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A big joke in history, the son of heaven was killed by lightning, and Wuyi became the first person in history!

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Perhaps, we often see such a plot dialogue in film and television dramas:

Woman: Do you love me or not?

Man: Love …

Woman: I don't believe it?

Man: How can you trust me?

Woman: Do you swear to God?

M: OK! I swear, I love you all my life.

Woman: What else?

Man: I swear to God, if there is betrayal, there will be a great shock. Are you satisfied?

The woman must have laughed from ear to ear when she heard the man cursing the profile of Emperor Wuyi, but it didn't take long for them to go their separate ways. Who remembers the pledge of eternal love? In this life, I don't know how many men have taken an oath. Not yet. Never been hit by a car or struck by lightning.

The awesome people on the Internet say that the probability of a person being struck by lightning in a year is one in 400,000, and the probability of being struck by lightning is one in 700. So the probability of being struck by lightning is much smaller, and the probability of being killed by lightning is even smaller.

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Of course, the possibility of being hit is not ruled out. For example, the 28th monarch of Shang Dynasty in history was so unlucky that he didn't swear by poison, but was struck by lightning. So swearing may not be struck by lightning, but not swearing will be struck by lightning. This Shang Dynasty monarch really fell for eight generations. But after reading the records in Historical Records, he was struck by lightning, but he didn't complain at all. Because of modern people, it is estimated that no one did that, but he did something that was not struck by lightning but was struck by lightning.

According to "Historical Records Yin Benji", "Emperor Wu has no way, so he is a puppet and called God. With it, it makes people do it. It's a pity that the gods are invincible. In order to hide the skin, fill the blood and shoot it, it is called "shooting the sky." Wuyi hunted between the Weihe River and Weihe River, and died of thunder. "

I should be able to understand the general idea of this passage, but I will translate it briefly here to make it easier to understand:

The martial arts of Shang Dynasty were cruel and heartless. He made a puppet man and called him a god. Then play chess with it and bet on the side of Wuyi emperor to win or lose, and let others play chess instead of it. If God loses, insult it. Once, he made a skin full of blood, threw it into the sky, looked up and shot it, saying it was "shooting into the sky." Once Wuyi went hunting between the Yellow River and the Weihe River, and suddenly it thundered in the sky, and Wuyi was killed by lightning.

Emperor Wu was the 28th son of Shang Dynasty, and his surname was Qu. He was the son of Geng Ding, king of Shang Dynasty. After Geng Ding died, he became a monarch. Wuyi Emperor was probably the most incompetent monarch in Shang Dynasty except Zhou Wang. According to the records in Historical Records, we can see how ridiculous this king is and how dare he challenge God. What he did was really against the sky. I guess God can't see the past and thinks he is too arrogant. He hacked him to death so suddenly, so as not to harm anyone.

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In a deified era, Emperor Wuyi was unlucky enough. So many imperial historians of Shang Dynasty only struck by lightning with their own lives, which shows how disgusting it is.

Although some people suspect that Emperor Wu was not killed by lightning, he probably died in a battle in the Western Expedition, but the death of the monarch in the Shang Dynasty is unprecedented. (In addition, koala guessed that Emperor Wuyi was probably struck by lightning when shooting prey. Because the arrow is metal and conductor, the probability of being struck by lightning is naturally much greater, hehe! However, there is no denying his ignorance and incompetence. After he ascended the throne, the Shang Dynasty accelerated its decline and was not far from extinction. In fact, incompetent monarchs all died miserably in the end. For example, after Zhou Wang set himself on fire, Zhou Wuwang shot three arrows in succession, cut off his head and hung it on a white flag for public display. It's really hard to go against the sky, but don't swear wild, although the chances are slim. If you are hit, you will verify the oath of being struck by lightning. Return to Sohu to see more.