The funny sentences in the circle of friends are sand sculptures and short sentences.

1, too polite is not a good thing. Just being stepped on, I habitually said thank you.

2. The whole world is soured by love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

3. Give it to your Ou Di, my Ou Di and the Oreo of your child!

The other sisters don't know anything. You said that people are simple and lovely, and I don't know anything. You said I was from the village.

I put up with the appetite that I shouldn't have at this age.

6. Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Hey, are you stewing ribs soup in a circle of friends?

7. Friends who haven't broken up quickly break up, and the new target for the New Year is different every year.

8. It's 2020. Why don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you consider choosing me? I will let you know what you don't deserve.

9. Hello, everyone. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

10, the moonlight is really beautiful tonight, and the wind is gentle as if everyone can speak. It says: don't sleep and wait for fucking sudden death!

1 1. I used to play with my mobile phone in one hand and ride an electric car in the other. Now I don't play. Hands are used to push the wheelchair.

12, Yue Lao, can you change it to a steel wire when you pull the red line for me next time? The red line is always fucking broken.

13, I went to the temple to draw lots, and I drew a fierce one, so I threw it away and drew again. Good luck. -fate is in your own hands.

14, Justice can be late, why can't I be late for school?

15, I feel embarrassed when others praise me, because I always feel that others praise me not enough.

16, it turns out that everyone's love is not public. I thought everyone was as single as me.

17, just went to participate in the national cute contest, and was stopped by the security guard and said, sorry, professional players are not allowed to participate.

18, find someone who can make you laugh, I can't, I can only make you cry.

19 Do you think the word bye-bye looks like four kebabs?

20. Come with me. I have a bowl of rice to eat, and you have a bowl of washing.

2 1. If he really wants to protect you, why isn't he the security guard downstairs?

22. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I stay away from you as a jinx?

23. Is the life of a beautiful woman rather rough? If so, I give up and lose badly.

24. I seriously doubt that Cupid took my arrow to the kebab.

I just bumped my head and lost my memory. Excuse me, who is my boyfriend? I'm too beautiful to be single!

26. Not calling the landlord does not mean that there is no king bombing.

27. Don't look at me. I am very idle when I send friends every day, and I am also very idle when I don't send friends.

28. I admit that I have had plastic surgery. My stomach grew, my chin was cut off, and my legs were covered with fat.

29. My friend has been advising me to marry a rich man. Funny, don't talk to me, okay? Advise Fu, I am willing!