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1. After an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl, his best friend said, "What a pity for the girl. You can be her grandfather. " The old man was very dissatisfied: "I am more wronged. Her grandfather is two years younger than me, but I have to pretend to be a grandson! " "

After the wedding, the groom said to the bride, "I will go out to play cards and drink with my friends at any time, whether you agree or not!" " ! "Hearing this, the bride replied tepidly," I have sex at nine o'clock every night on time, whether you are at home or not. "

3. Once upon a time, two white rabbits helped grandpa finish harvesting carrots. Grandpa happily took out some radishes to reward them. One rabbit left with a radish, but the other said to the old man, I don't want a radish. Please give me some seeds. Grandpa nodded with relief and said, give me your mailbox.

The next day, the rabbit died.

There is a rich man looking for a servant. The topic of the interview is going to the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands. So the rich man sent them away, and only one person washed his hands, so the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found that he didn't wash his hands when he came out. The rich man asked him why. The servant replied, "I brought toilet paper today ..."

When a beautiful woman came home from work and turned into an alley with dim street lights, a man was coming towards her with open arms.

The beauty was angry and cursed: "rogue!" " I can't help but say that it's a foot in the other person's stomach. There was only a bang. The young man said dejectedly, "What bad luck! The second piece of glass was not delivered. " Not bad, adopt! !