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20 14 on the complete works of ultra-drag personality

First, the person you like is pleasing to the eye.

Second, I want to have a group like ipartment, and I want to praise it.

3. [I stay up late, I feel distressed, I cry, I am tired, and I think I am the only one who understands you]

Four or two seconds ago, I didn't look worldly. I just want to find a lover to grow old together.

5. Lu Han, how long will I be crazy about you?

Give her a carpet and a wedding dress, give me alcohol and tears.

I can walk without you, but I can run if you are by my side.

Seven, I never want to lose you.

Eight, after all, children are too good at appeasing others and lose their judgment when it's their turn.

Nine, are you okay? Haven't seen you for a long time.

10. I really like him, especially, sincerely, but whether he likes me or not,

When a girl says I'm fine, I'm fine, all she believes is a dirty pen.

I really like him, especially, sincerely, but whether he likes me or not,

Thirteen, [finally became a stranger after confession]

Fourteen, I am very touched. And refuse? Love you.

Maybe you never need me, just like I never met you.

There are so many idle people in the world, but you have come into my eyes.

Seventeen, you told me to leave, so did I.

Good morning, good afternoon and good night. Do you know I'm uneasy without you?

Nineteen, I still can't forget him. I know he will never see it again.

Twenty, [finally became a stranger after confession]

Twenty-one, you are all good people! I am all the bad guys! You guys are good at this.

Twenty-two, there was a loud noise in the sky and rain appeared.

Twenty-three, China students are the best. They can stay up late, do their homework, stand the college entrance examination, stand the typhoon and suck the smog. The flowers of the motherland are really powerful.

You said that no matter what I became, you would never leave me, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.

Twenty-five, I finally got up the courage to chase him, but after chasing him, he still ignored me and said ugly things. I'm really sad! !

Twenty-six, consider yourself dumb, and don't talk if you know more.

Twenty-seven, someone lied to me, bullied me, laughed at me, humiliated me and hurt me, so I put up with TA, let TA follow TA, and seized the opportunity to kill TA.

Twenty-eight, think about that year-brother or kindergarten? Boss-

Maturity means that you ignore me and I won't say much. If you satirize me, I will laugh it off. If you love me, I will love you more.

Give up. I want to work hard. Why?

Thirty-one, what do you like about me? What do you like about all of you?

Don't be friends after breaking up two seconds ago.

33. I like who you like.

Thirty-four, the trick for a man to chase a woman is to be a hero and a hard worker.

Thirty-five seconds ago, thinking was a weapon to kill trust.

Take care of yourself and take care of you for me.

37. In fact, love is so simple that you don't have to care about anything.

The deepest companionship is knowing that you are redundant but can't let go.

Thirty-nine, high-profile praise for not setting off fireworks this year.

Forty, even you are a dream, so you won't touch it.

Forty-one, I lack a person who takes my name as the mantra.

Forty-two, time is like cooking people, and finally I became a person who dare not say love easily.

43. If you don't work hard, can you be worthy of your parents, yourself and future children?

Forty-four, how dare you keep me in your heart

Forty-five, I really like to beat me up with people I don't like and have nothing to do when I'm angry, and then yell, thank you, I'm much better.

What I need is to be needed by you.

Forty-seven, stop playing. I know the people who really care about me, just those few.

Forty-eight, this number was originally opened by one person. Now that you're gone, this number is no longer needed.

Forty-nine, beard lovers @

Will you catch up with me when you see me in the street in fifty or fifty years?

Complete works of super cross-dressing personality

1, your appearance made my world suddenly clear. I thank all the people who lost the chain when I needed you most.

3, a kind of sad for a long time, in the face of heavy rain, I walked alone, like a clown on the stage, a smiling dog forever.

4, between men and men, some words have to be said, some words don't have to be said.

5. Dude, why are you still practicing backflips? It doesn't hurt to fall off the bed!

6, be a man with temperament and soak up the taste of a bitch.

7. Every day, I am in a state of full heart, lack of sleep, lack of IQ, and lack of balance.

8. What is eternal and what is eternal. Are just excuses for icing on the cake.

9. I am not your toy. Play if you want, throw if you want!

10, I didn't know until Greece that the charming place was actually a dilapidated temple.

1 1, a good-looking and blind person like me no longer likes you.

12, do what others think you can't do best, which is the best counterattack.

13, let's say goodbye with a smile. Turning behind us, we were filled with tears.

14, no one protects my soft sister, so I can only become a woman by self-study.

