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Zhen Xuan style classic funny lines daquan
Zhen Xuan Style Classic Funny Lines Selected Edition
1) Old dreams are blurred, and the past is blurred, in the spring flowers and autumn moon.
2) All the flowers in Qiu Lai were killed, and only Hua Fei stood out.
3) To be such a person, it is better to admire him.
4) The hand of time made us miss the beginning. Up to now, can it be changed?
5) May the harp and harp be in the imperial palace, and the years will be quiet, and the headwind will be easy to destroy.
6) Spring has finally come, and the winter jasmine downstairs is in full bloom!
7) No matter how deep the friendship between sisters is, it will lead to bad feelings if you don't pay attention.
8) People have joys and sorrows, and there is no sin in crying.
9) I know you didn't mean it, but God did, and he didn't have the heart to tell you to play the lute to a cow.
10) My sister must have had a better life recently and accepted the dragon's favor. This body is getting fuller every day, but it is not a boon.
1 1) The so-called beauty needs to be smart and knowledgeable, otherwise, no matter how beautiful it is, it is also a wooden beauty with no interest.
12) Have you ever tried to write from darkness to dawn? I just wrote and wrote, but I still didn't finish my paper.
13) It is better to hold incense in the branches and wait for death than to be blown into the north wind.
14) The world has never stopped, and everything is unusual.
15) is always a simple word. If it does, it will be very difficult.
16) apricot flowers are not as gorgeous as peach blossoms, nor as cold as cold plum blossoms, but they are particularly warm and graceful.
17) If you don't like it, you will live longer.
18) This life, this tone, I can never control myself.
19) The world praises the purity of the lotus, but I prefer the Buddha nature of the lotus, as gentle as a loving mother.
20) Your beauty is like running water, and you don't look back in a hurry.
The latest version of Zhen Xuan's classic funny lines
1) In recent days, it is hard to avoid some Zhen Xuan style. Although it is out of place, it is still quite elegant. There is nothing serious in the boudoir. At first, I was warm and uncomfortable, which was boring. Fortunately, the two sisters can catch up, have fun, and repair their minds. It is not a blessing to think about it.
2) The emperor's kindness is mighty and prosperous, and my concubines are also happy for him. It's a good thing that my concubines watch the people live and work in peace and contentment and don't pay for their kindness.
3) I just found out on QQ that you stole my number, and your intentions are extremely vicious. Selfishly think that if I catch you, you will die of natural causes. It must be excellent for warning the world.
4) I just saw a leather schoolbag on Taobao. It looks very beautiful in color. I thought it would be great to set your skin color. Mom, I bought a bag.
5) I saw the astronomical phenomena this evening and found that it was an extremely bad day. I thought if you could come back, you would run away. After hours, you never know what will happen.
6) You don't have to go home, but it doesn't matter. Otherwise, your house will collapse another day, and you will have nowhere to go back.
7) Dear, today's new clothes are great in style, and this kind of Suzhou embroidery material with simple cutting is the best. I want to buy more. Although my wallet will suddenly become thinner, it is not a good news.
8) By my side, only those who haven't started writing papers, and those who have written more than half of them, let alone those who have finished writing super words! As long as you dare to compare the progress with this palace, you must film them all!
9) I don't know what the situation is, but at this rate, the living can die and the dead can live. If you ask the reason, it's hard to find it.
10) I met a man when I was shopping outside. He is tall, handsome and soft-blooded. As soon as my eyes lit up, I dated that man in Wangfujing, and it turned out to be his girlfriend. Let me not want to be a third party, and let me feel embarrassed!
1 1) Shiro, I'm afraid the training of hand index XXX will begin. I think this training is really good, and it is excellent for newcomers like us to learn more. If we can attend this training, we can place more orders.
12) Today is my sister's birthday, and I'm late because I've been feeling a little sick these days. I knelt down first and then congratulated my sister on her birthday and the joy of growing old together. I wish my sister a long and happy life.
13) I entered the palace with Mei Zhuang Lingrong, but now things have changed. eyebrow zhuang died of a bloody collapse, and Lingrong hurt me. How can this make me feel chilling? If this person is so pure, it is really wonderful.
14) The weather is excellent, cool and sunny, which coincides with my palace's 20th birthday. It's best to get together with all the sisters, but it's complicated to notify them one by one. Besides, our palace has been very busy recently, for fear of delaying the birthday event and not sleeping well. If I can get together on my birthday, I won't be grateful to all my sisters!
