Now many jokes have been caught, so what are the ancient jokes like?

The most famous jokes of ancient people are Laughter in the Woods and Taiping Guang Ji.

I'll choose a few fragments for you, so I won't translate them into vernacular. (Because the translation may not pass)

They are all a little dirty. Although not as crooked as modern jokes, I still feel that the ancients are actually very naughty when I watch them occasionally.

1. crying the doctor's joke:

A man has a wife and two concubines. After death, they cried around the body. His wife caressed his head and said, "My boss!" " Pinch his feet for the second time and say, "My lang feet!" " "The second time, there was nothing to cry about, so I had to hold my penis and say," My doctor! "

End a meatless diet

In the evening, Master said to Misha, "I can be a vegetarian tonight." Misha said, "What is vegetarian food?" The monk said, "You don't have to vomit." Misha cried out in pain, "Master, I can't stand it. Let's finish the meat quickly. "

Prosecute rape

A woman complained to Guan Yun: "To fetch water from the well, someone got dirty from behind." The official said, "Then why don't you come forward?" Answer: "If you stand up, you may lose your ears."

Kill it.

The husband came back from a long journey, and his wife courted him, but she refused, saying that he believed in water. Husband wants to stop his backyard and say that hemorrhoids are broken. Husband is furious: if you dare to speak again, I will kill you!

4. remarriage (remarriage)

And those who remarry, have sex for the first time, and then they don't feel it. Ask her husband, "Are you going in?" He said, "Go in." The woman went on to say, "Well, I have a little pain."