15, kings don't exist every day, and low-key can be immortal!

16, please put away your posture and don't think you know me very well.

17, crying uncertainty means weakness, maybe it's too long.

18, I don't talk about you, don't want you, ignore you, don't look at you, and then scare you to death.

19, too much trouble, afraid of wasting youth. Stop messing around, I'm afraid I'm sorry for my youth.

20. Look at everything with enthusiasm and look at the mainstream with cold eyes.

2 1, what can I do without love! Everyone will die alone.

22. Sister, that's because I have a brother behind me.

23. You are a pig, I am a dog, and we are friends of pigs and dogs.

24. What many people like is not necessarily a good thing.

25. There is a feeling that there is no chance, and a kind of giving up is called fulfillment.

26. When someone said they hated me, I immediately laughed, as if both employers and employees liked you very much.

27. Women who rely on blood and beauty don't need men.

28. Thank you for pushing me down from the clouds so that I can see the whole sky clearly.

29, waiting is not a matter of time, it is worth it.

30. When I hold you, you are a crystal cup. When I let you go, you are a glass slag!

3 1, Baidu can't find you. Sogou must have you.

32, sweet talk, I will not, romantic flirting, I will not, for you, only one heart.

33. Money binds people, but charm binds people.

I don't know if we have a future, but I will work hard for this positive assumption.

As soon as I talk to you, I laugh like an idiot.

36. I am not great enough to wait for you to get lost.

I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

38. I am not a lady What happened? I hate it when girls eat a jiaozi and divide it into dozens. I'll just take a bite.

39. You said you would never leave me in your life, but you disappeared before half your life.

40. Except me, no one is fit to live with you forever.

4 1, time will eventually make you understand, who is hypocritical, who really loves you, who will be desperate for you.

42. The best habit in love is talking.

43. Don't ask me for the huge consumption of more than ten cents in the future.

44. If I don't love you, I won't care about you.

Don't always lie to me, I can't forgive every time.

46. If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion.

47. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

If you don't want to live in pain, just give me a happy smile.

49. I want to laugh every day, but my face is too heavy to laugh.

50. Play with your feelings, and I will make you cry rhythmically.

5 1, are you in pain? Are you tired? Are you sad? Are you in pain? Never mind, it's just your own business!

I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. It shook its head all night.

Since my concealment made you a joke, I made myself a joke.

54. Smile and remember what you said to me. It's just that I was stupid.

55. I will live better without you, and I will meet better if I miss you.

56. Sorry, you can't enter my world anymore.

57. Take you to fly and live in a garbage dump. Drive you crazy, drive you crazy, drive you to a big wall.

58. Don't be at my grave. Crying dirty my path of reincarnation.

59. You are a green tea bitch. What are you pretending to be pure? No matter how pure you are, do you still have Telunsuchun?

60. You can find reasons to be sad, and you will certainly find reasons to be happy.

6 1. Don't take it seriously when I say you are a beauty. I was just being polite.

62. The greatest luck in a person's life is that he found his mission in life in middle age, that is, in his prime.

63. What is lost will never come back, and what comes back will never be perfect.

64. A woman will meet two men in her life. One will give her pain, one will give her love, one will teach her to grow up, and the other will accompany her for life.

65. Sometimes I am very tired. I don't want to talk or move. I don't need comfort and company. I just want to be alone.

Don't mention others in front of me, mention me more in front of others.

67. Smile can solve many problems, and silence can avoid many problems.

68. When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

69. The less things you have in your mind, the more tricks you have in your mind.

70. Sleep with my man and call me a bitch. Well, my girlfriend is great.

7 1. If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

72. When you should use your brain, don't use your heart.

73. I found that my dad was very fashionable and actually robbed my computer!

74. Women are heartless. Why should men be affectionate?

75. Before you say these words, you are their master, and after you say these words, you become their slave.

76. Xiao San, thank you for taking away a man who is not worthy of my love. Xiao Si, thank you for your revenge.

77. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

78. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

79. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

80, the world is big, you don't have to.

8 1, looking for him in the crowd, suddenly looking back! That man is still dismissive of me.

82. I'm willing to go over Qian Shan to see you, and I'm willing to take a hundred steps back and leave you.

If you want to make me cry, you can do it through intimidation, but you don't have to really leave.

84. You said that I have no principles and opinions, but I forgot that not everyone is qualified to make me so humble.

85. Peach blossoms bloom one after another, and each one has new results.

86, I want to thin into a lightning bolt, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

87. As far as your mind is concerned, roll like the speed of light.

You are my wife, and no one will try to get your way.

