Jokes about eating eggs

It's good to have a girlfriend who eats vegetables. People will tell her to buy clothes, jewelry and bags ... and all you have to do is go and take you to eat delicious food ~ you will be alive and kicking soon. Save money and time, you deserve it. . .

My sister had supper with her favorite male god. She was very supportive, holding the bus on her waist, and she was actually given up ... Let my aunt look at her stomach and smile in good faith. She stood in horror for several months ~ ... At this time, the male god, who kept smiling sideways, pushed her back and said, "Nothing, sit down." Aunt patted her on the shoulder and said that your husband loves you ... After getting off the bus, the male god confessed to his sister.

At noon, I went to see the house with my wife ... It felt good ... the price was right ... There was a lot of room for appreciation ... I asked my wife for advice ... My wife held back for a while ... She said weakly, it's fine ... it's just ... the cool underwear of the hostess next door is so interesting ... I have to think about it ...

I asked my son what he wanted for his birthday.

"I just hope you can remember what day it is today."

"Ha ha ok!" I said, "Hey, what's your birthday?"

"... 364 days. "

Girlfriend likes to eat a kebab called "flesh and blood". Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend and ordered flesh and blood. After a while, a younger brother came with a plate, put it on the table and said enthusiastically, "Your flesh and blood." Nima, please don't be so concise!

I just saw a short story, which is very touching. It is said that an old couple eat eggs. One of them likes to eat egg yolk, so he gave it to the other. Finally, I learned that the other person likes to eat egg yolk ... which suddenly reminds me of me and my mother. My mother and I also eat eggs. She always eats eggs and leaves me the eggshells.

I saw someone imitating MJ's spacewalk on the road today. Although he performed hard, his dancing was really unsightly. I couldn't help patting him on the shoulder and saying, "Young man, go home and practice before you come out. You are simply insulting Jackson. " He stopped and said to me in surprise, "Who is Jackson? I just accidentally stepped on someone else's gum ... "

Last night, a friend of 2b called me and said that the steering wheel, brake, throttle and clutch in his car had been removed, and asked me to pick him up. When I was halfway through, this guy called me again and said, you don't have to come over. You just drank too much. Now you wake up and find yourself sitting in the passenger seat. .

Last night, a friend of 2b called me and said that the steering wheel, brake, throttle and clutch in his car had been removed, and asked me to pick him up. When I was halfway through, this guy called me again and said, you don't have to come over. You just drank too much. Now you wake up and find yourself sitting in the passenger seat. .

By bus, a gentle and fair boy got on the bus, and when he swiped the card, he was prompted that the balance was insufficient. He searched through his bag, but he couldn't find it for a long time. The girl next to her strode out and took out two yuan and put it in. The boy gratefully said thank you, and the girl said, you have to pay back the two yuan. Give me your phone number and make an appointment to pay back the money. That boy was probably stunned. It took him a long time to say his number ... and then you'll know the ending.