15) ? In this chaotic era of housing enterprises competing for hegemony, if you want to stand out, you should not only seek a breakthrough in marketing, but also strengthen management in cost. Save money while making money, so that in this cold winter of real estate, it can ensure the healthy operation of housing enterprises, but it will not be a gospel. ? Talk to people: if the market is not good, we should increase revenue and reduce expenditure. ?
16) it's great to be closed to the outside world on the last day of the holiday, but it's a pity that there are so many contents that I forgot what I wrote before, so the servants can't sleep well. What's more, the bad weather denied the interest in endorsement, so I really want to travel with you and cultivate my temperament. Speak human words! Mlgb, I want to go out and play!
17) I had a yearning at work just now. Looking at this gloomy and dreary day, it tickles my appetite a little, which is really annoying. I don't know what this ghost should use to refresh himself, but I can't play a small role alone. I'm sorry for your kindness. Talking to people: What's for lunch today?
18) ? I just saw a real estate, and the fine decoration is extremely worry-free. Even the porch is designed to be the best. Ai Jia was blessed by the emperor and given numerous clothes. If there is no place to put it, it is not wrong. Selfish thinking that if I can live here with you for a long time, it must be excellent for you and me. ? Say something human: I am optimistic about you! ?
19) ? Sir, there are many highlights in this mansion. Living here, you can enjoy privacy in the bustling downtown and enjoy the scenery of the wind, the moon, the pavilions and the peaches in the curtain. The front yard, backyard, veranda and wing are all available, and the winding path is secluded and unique. Although they need tens of thousands of gold and silver, they will never bear this kindness. ? Speaking human words: this room is really not expensive, come and have one! ?
20) The weather was crisp last night, which was an excellent day. It would be great if I could sleep till dawn and have a sweet dream. However, mosquitoes have been wandering around and lost a good time, which is very annoying. Now look carefully, my arm is covered with red spots, and it is getting itchy.
Zhen Xuan Style Classic Funny Lines Popular Edition
1) The refined flour from the rice mill in Jiangnan New Tribute is delicious with fresh shredded cucumber. Unfortunately, my palace master has been ill recently, so I'll leave it to my sister-tell others! Cold noodles taste good, but I have a bad appetite. The remaining half is cheaper for you.
I feel very tired today. I'm afraid I played too late last night and disturbed the psychological group to clean up at home for a long time. I don't want to be tired any more. I hope I can recover after a day off. I misread the time this morning, and it took me a long time to understand that spring is really sleepy. If only I could sleep in a cage! Sleepiness is very rare, how can it be worthy?
3) Gee, the cake you bought today is great. Thick cheese rich in mousse is best. I want to smoke more. Although I will lose my body, I will not be ungrateful. Speak human words! ? The cake is delicious. I want to eat another piece.
4) I just realized that I drank too much tea tonight and didn't want to sleep. If I do this for a long time, it will definitely damage my skin. I will sleep peacefully after drinking a glass of milk before going to bed, which is also excellent for the quality of sleep. It's good to have tea with friends, but enough is enough to avoid repaying kindness.
5) The spicy fluffy bread in this bread story is excellent for breakfast. Golden and charming. The incense overflowed the hall. It would be great with a little cream sauce. It's just that eating too much is inevitably greasy. I have a slight discomfort in my throat. If I have a cup of strong coffee to relieve boredom and refresh myself, I will naturally repay your kindness.
6) Teacher Fei's book is really excellent, and popular wording and exquisite notes are the best. I would like to read it several times. Although her eyes are blurred, she will not bear this kindness. Unfortunately, there are so many contents that my concubines can't sleep, so they sleep for it. But the bad weather reduced the interest in reading. Speak human words! I can't read.
7) I just realized that there is little room for further improvement of my English level in the future, and I think that I have to vigorously improve my Chinese ability in the next step, so that I can teach both Chinese and foreign languages and not be ungrateful. This must be excellent for learning Chinese and western languages! Talking with people: learning my book Modern Chinese.
8) Buyer:? Gee, the houses you pushed today are excellent, and the quality of the out-of-print lots is also excellent. Selfishly think that if you can get a set, it is the best. Although the funds are tight, this will not be a gospel. ? Tell people: Give me a few more discounts and I'll buy it. ?
