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One day, Xiao Ming asked his grandmother very grievance:

"Grandma, grandma, do you think I am a stupid child?" Grandma replied:

"Silly!

Son, how can you be a silly child?

Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming. One day, his classmates said that his new hairstyle was a kite.

Xiao Ming was very angry and ran to ask the teacher:

"Teacher, is my head a kite?"

The teacher said helplessly:

"Yes, your head looks like a kite."

Xiao Ming was very sad when he heard the teacher's words. He rushed out of the door in tears and flew in tears. .

Classmates say Xiaoming's head looks like a brick. Xiao Ming came home and asked, "Mom, isn't my head like a brick?" Mother didn't want to hurt his pride.

Heart, he said, "Go to the well and take pictures yourself." Xiaoming is standing by the well. The man in the well said, "Up there. Don't go.