Tell a joke. thank you

Harry: One informer, two informers, three informers ... Wood, I don't want to be an explorer! ! !

Hermione: One book, two books, three books ... many books that can't be borrowed from the library! ! !

Ron: One mouse, two mice, three mice ... Scabbers!

Dumbledore: A pair of plush socks, two pairs of plush socks, three pairs of plush socks … I like Christmas.

Malfoy: A pile of horse manure, 2 piles of horse manure, 3 piles of horse manure, 4 piles of horse manure … it stinks! !

Snape: One point for Potter, two points for Potter, three points for Potter ... Lily, I love you.

Lu bang: one moon, two moons, three moons ... I got up half a month and looked at my girl's dresser.

Tonks: One wolf, two wolves, three wolves ... seven wolves, northern wolves.

Hagrid: One dragon, two dragons, three dragons … Norbert, come back! ~~~

Umbridge: One dementor, two dementors, three dementors! ! "Go find Potter!"

Peeves; "One dung egg, two dung eggs and three dung eggs ... throw them to Filch!

One snake, two snakes, three snakes … hiss.

Mr Weasley: One day, two days, three days, four days. Call Kym.

Harry: One day (two legs), two days (four legs) and three days (six legs). ........

Filch: One student, two students, three students ... are grounded.

Draco: One vanishing cabinet, two vanishing cabinets, three vanishing cabinets ... Wow, it can't be repaired!

Dudley: One birthday present, two birthday presents, three birthday presents ... two less!

Wood: One target, two targets ... Got the Snitch, haha.

Neville: What are you counting? Mibu Mi Bao, a kind of rice ... cloth ... rice ... snores.

Fenrir: A child. . . Two children. . . Three children. . . If the children in this post don't sleep, Fenrir will climb to your window. . .

Gloppe: One Hegelian ... One Hermite ... Two Hegelians ... Two Hermites ... Gloppe wants Hagel! ! ! ! !

Voldemort: one horcrux ... two horcruxes ... three horcruxes ... four horcruxes ... on the road to immortality, I have gone further than anyone else. ...

Hermione: One house elf, two house elves, three house elves … Dobby is not hungry today …

Ron: One broom, two brooms, three brooms ... Rosemerta. ...

Dumbledore: One seasoning bean, two seasoning beans, three seasoning beans ... the smell of earwax. ...

Voldemort: Kill one person, kill two people, kill three people ... continue to kill tomorrow. ...

Fudge; "One Voldemort, two Dumbledore, three Harry Potter ... Oh, my God, one is worse than the other. I'd better go home!

Ginny: One Harry, two Harry, three Harry ... I love Harry!

Mr. and Mrs. Granger: One tooth, two teeth, three teeth! I can't sleep, it's too painful.

Molly: One Weasley, two Weasleys, three Weasleys ... How can I have so many?

Hermione: one Ron, two Harry and three Draco ... who should I choose?

Mundungus fletcher: One crucible, two crucibles, three crucibles ... rich!

Or: one galleon, two galleons, three galleons ... let's go!

Krum: One Hermione, two Hermione, three Hermione ... Ron, Hermione are so many, we don't have to argue.

Dobby: One wool hat, two wool hats, three wool hats ... The Gryffindor lounge is really nice.

Professor McGonagall: One cat, two cats, three cats ... which one is me?

Sirius: One mouse, two mice, three mice ... Wormtail, I will kill you. ..

Vernon: One order, two orders, three orders ... Harry Potter, you give me a break. ...

Neville: One toad, two toads and three toads, which one is mine?

Sirius escaped: a chicken, two ducks and three French snails ... I'm hungry and the mouse tastes terrible!

Ron: One minute, two minutes, three minutes. Lavender, how long are you going to kiss? ...

Lavender: "One Rollo, two Rollos, three Rollos, Oh, my lovely Rollo!" " ! !

Luna: One sings The Devil's Advocate, two sings The Devil's Advocate and three sings The Devil's Advocate ... Business is really good, and Dad has printed a lot.

Neville: One candy paper, two candy papers, three candy papers ... (a little sad ...)

Voldemort: a glass ball, not mine and Harry's; Two glass balls, not mine and Harry's, three glass balls, not mine and Harry's. ...

Lagerhorn: One drop of spider venom, two drops of spider venom, three drops of spider venom … rich!

Dumbledore: One exquisite urinal, two exquisite urinals and three exquisite urinals. ...

Umbridge: One drop of real liquid, two drops of real liquid, three drops of real liquid, four drops of real liquid, five drops of real liquid, six drops of real liquid ... 997 drops of genuine liquid, 998 drops of genuine liquid, 999 drops of genuine liquid ... (Severus interrupts: Didn't I tell you that three drops is enough? )

Lubang: One way to identify werewolves, two ways to identify werewolves, and three ways to identify werewolves. ...

Phantom monster: one look, two eyes, three eyes, four eyes ... 17862 views, 17863 views ... I'm exhausted. ...

Hermione: One copper coin, two copper coins, three copper coins, four copper coins … alas! Buy waste newspapers! come here ...

Voldemort and Dumbledore (happen to coincide): one teacher, two teachers, three teachers, four teachers, five teachers and six teachers (every time I count here, I have to count from the beginning).

Draco: Bullying one small classmate, bullying two small classmates and bullying three small classmates. ...

Myrtle cried: share a toilet with Harry, share two toilets with Harry and share three toilets with Harry. ...

Mad-Eye Moody: Eye exercises have begun! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight; Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. ...

Colin Clive: One, two, three, eggplant! One, two, three, eggplant!

Lagerhorn: One candied pineapple, two candied pineapples and three candied pineapples are delicious.

Mad-eyed Moody: blink magic eye, blink magic eye twice, blink magic eye three times ... it's useless since that scum wore it ~ ~

George and Fred: One sniff, two sniffs, three sniffs ... When are you going to get rid of Umbridge?