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Because the driver of the school bus turned his back on the scene of the incident, he only heard people shouting, but he couldn't see anything when he turned around.
So I ignored it.
This is how the haunted incident went away.
School parking lots and school buses are often haunted, and even in broad daylight, people still hit ghosts.
One noon, a group of boys went to play near the parking lot and saw something like a ball on the ground.
So I kicked it around. After kicking for a while, a boy grabbed what was kicked at him with his bare hands. He felt very slippery, so he took it in his hand to see it clearly.
Only then did I find out that it was a rotten head with hair, eyes, ears, mouth and nose falling off, because meat and mud were mixed together.
It looks like a rotten ball from a distance. The boy was stunned by the sudden opening of his mouth.
Two weeks after the incident, the school bus died of a broken throat and entered the garage for maintenance. When the garage worker checked, he found a rotten broken hand under the car and immediately called the police in great shock. After investigating the incident, the police confirmed that it was an accident, so they returned the jade bracelet to the relatives of the deceased. The son of the deceased said that the old woman had ordered the jade bracelet in her hand to be buried with her, but the broken hand and jade bracelet could not be found at that time. Only buy a similar jade bracelet as a funerary object. As the body has already been buried, it is impossible to put the old woman's beloved jade bracelet in the coffin.
Although the haunted school parking lot and school bus have subsided,
But from time to time, I still see the old woman wandering in the school parking lot, which seems a little unwilling.
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