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Throw a boring child and break a boring child.

People who have seen Hi Mom will surely hum "Wait a minute, old girl, let's have a boring time", and "boring" here means solve riddles on the lanterns.

There are two kinds of riddles, namely, the riddle of things and the riddle of meaning. Things puzzles are divided into word puzzles, things puzzles, words puzzles, poetry puzzles, painting puzzles and many other small categories. The answer to a poem riddle is "painting", which is also found in primary school Chinese textbooks. Many people know that "the distant mountains are colored, the water is silent, the flowers are still there in spring, and people are not surprised when they come." Literally, a riddle is a lantern riddle, and the answer includes everything, such as name, place, anything and so on. The most poetic part of the riddle "Penny with a pole" is that it is sad: "Don't mention it! Tears become river beads ... "No wonder even Xu Zhimo wants to support it, and" back to the green grass "in He Kang! When I was in college, I guessed a lantern riddle, which stumped many people: "Race to the finish line (answer a place name)", and finally only Ding Jinpeng got it right: Okinawa.

The dialect in my hometown belongs to Jiaoliao Mandarin. Let others guess a riddle called "Throw a boring child". For example, two people are playing together, and one of them says, "Come on, I'll throw a boring one. Guess! " "The" throw "is to give a question. One person throws out the answer and lets another person guess the riddle. The movie's ending song "Love Story of Yilan" is more like "Children who are bored with riddles". Find an elder sister to study and solve a riddle. A boring child and a boring child add up to a complete game process.

In our early years, we often played games of throwing boring children and smashing boring children. Participants, regardless of age, gender, education, do not need to study; One person can throw a boring guess at everyone, or one-on-one two people can throw a guess at each other; It can be used as a special project, and it can also be used in some other random situations. Women in our country often touch tobacco leaves while holding wheat, talking and laughing.

These "boring children" are not only amusing, but also enlightening, especially crossword puzzles, which can teach people to read. "One point and one horizontal length, one left and one south" is the word "width"; "One point and one horizontal length, one left and one Nanyang, two trees in Nanyang, sitting on a stone" is the word "grinding"; "One point and one horizontal length, ladder to beam, big mouth without chin, small mouth hidden inside", with many strokes, is a traditional "autumn" word. These puzzles are vivid and interesting, which can stimulate the imagination more than the current picture literacy, and are very conducive to developing and exercising the ability of thinking in images.

Some crossword puzzles are just a small scene in life. As soon as they say it, they seem to hear the noise and see the action. Like the word "heart", the riddle is described like this: "half a pot of fried beans, fried three, jumped two." When a Chinese character with only four pictures is made into a riddle, it actually involves pots, beans, numbers, movements and temperature-the pots are too hot, and the beans are so hot that they jump! There is a lively and hectic scene, and the description of the mistakes in the chaos is a bit ridiculous. Just guess once and remember.

The mystery is the same. "Hemp house, red curtains, there is a white fat man living inside", and the house → curtains → white fat man is surrounded from the outside to the inside. Physiological characteristics: pockmarked; Color: red and white; Status: alive. The anthropomorphic technique leads to association, and I feel that the "white fat man" is alive and well and pampers himself. In fact, he is just a peanut kernel.

Riddles are derived and handed down from ancient times to the present. Su Like Dongpo, a great writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, is a master of riddles and is still good at poetry riddles.

Legend has it that he visited his sister's house and saw what his brother-in-law Qin Guan wrote, "I have a wonderful thing, half of which can't live without water and half can't save my life." Then he knew it was a poem riddle, and immediately sang: "I have a wonderful thing, one side is delicious, the other side is eating grass in Meishan, and the other side is hiding in Minjiang River." Hearing this, Su Xiaomei immediately wrote: "I have a strange thing. Can't run fast, can't afford to fly. " The three men smiled at each other, because the answer was the same word-"fresh". A flower abbot asked Su Dongpo for words, and Su Dongpo wrote a couplet for him: "When the sunset glow is fragrant, take off everything; When the fire cools down, tie the horse again. "After hanging out, everyone laughed. It turned out to be a crossword puzzle, and the answer was "bald donkey", which Su Dongpo used to ridicule the flower monk.

In modern times, riddles can be presented in various ways because of the blessing of scientific and technological means. There is a program by Li Yong of CCTV. I don't remember whether it is very 6+ 1 or lucky 52. In a certain link, two people make a guess, which is informative, interesting and entertaining (as if I had made two jokes). It's very interesting. I especially like to guess "Boredom" I played as a child. At that time, the material of "boring children" was very common, like a duck, saying, "I dragged my legs from the south and went to sea without taking off my pants"; Like a button, you say, "Five brothers, each go his own way. Whoever has a problem will die laughing when he goes out"; When guessing chess, he said, "One city has thirty-two horses." .

Many people think that without TV, computers, mobile phones and even electric lights, our life must be monotonous, boring and boring. In fact, at that time, we were full and down-to-earth. At almost every meal, every night, our parents had to go to the streets and shout for home-spring, summer, autumn and winter, entertainment projects emerged one after another! Sometimes I really can't get out, so I pester adults to throw a "stuffy son". I left and right guessed an answer for a long time, and when I got it right, I was elated and danced, although there was no sister beside me-haha, now she is busy in the kitchen. I suddenly said, "I guess you threw a stuffy son!" " As soon as people opened their mouths, they came: "Go straight up the hill and roll down the hill. When you come, knock on the banger and wash your face without combing your hair."

-"Guess what?"

-"Four Small Animals"

When talking, the "old girl" didn't look up.