89. After waking up, the sleeping lion is still king.

90. There is an innate sense of pride.

9 1, don't give too much energy to everyone, leave some oxygen for your future breathing.

92. The so-called life is endless lies, incomprehensible hearts, lingering concerns and endless ups and downs.

93. Isn't it better to know yourself? Why do you want others to know yourself?

94. When you stop expecting anything, you will get everything.

95. I can resist anything but temptation.

96. When someone says that you have changed, it is only because you no longer live their way.

97. I am a proud island. Who is the tide that can't get ashore?

Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

99. I have believed in love stories for half my life, and I only hope that there will be no worries in the afterlife.

100, the crowd did not crush you.

10 1, I am a man you can never control!

102, get the fuck out of here. Labor and capital don't want you.

103, commitment, for labor and capital, are all floating clouds!

104. Later, the person who met the secret love also smiled and shook his head and said forget it.

105, you have grown up, you are crazy, you are nostalgic, and this is all your own business.

106, the person who gets married may not be your favorite person, but it will definitely be the one who suits you best.

107, letting the world bow is a kind of domineering, and letting yourself go is a kind of boldness.

108, don't think you are too arrogant in my heart. You are driving me crazy. Even if my heart is riddled with holes, I will take you out.

109, when you were born, how to avoid all human beings perfectly.

1 10, my room is full of valentine's gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.

Talk about Daquan's domineering character.

1. You should take care of yourself, so what's the harm if you suffer!

No one can choose her. She can be my most trusted sister, you know,

Girl, you should know that your parents don't want you to support them in the future, but to support yourself!

Nowadays, boys are too bad, whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends.

Mulan, I declare to you, let's be together. Do you know that I am a woman? Huh? Are you a woman?

6. I don't need to lie. I have no reason not to be excellent.

7. A girl can't treat herself badly at any time.

8. Xueba Sun Achievement Goddess Sun Self-timer Local tyrant Sun Fumo Sun Body My Sun.

9. She is still important enough to affect our relationship.

10. Marry a man like Hui Jing!

1 1. I've always been depressed about one thing: who's boss Li in the bear haunt? Is he on the same side as Blackie?

12. Tell me whether love is hard or gold is hard.

13. I am not a born king, but I have blood in my bones that won't let me give up.

14. Sometimes I feel ugly and take out my ID card before I find myself worrying too much.

15. Let youth start to rebel, and it will end with a smile!

16. I wish those women who can't pretend, are careless and uncompromising all their lives happiness.

17. Although I have a fever for three minutes, what I believe will not change.

18. If you talk about me behind my back, it only shows that my life is obviously much more exciting than yours.

19. Don't say you like me without my insistence.

20. The toilet is very safe, because when boys chased you in primary school, you always ran into the toilet at the first time.

1. People who watch the fun are never too big.

He doesn't like you, even if you do more, you can only be denied by these five words.

From now on, I allow you to smoke a pack of cigarettes every day, and the girls around you are fresh every day.

I don't take the initiative to find you, not because you are not important, but because I want to know if I am important or not.

Tetris tells us that mistakes will accumulate and successes will disappear;

6. The beauty of a gentleman as an adult, the love of a villain, and the love of a bitch lover.

7. When others laugh at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly. If you turn your back, people will say that you can't take a joke.

8. Always overestimate your position in others' hearts and then smile at yourself.

9. Who can have such strong feelings for me as RMB?

10. Unless something bad happens, you will never see the people around you clearly.

1 1. I always believe in one sentence: Only when you are strong, you will not be trampled by others.

12. Dye the white wedding dress red and remember to use your blood. You owe me this.

13. I'd rather show my disdain with vitriol than flatter without principle.

14. Looking at your photo, I want to hang it on the wall in black and white!

15. I also called myself naive.

16. You have the right to remain silent, but I take everything you say as a compliment.

17. Don't be together. I can love you or forget you.

18. Tears are colorless blood squeezed out of the body after a broken heart.

19. The result of rekindling old love is to repeat the same mistakes, and the end of narcissism is bring disgrace to oneself.

20. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

2 1. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

22. Poisonous weeds have beautiful flowers, and those who harm you speak well.

23. Actually, I really want to contact you, but I lack an identity.

24. It's too emotional, but I like the charge.

25. I won't be sad It's not that profound Not the same job.

26. First break your injured body into pieces, and then apply some useless drugs.

Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

28. I give you my heart, you give it to him and pee on me.

29. Pervert only thinks about children in the city. What should rural children do when they go home?

30. Sometimes invisibility is to see who cares about themselves, and sometimes it is to escape.

3 1. As long as I want to win, you are scum.