9) Around this palace, there are sleepy and sleepy people, but no one can sleep better than this palace, and no one advocates getting up early. If you dare to disturb my palace to sleep late, everyone will die. In fact, although I really like to doze off, I am also careful everywhere. After all, the royal family has declined, and they still have to go to work. If the leader accidentally sees it and pulls it into the dark room, it will be bad.
10) ? We have been tortured to death by housing prices. House prices have bottomed out this year. It is very good to make plans as soon as possible. Although it is too hard to be a house slave, it is a boon to give youth a nest as soon as possible. ? Tell people: I just want to buy a suite! ?
1 1) Yesterday, there were some red-heart papaya in the south, which tasted very sweet after peeling and coring. The doctor said too much, papaya with milk is an excellent beauty thing, which has the effect of plump figure. Today, the chef sent some to Ai Jia, and Ai Jia ordered someone to send them to princess royal to taste. Mom cut the papaya. Eat quickly.
12) If others help you, that's mutual affection; if others don't help you, that's duty. What cannot be tolerated is your tolerance. Can you tolerate my ability to live for myself? It's not that others can control themselves in one sentence and let themselves live a chic life.
13) ? I feel tired today. I'm afraid that the high house price will disturb my thoughts. I'm afraid there are a lot of policies recently, which makes me more annoyed. If you want value for money, you must be excellent! It is very rare to buy a house. How can you live up to what others say: the new housing price policy has been introduced, and you can buy it after you have seen it almost. ?
14) It's sunny, and it's an excellent day. I'm thinking, I haven't got together with my sisters for a long time, so I think it's better to get together with my sisters at XX Hotel on May 2 1 Japan Palace's birthday to increase our sisterhood. I wonder if my sisters would like to go together.
15) ? Mr. Li, the room you chose today is great. The convenient and superior location of the green scenery on the lakeshore, the apartment facing south is the best, and the sun is shining and the fragrance is fragrant. I'd like to stay with you for a few more days. Although I am haggard, I won't owe you anything. ? Tell people: this room is very good, buy it. ?
16) ? After years of tossing, supervision is also tired. I think it's because the market is too summer this spring. I think if the property market stabilizes in the second half of the year, it will be praised by the people, which will be excellent for people's livelihood and the government, and life will be more comfortable. If house prices can return, they will live up to public opinion. ? Speaking Putonghua (experts say): The economy can't drop hard, and the market can regulate the property market. ?
17) the battery was just charged, and it was gone in less than half an hour, which led me to miss my boss's phone call. It's not that I don't have enough time, but that this S didn't meet expectations. Nokia has served me for many years before, but nothing has gone wrong, even though it looks like a thick and honest dock. It's all my fault. After listening to what she said, it's useless to change it to this S, and you look like a sycophant!
18) ? Seeing that the property market is getting hotter every day, it doesn't matter whether it is hot or not, but many rooms are difficult to choose. If there is a high-quality and popular brand, it must be excellent. Is there anything so beautiful? Just now the servants showed their bankbooks and studied them carefully. Really as I wish, the community is very popular. Needless to say, when you are free, you can invite a few queens to rub hemp and enjoy yourself. It seems that it will not be the gospel! Not much to say, come to the bottom! ? Tell people: shoot if you have a good house. ?
19) I just saw a math problem in Refinement, and the method is very strange. I think if you do this problem, it will definitely increase your familiarity with formulas, which is excellent for your mathematics.
Mom, look, the weather outside today is really good. I want to walk out of the palace, which can not only be jubilant, but also see how the people in Beijing live, and complete my career as soon as possible. I wonder what my mother thinks. Speak human words! Mom, I want to go out to play.
2 1) actually, although I like to doze off, I am also careful everywhere. After all, I was at work, and I was accidentally seen by the leader. It's not good to drag me into a dark room.
22) It doesn't matter if the rice is poorly cooked. The difference between oil, salt, sauce and vinegar is unclear, which will be difficult! The steak will soon be my concubine's, but what about my concubine? I want to lose weight successfully!
23) The theme of sleeping late is also widely used: around this palace, only people who are sleepy can sleep better than me, and no one advocates that people should get up early. If they dare to disturb this palace to sleep, they will all die!
