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What's the joke? You guess, then guess.

Husband: Honey, I'll be home late.

Wife: What's the matter?

Husband: I have an experimental project to do this evening.

Wife: What kind of experiment is it?

Husband: To test the effects of protein, vitamins and minerals on human body under the fermentation of barley malt and water.

Wife: Can you be more specific?

Husband: A high-tech study tests the degree of antagonistic reaction of liquid in human liver and kidney.

Wife: Speak human words.

Husband: I'm going to drink.

Wife: Get out!