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It's too late to work overtime. If you are hungry, eat instant noodles to cope with the sentence set (4 sentences)
1. Every time I think of sausage, I want to eat instant noodles, only to find that there are no sausages after eating instant noodles
2. I have been working with Wenbao for more than three hours after work, and it's also very confusing to drag her to accompany me to a convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.
3. Once again. . . I won't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.
4. Movies and popcorn, kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I'm with you. .
5. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it's a little funny to think that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles.
6. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.
7. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend, and I can only order takeout and eat instant noodles every day.
8. After all, it's husband and wife. He waited for me after work late, and he didn't eat in the store at 7: 3 in the evening. He ate instant noodles with him, sharing joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?
9. When you are very hungry, people next to you are eating instant noodles, which is really desperate.
1. What is loneliness? It's not a person eating instant noodles at a convenience store late at night, it's not that no one likes your circle of friends, and it's not that you're always single and unattended. Loneliness is that no one can understand what you say. So, you stopped talking.
11. I used to like instant noodles, but I have eaten too much recently, and my mouth is blistered. It's really enough.
12. Eating instant noodles all the time is bad for my health. .......... told me not to eat instant noodles. No one cooked for me and let me drink the northwest wind.
13. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I thinner than my normal diet? Come back fat, so that I can feel at ease.
14. God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.
15. Every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smelled it as soon as she went up to the second floor and said that you were eating instant noodles again, didn't she? It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! It's so spicy! ! ! Hum!
16. I can finally eat instant noodles, or cry with the smell of sauerkraut in the old altar.
17. I didn't have breakfast, smelling the aroma of instant noodles eaten by my uncle, and I swallowed my saliva crazily. It was really hard for me!
18. instant noodles and Kangxi are here, continuing the comfortable life in the police station, eating well, sleeping well and having a good class, huh?
19. Those who have no girls on Tanabata buy barrels of instant noodles and go home to bubble. . .
2. This is the place where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon, and suddenly I found it hard to swallow. This is the first time that I think instant noodles are not delicious. I may be growing up. It's too late to work overtime and eat instant noodles if you are hungry (Part II)
21. Stay at home and eat instant noodles every day and promise me that after the epidemic is over, I will lose weight again.
22. Why can you gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.
23. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back, usually just have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and kebabs what you want to say. Eat them when they hear too many of your secrets.
24. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at 11: 3 in the evening.
25. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make my face bigger. I'm bigger by one lap. Oh, no, two laps.
26. I want to eat instant noodles early tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles. I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.
27. I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only had to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also had to blow dry the mattress.
28. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.
29. I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today, and I felt sick and tired in my throat.
3. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.
31. Why don't I enjoy eating Dove, eat instant noodles without chunks of beef, and stop eating Xuanmai?
32. I brushed my teeth and brushed my mobile phone in bed. As a result, the more I brushed, the hungrier I got. I got up and ate instant noodles. Can't eat any more.
33. When I came back from work for the first time, I was so tired that I didn't want to move. I ate two bananas and didn't want to go down. I had the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I have been really tired recently!
34. I've been struggling for a long time in the library. Do you want to go back for instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.
35. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea at night.
36. I thought I had everything in order, and suddenly I remembered that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, typing and trying to eat instant noodles.
37. I had breakfast at 1 o'clock yesterday, and ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I was hungry at 3 o'clock, ate instant noodles and cooked noodles at night.
38. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a bath, freeze to death to the left, burn to death to the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, and two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?
39. I'm really greedy. I'm afraid I'm not going to be fat if I eat instant noodles with pickled chicken feet at night.
4. when I am poor, even if I eat instant noodles, I will eat eight flavors, and I will not repeat the sample every day. Talk about friends who work overtime to eat instant noodles (highlights 4 sentences)
Talk about friends who work overtime to eat instant noodles (Part 1)
1. Eating this taste is a little nostalgic for living in the dormitory, the age of instant noodles. I'm hungry at night and have a delicious time of instant noodles.
2. I used to like instant noodles, but I have eaten too much recently, and my mouth is blistered. It's really enough.
3. I worked hard all day today, but I didn't make anything to eat. I was hungry and ate instant noodles at night.
4. Before, someone said defiantly, what should I do when I meet with overtime swelling on a business trip ~ I want to say that I almost have no exception ~ I also met someone who eats instant noodles at this point today ~
5. I can finally eat instant noodles or cry with the taste of sauerkraut in the old altar.
6. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on a romantic cruise.
7. I hate eating instant noodles ~
8. We agreed to eat buffet when we saved the money, so I'll continue to eat instant noodles and drink rice congee tomorrow.
9. When I go back to my dormitory every day, I struggle with hunger. I can't stand hunger and start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's enough. I can't do it without fucking support.
1. I hope I won't get fat after eating instant noodles at night.
11. What is the perfect match? jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken, beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham sausage. Handsome guys and handsome guys have been together all the time.
12. Three steps to eat instant noodles. 1. Instant noodles. 2. Open the bowl cover after three minutes. 3. Pick up the cat who wants to steal food!
