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On the crosstalk between Degang Guo and Yu Qian.

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Guo: I must be happy. I do business.

Y: doing business?

Guo: Do big business and what? Hey, do you think the terracotta warriors and horses of Qin Shihuang are valuable?

Y: it's worth it

Guo: What about I bring one? Carry it to Vietnam, and I will make a fortune by selling it. Come on, come on. Perform two

Y: There are two of you. The security guards will count the number of people every night.

Guo: Really?

Y: ah.

Guo: So advanced?

Y: What do you see?

Guo: This math is not good, so you can't count it. Take two out, he counted … hey, are you and your father free now?

Y: why?

Guo: I put mud on your father and stood there. I'm going to sell the money and come back to pick you up.

Y: (urgent) What if I can't sell it?

Guo: Look.

Y: don't look, you'll die. We cannot control it.