32. Sorry, salute, fart. It stinks.

33. What's the use of long hair and waist? Yes, bangs and waist.

34. There is no one who can't learn, only those who are too lazy to learn.

35. Eating too much sugar will lead to diabetes, and liking it too much will make you tired.

36. I taste the ups and downs myself, and I bear the joys and sorrows myself. I am my own sun and don't depend on anyone's light.

37. If you shouldn't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

If one day you regret giving up on me, please remember that I once left you like a beggar.

39. Even if I am black and blue in my dream, I will not shrink back.

40. I'd rather be a little fatter and more delicate. Don't be thin and like.

4 1. They all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.

42. I sold the love letter and only had two dollars. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

43. I will not stay. I only know that the person who loves me will not leave, because he knows that I will be sad.

44. The man dragged, but still dumped, swinging in my blacklist.

45. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays the fool to the end.

202 1 on personality.

First, the person you like is pleasing to the eye.

Second, I want to have a group like ipartment, and I want to praise it.

3. [I stay up late, I feel distressed, I cry, I am tired, and I think I am the only one who understands you]

Four or two seconds ago, I didn't look worldly. I just want to find a lover to grow old together.

5. Lu Han, how long will I be crazy about you?

Give her a carpet and a wedding dress, give me alcohol and tears.

I can walk without you, but I can run if you are by my side.

Seven, I never want to lose you.

Eight, after all, children are too good at appeasing others and lose their judgment when it's their turn.

Nine, are you okay? Haven't seen you for a long time.

10. I really like him, especially, sincerely, but whether he likes me or not,

When a girl says I'm fine, I'm fine, all she believes is a dirty pen.

I really like him, especially, sincerely, but whether he likes me or not,

Thirteen, [finally became a stranger after confession]

Fourteen, I am very touched. And refuse? Love you.

Maybe you never need me, just like I never met you.

There are so many idle people in the world, but you have come into my eyes.

Seventeen, you told me to leave, so did I.

Good morning, good afternoon and good night. Do you know I'm uneasy without you?

Nineteen, I still can't forget him. I know he will never see it again.

Twenty, [finally became a stranger after confession]

Twenty-one, you are all good people! I am all the bad guys! You guys are good at this.

Twenty-two, there was a loud noise in the sky and rain appeared.

Twenty-three, China students are the best. They can stay up late, do their homework, stand the college entrance examination, stand the typhoon and suck the smog. The flowers of the motherland are really powerful.

You said that no matter what I became, you would never leave me, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.

Twenty-five, I finally got up the courage to chase him, but after chasing him, he still ignored me and said ugly things. I'm really sad! !

Twenty-six, consider yourself dumb, and don't talk if you know more.

Twenty-seven, someone lied to me, bullied me, laughed at me, humiliated me and hurt me, so I put up with TA, let TA follow TA, and seized the opportunity to kill TA.

Twenty-eight, think about that year-brother or kindergarten? Boss-

Maturity means that you ignore me and I won't say much. If you satirize me, I will laugh it off. If you love me, I will love you more.

Give up. I want to work hard. Why?

Thirty-one, what do you like about me? What do you like about all of you?

Don't be friends after breaking up two seconds ago.

33. I like who you like.

Thirty-four, the trick for a man to chase a woman is to be a hero and a hard worker.

Thirty-five seconds ago, thinking was a weapon to kill trust.

Take care of yourself and take care of you for me.

37. In fact, love is so simple that you don't have to care about anything.

The deepest companionship is knowing that you are redundant but can't let go.

Thirty-nine, high-profile praise for not setting off fireworks this year.

Forty, even you are a dream, so you won't touch it.

Forty-one, I lack a person who takes my name as the mantra.

Forty-two, time is like cooking people, and finally I became a person who dare not say love easily.

43. If you don't work hard, can you be worthy of your parents, yourself and future children?

Forty-four, how dare you keep me in your heart

Forty-five, I really like to beat me up with people I don't like and have nothing to do when I'm angry, and then yell, thank you, I'm much better.

What I need is to be needed by you.

Forty-seven, stop playing. I know the people who really care about me, just those few.

Forty-eight, this number was originally opened by one person. Now that you're gone, this number is no longer needed.

Forty-nine, beard lovers @

Will you catch up with me when you see me in the street in fifty or fifty years?