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About Wu Yanghua
Wuchuan in western Guangdong has a variety of folk languages ??with different pronunciations. Wuyang, Huangpo (including Potou) and other places near Zhanjiang are the most authentic.
[fly]Tang Dynasty music, Han Dynasty rural style [/fly]
Wuchuan dialect was introduced from the Central Plains by the Hakka people, and its biggest feature is its strong ancient flavor. In terms of pronunciation, Wuchuan dialect has a very harmonious rhythm of flat, oblique and oblique, which is rare in the country. Reading ancient poems in Wuchuan dialect is authentic,
It has rhythm and rhythm. When reading "Two orioles sing in the green willows, and a row of egrets ascend to the blue sky", it's 廄廄平廄廄, 平平任仄仄平平- ----It is definitely the music of the Tang Dynasty and the rural style of the Han Dynasty. How else could there be masters like Lin Shaotang and Li Xiaoyan who are good at poetry and poetry?
[fly]Hey, go get food [/fly]
In terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation, food comes first. People in Wuchuan call eating "catching food" - you have to eat quickly, there is still a lot of work waiting to be done; come and eat quickly, otherwise it will be gone; eat quickly, and you will finish it.
Just die. At that time, food was tight, and there was a lot of swearing at the dinner table. How could we have time to talk about sex and flavor? Child, now your parents are asking you to collect food. They hope you will eat more and grow up quickly! "
Hey, let's go get some food!", what an appetizer!
You can’t just think about eating all day long. I have a cousin who did not do well in school. One summer vacation, he went home and showed his report card to his father. His father saw that the boy had gained weight, which was different from the scores on the report card
Out of proportion, after getting furious, a limerick came up: "The report card is extremely bad. He has no knowledge and skills and only drives food. A thin scholar becomes a fat monk, and the school is not a pig farm."
[fly]You, you are just a shrimp[/fly]
Are you decadent? It does not mean that you are lost. "Decai" in Wu Chuan's words means stupid or stupid, which means not smart enough. Let’s break down the words and talk about it: bald means bare, page means head, decadent means head is bald, head is gone, no brain!
Brain!
"Eat a shrimp", have you ever eaten a shrimp? The shrimp's head is full of garbage, which is worse than having no brains!
[fly]Wuchuan dog, Huazhou cat[/fly]
The popular saying "Wuchuan dog, Huazhou cat" refers to the two closely related animals of Wuchuan in Zhanjiang and Huazhou in Maoming. Neighbors have different pronunciations, especially when expressing the same meaning of "no", they bark like a dog
and meow like a cat, so they make fun of each other. People in Wuchuan say dogs are bigger than cats, and people in Huazhou say cats eat fish and dogs eat shit. But times are changing, and many cats and dogs have become pets and eat abalone fins.
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