A humorous joke that satirizes society.

1. The section chief is sitting in his office, smoking with his legs crossed. Suddenly a man came. In order to show that he was not idle, he immediately picked up the telephone receiver on the table and said loudly, "Comrade, I am not free. You can solve this small matter by yourself. If you really can't solve it, come to me again! "

The section chief put down the phone and asked the bearer, "What can I do for you?"

The bearer said politely, "I'm a repairman sent by the telecommunications bureau." According to reports, this phone has been broken for two days. "

2. A leader went to the countryside to inspect the work, and the village head killed sheep to entertain guests. During the dinner, the leader asked with concern, "How can you go out of your hukou without a sheep?"

The village chief replied, "This is easy to handle. As usual, just report to the wolf. "

The boss of a company criticized the secretary after finishing the work report, saying, "I think people at the meeting are impatient to write such a long manuscript!" "

The secretary was startled: "The report is not long, I". . I accidentally bound three books together. "

4. Once, a writer borrowed a book from a stingy neighbor, and the neighbor said, "Yes, yes. But there is a rule: books borrowed from my library must be read on the spot. "

A week later, the neighbor borrowed a lawn mower from the writer. The writer smiled and said, "Yes, yes. But there is a rule: the lawn mower borrowed from my house can only be used on my lawn. "

5. Editor: Sir, your article is too loose.

Author: According to prose? I agree.

Editor: But it's too messy.

Author: Then write an essay.

Editor: The work seems too naive.

Author: Then send it according to fairy tales.

Editor: To be honest, there is nothing new.

Author: Really? Then send it in ancient Chinese.