13. I brushed my teeth and brushed my mobile phone in bed. As a result, the more I brushed, the hungrier I got. I got up and ate instant noodles. Can't eat any more.
14. I thought I had everything in order, and suddenly I remembered that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, typing and trying to eat instant noodles.
15. I am very grateful to the little girl with a yellow hat who gave me a seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.
16. I finally understand why chicks love instant noodles so much. If I come to ten boxes at a time, it won't be enough.
17. On the rest day, I tidied up my things at home and cleaned them up until after two o'clock in the afternoon, so I had to make instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than going to work.
18. Today, I am puzzled. Why is it better to eat instant noodles on the train than in other places?
19. Eating a bowl of instant noodles at night is too guilty.
2. I really want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecues, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on, and 1, ants are crawling in my heart. Talk about friends who eat instant noodles overtime (Part II)
21. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night, or because I didn't sleep well because I had a messy dream at night. I almost fell dizzy when I got up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.
22. When you were very hungry, the people next to you were eating instant noodles, which was really desperate.
23. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I am eating instant noodles, too.
24. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, and it's spicy. Will you have diarrhea? It's urgent to wait online, and the instant noodles will get cold.
25. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk with you in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.
26. I was eating instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard: "It smells so good that I can't think ..."
27. I was really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea at night.
28. I hope the people around you who accompany you for candlelight dinner will also accompany you for instant noodles.
29. I ate instant noodles at night and made myself two eggs. I added two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage. What a sin.
3. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!
31. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it's a little funny to think that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles.
32. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time? My stomach is turning upside down, and it's a miserable batch.
33. Take-out can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. It's unsanitary. At this stage, it's safest to eat instant noodles. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and took it from Boss Zhou.
34. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? I have to eat them every episode. Watching a TV series makes me hungry.
35. Happiness is the fulfillment of every tiny life wish. For example, when you eat instant noodles, you always have your favorite people to accompany you.
36. I suddenly smell instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?
37. I got up to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night for the first time, because I couldn't sleep. I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became.
38. I'm hungry at night and eat instant noodles in barrels. I want to make some achievements at the end of the year, but I have a headache when I can't wake up during the day.
39. Have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really sad to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.
4. Movies and popcorn, kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I'm with you. . I can only eat instant noodles when I'm hungry (a collection of 4 sentences)
I can only eat instant noodles when I'm hungry (Part 1)
1. Shut up for me. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles and smells delicious to me.
2. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: instant noodles are all preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Who wants to eat instant noodles with me, Dad? My dad: Yes.
3. I like to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night so much. It's so delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.
4. I like eating instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?
5. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me, and I don't have a seasoning bag to eat instant noodles all my life ...
6. I get up in the middle of the night every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits, but how come I'm thinner than my normal diet? Come back fat, so that I can feel at ease.
7. I can finally eat instant noodles, or cry with the smell of sauerkraut in the old altar.
8. Eat instant noodles, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed ...
9. Once again. . . I won't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.
1. I can't sleep in the middle of the night. It's too painful to wake up hungry and eat instant noodles.
11. What is loneliness? It's not a person eating instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, it's not that no one likes your circle of friends, and it's not that you're always single and unattended. Loneliness is that no one can understand what you say. So, you stopped talking.
12. I thought I had everything in order, and suddenly I remembered that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, typing and trying to eat instant noodles.
13. I don't sleep at night, but I have to eat bucket of instant noodles when I'm hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.
14. Yesterday was Qixi Valentine's Day. Others checked in and we drove. Others go to the park, we go to the expressway; When others enter the cinema, we enter the service area; Others sleep in the hotel double bed, and we sleep in the car bunk; The happiness of others' first love, we rush on like chicken blood; Others are picking up girls and we are picking up noodles; Others are walking in the street, and we are running on the highway.
15. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles is a memory.
16. Stay at home and eat instant noodles every day. Promise me that after the epidemic is over, I will lose weight again.
17. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a small meatball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and a few bottles of drinks.
18. What do you like? Love is a cheating meal that you only eat once a week. I promise to eat instant noodles if you say it.
19. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make my face bigger. I'm bigger by one lap. Oh, no, two laps.
2. When you get older, you will have a stomachache if you eat hot pot, swollen gums if you eat instant noodles, and still have a stomachache if you eat baked gluten. If you are hungry, you can only eat instant noodles (Part II)
21. Instant noodles and Kangxi are here, continuing the comfortable life in the police station, eating well, sleeping well and having a good class, huh?
22. I hope I won't get fat when I get up tomorrow after eating instant noodles at night.
23. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a drama and sleeping.
24. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right, burns your hair to death to the left, loosens it for two times, and eats instant noodles tightly for three times.
25. Recently, the frequency of eating instant noodles is too high, which makes me want to vomit.
26. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles or play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.
27. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles with two eggs.
28. I must eat instant noodles tomorrow, like tomatoes. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really boring. I'm so hungry.
29. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night, or because I didn't sleep well because I had a messy dream at night. I almost fell dizzy when I got up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.
3. I ate instant noodles at night and made myself two eggs, added two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage, which was a sin.
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