Can you help me think of some humorous jokes? It's better to be shorter. thank you

Life is like shit, once washed away, it will never come back. Life is like shit, it always looks like that, but it's different every time ... Life is like shit, sometimes it's cool, sometimes it's tangled with five senses! Life is like shit, you never know what you will pull out ... Life is like shit, how to plant the results first. Life is like shit, anytime, anywhere, you may suddenly feel mm-hmm. Life is like shit, you often work hard for a long time, but only a few farts come out ... > _< Life is like shit, even if it is beautifully decorated, its essence is still the same ... Life is like shit, and only you can face it silently and bravely. So, as everyone often says-"You went to eat shit! In fact, his original intention is "you should seriously integrate into your own life." " 』