Ask for two jokes

1. In the office, the tutor growled: "Nowadays, college students are so incompetent that copying porn on my computer actually uses cutting!"

I was very angry with you the other day! Me: Why? It seems that I didn't make you angry. MM: I asked you the other day that you can only choose between 5 million and your lover. Which one did you choose? As a result, you chose 5 million, and I was angry. Me: Sorry. Then I don't seem to have apologized to you, do I? MM: No, but then I thought about it, and I would choose 5 million, so I forgive you now ~ I:?

The financial crisis is too outrageous now. Just after the interview, I called to ask something later, but I didn't expect even the interviewer to be laid off!