in my lifetime.

5. I think so. If you meet a boy who uses a Samsung mobile phone, marry him. After all, you can tolerate such a lag on a mobile phone, so what does your unreasonable troubles mean?

6. I admire myself so much, sometimes I look in the mirror I kowtow to myself every time!

7. Once upon a time, there was an ice that melted while walking.

8. The joy is to find that the car wiper clip is an advertisement instead of a ticket.

9. During the English test, I found out that I was Chinese, during the Chinese test, I found out that I was a foreigner, and during the math test, I found out that I was an alien.

10. We are good friends. I will help you when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing first.

11. I feel that my love comes too fast like a tornado, but I feel that when it disappears it is more like a tsunami.

12. Meeting the right person in the right place is true happiness.

13. I don’t care who you live with in the next life, but in this life, live it with me. You will be happy, I promise.

14. You are jealous of me even though you are prettier than me. It is really shameless.

15. Sometimes you need to put yourself in someone else’s shoes and replace your frown with a smile. .