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Why do the blue bottles of calcium octanoate gluconate need to be recycled? Do they need to be sterilized and reused?
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□Cai Jianhua of Dahe Health News
The "Sanjing" brand zinc gluconate and calcium gluconate TV commercials have such a scene: a woman walks in and gets high as if she had been injected with chicken blood. She called: "Mom, I bought him Sanjing Oral Liquid." Her mother looked like a class struggle person: "Sanjing Oral Liquid? Is it from the blue bottle?" This woman said with a special air: "Of course! Sanjing Oral Liquid" Oral liquids are all in blue bottles!”
This advertisement is well-known to every household, but you may not remember whether this “zinc gluconate” or “calcium gluconate” is from the “Sanjing” brand or “Harbin Yao” brand. "Six" brand, maybe you can't guess whether the two women in the advertisement are mother-in-law or mother-daughter. Maybe you don't know whether the spokesperson Chen Xiaoyi's "son" is her biological child, but you will definitely remember to buy "zinc gluconate", "Calcium gluconate" should be bought from "blue bottle", because the calcium in the blue bottle is delicious calcium, and the zinc in the blue bottle is high-quality zinc. Are Blue Bottle’s calcium and zinc really good? No one answered this question, and those who were accustomed to following advertisements never doubted it.
The emphasis on "blue bottle" is actually an advertising strategy. Let’s look at the advertisements for other products: Safeguard has repeatedly instilled the concept of “bacteria removal” into the public; Head & Shoulders has always appealed to “anti-dandruff”; Rejoice promotes “smoothness”; Liushen constantly delivers “cooling, herbal essence”; Wonglaoji claims that “ "Get rid of the fire"... In short, advertising must have a characteristic that is deeply rooted in people's hearts.
If the advertisements of Safeguard, Head & Shoulders, Rejoice and others express products, then Sanjing Oral Liquid takes a different approach and promotes product packaging. The only purpose of promoting outer packaging is to distinguish one's own products from similar products of other manufacturers, so that consumers can have a deeper impression of their products. Judging from the publicity effect, the purpose of "Three Essences" has been achieved. Now if you ask anyone what "blue bottle" is, the answer will be what the manufacturer wants. Even my friend's daughter, who is over 3 years old, mutters "just drink from the blue bottle" whenever she drinks water.
This brand has left a deep impression on the audience. If one day you have the idea of ????supplementing calcium and zinc for your children, you will easily think of this brand.
The blue bottle is neither an industry standard nor does it represent product quality. Some people say that calcium and zinc are not prone to chemical reactions under blue light. The author has talked with nutrition experts and they have a negative attitude towards the fact that blue color helps the stability of calcium and zinc.
In fact, zinc gluconate and calcium gluconate from any manufacturer are the same, but ordinary consumers don’t know this, so manufacturers take advantage of consumers’ ignorance and change the “blue bottle”. "As a promotional symbol, "blue bottle" is used to represent the product, and through advertising it reminds people of the causal relationship between quality and "blue bottle".
The "blue bottle" contains liquid calcium. Most people think that liquids are easier to absorb than solids, which is another advertising strategy. In fact, the absorption of calcium is not directly related to the form of calcium. When calcium supplement products of different forms enter the gastrointestinal tract, the absorption rate of calcium by the human body is basically the same.
The advertising effect of "Blue Bottle" is also related to the fact that manufacturers of calcium products have strengthened the public's awareness of calcium supplementation in recent years. After much hype, calcium supplementation seems to have become a top priority for the Chinese nation from infants to the elderly. Even Fu Biao cried to the late director Taylor in the movie "Big Shot", "People across the country have begun to take calcium supplements, but you have left." We passed away." It gives the impression that Taylor passed away because he did not take calcium supplements.
Calcium supplementation is for profit, and doctors are also adding fuel to the fire. A colleague took his 1-year-old daughter to the hospital for examination, and the doctor never once refused to allow him to give the child calcium supplements. He also asked me puzzledly, the doctor knew that she was deficient in calcium just by looking at the child. Isn't it amazing? Later, a relative of his who was doing research on infant and young child nutrition told him that there was no need for calcium supplements for young children before they were 2 years old because their absorption capacity was very limited.
In fact, the more calcium in the body, the better. A doctor friend said that many babies today suffer from anorexia and constipation, which is precisely related to excessive calcium supplementation. A small number of children who take excessive calcium supplements for a long time may also suffer from "grimace syndrome", which means they have a big mouth, a protruding upper lip, a flat nose, and even symptoms such as weight loss and mental retardation.
Excessive zinc supplementation can also cause harm, such as decreased immunity, affecting the body's absorption and utilization of iron, and causing anemia. The best way to supplement zinc in daily life is to supplement zinc through food. Eating more dried shrimps, seaweed, sesame seeds, peanuts and beans can increase the body's intake of zinc.
People who are accustomed to following advertisements have achieved the annual output of 1.5 billion "blue bottles" by manufacturers. Of course, there are also people who do not follow advertisements, and I am one of them. As soon as I saw a person carrying melatonin on the street, I laughed at him in my heart. This was again deceived by advertisements. Using it to honor your parents is far less economical than giving a few kilograms of jujubes and walnuts.
Then, parents who buy "Blue Bottle" for their children, someone will definitely laugh at you
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