24) Barcelona is excellent, and it is best to have a big-name striker with a midfielder. Although it is unfortunate not to get a penalty, it is not a good news for Chelsea to enter the final again.
25) Sauvignon Blanc, in Chang 'an, is as lonely as a flower. From the center of the cloud, above, I see the blue and depth of the sky. Below, I see the green and restless water, eternal and distant. Can I dream of crossing the mountain through the portal? .
26) ? The house you bought today is great, and the mature facilities and elegant environment in the park are the best. I want to stay a few more days. Although I will lose weight, I won't be in debt. ? Tell people: this room is really nice. ?
27) I just saw a book called Love History of Tang Priest in the library. After reading it, there is a question that has been bothering me. I thought if I went back to the dormitory, I would let you think about it for me. It's late at night, and this palace is going to rest.
28) Today coincides with the festive season, and I happened to find these two beautiful shoes. Although it's worthless, it looks excellent in workmanship, and I dare to accept it. People's words: 61 special sale, buy two pairs of shoes, good quality and low price.
29) After stroking her eyebrows, a younger sister said to her husband that my eyebrows are getting better and better recently. Then attracted her husband's surprise: Excuse me, are you possessed by Zhen Xuan?
30) ? I just checked all the statistics of real estate, and the data is extremely complicated. I think if the house price is close to the public opinion, it will definitely increase the sales of real estate, which is excellent for the people of the whole country. ? To tell you the truth: the house price is a bit high. ?
3 1) Gee, the plan you wrote today is great, and it is the best, and the pictures are concise and in place. I hope to see more, although it will delay my work, but this is not a gospel. /Speak human words. The plan is good, give me a reference!
32) I've been bored recently. I just met a handsome guy online. His appearance is excellent and his talk is humorous. Really congenial. I made an appointment with him to meet at the gate of KFC. But I never thought it was a woman disguised as a man or even lured me out, which made me embarrassed. Selfishly thinking about surfing the internet less and spending more time with your boyfriend in the future will not be a favor.
33) ? Today is the second day that this website bought a house by group purchase. Although choosing a house is very important, we must not forget the word "just needed". Although there are more and more signs now, today is not better than in the past. The chaotic market will be full of traffic and excitement. If you suffer a little loss, it doesn't matter. In short, you should remember that a good house with a discount should be seen on the website, otherwise it will be too late to regret it. ? Talking about people: buying a house by group purchase has already started. ?
34) ? Just now, I received a short message, which was beyond my expectation. The content and words are very decisive. Suddenly, I was sweating profusely, thinking that I must move my family here these days so that nothing would happen. But think about the summer heat, and the sun outside the palace is extremely vicious. If it can calm down in the bedroom, it will be good for the beauty of the palace, but it will not be a gospel! ? Tell people: when the rent expires, the landlord will not rent it. ?
I feel very weak today. I'm afraid last night's nightmare disturbed my mind. It's all because I've been bored with a lot of trivial things recently. Besides, after morning exercise, I drank the spicy soup made by Fang Jia, but I didn't want the soup to become salty. I ate more than a dozen fried buns and didn't give it a taste. If only I could sleep in a cage! Spring sleep is rare, how can we live up to it? Speak human words! I don't want to write a paper today!
36) ? Yesterday, the emperor gave me a house, which was built in China. The quality must be excellent. I chose Wanjin Xi 'an, which is called Lei Panfeng, and its geographical location is similar to the prospect of the Forbidden City. When I am free, my sisters will come over for tea and chat, but it won't be the only choice. Parents outside the palace will invest in real estate. ? Talk to people: Wan Jin Xi 'an, appointed by Yongzheng, a good house is not expensive, and there is face! ?
I didn't feel well just now, so I didn't have a lunch break. I don't care if I'm sleepy. I think if I delay painting, I will definitely get my husband's ruler. Of course, you'd better arrange less. I want to draw more pictures. Although I can't guarantee how well I draw, I won't live up to Mr. Wang's earnest instruction! Tell people: the teacher cheated so much that I didn't have time to take a lunch break. I am so sleepy!
38) Today is the first day after a short holiday. Although it is important for parents to study abroad urgently, don't forget the word "professional". Although there are more and more institutions studying abroad now, today is no better than in the past. The chaotic study abroad industry must be full of traffic and excitement. What else? Find an unprofessional study abroad institution. If the money is gone, the people will be wasted. This? Really lost.
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