Tell a funny joke that is too poor.

I haven't eaten meat for days. I went to the supermarket yesterday and touched two handfuls of raw pork to go home. I washed my hands in the pot and immediately cooked a bowl of bone soup.

Once, I passed by a person again and again, and my clothes and trousers were bruised and there was no flame.

There is no need to argue with a fool, otherwise others will not know which fool.

I was so poor that even the mice at home moved to a new home crying. ...

Poor thing, I turn a blind eye and save it.

Eat chaff and swallow vegetables every day, wear patch pocket and pants, and use them on broken computers.

I didn't have enough breakfast and I don't know where I went for dinner.

The bag is neater than the face!

Pant pockets are neater than faces.

I just saw Xiaojie, eating too much meat.

Finally, look for a fallen leaf that can be used as pants.

I chew my nails every day.

On rainy days, I usually go out to pick up water when I am crazy with a washbasin. I can laugh with a washbasin and pay less for water and electricity.

If you want to eat without a bowl.

Have no money to buy a steamed bread.

Qingfeng is penniless, and there is not much money missing one or two. Go barefoot all over the world, dare to cross the five lakes barefoot!

I'm really sorry, the customer you dialed is married.

As a typical failure, you are actually very successful.

Don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.

Thank you for your heartlessness, and let me learn to die.

The mood of work needs to be heavier than sweeping the grave.

Don't call me pretentious, just say that I refuse to get along with wild animals!

It is said that women are clothes and pants, and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

Brother, not lonely. Because I'm alone with my brother.

I never tell the truth. I always talk about myths and legends.

Professional knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

Only mom is good in the world, and dad is also good.

Gender: male, preference: female

Before having sex, someone else pulled it out.

You are Yosemite in my heart, so that I can throw you away after drinking.

Who is whose husband, are handyman!

You engage in plastic arts, I engage in you. This is called deep plastic arts.

It turns out that the Monkey King has always been very sexy and charming: the most beautiful short skirt in history, red and black high boots and seamless steel pipes.

Secret love is a successful pantomime, and if you say it, it becomes misfortune!

Restore the factory settings and just delete you.

I saw a penny by the roadside. I was just about to lower my head and pick it up. It looks like phlegm! -I depend, who spit so round!

I didn't force you to grow up to be Maggie. You have no reason to force me to pass Mr. Li Ka-shing.

I am not RMB, so everyone loves me.

During the Qingming Festival, buy a bouquet of flowers to worship the feelings of the deceased.

I just want to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect Qi Li to hit a tree!