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On the crosstalk between Degang Guo and Yu Qian.
The following is one of the lines.
Guo: I must be happy. I do business.
Y: doing business?
Guo: Do big business and what? Hey, do you think the terracotta warriors and horses of Qin Shihuang are valuable?
Y: it's worth it
Guo: What about I bring one? Carry it to Vietnam, and I will make a fortune by selling it. Come on, come on. Perform two
Y: There are two of you. The security guards will count the number of people every night.
Guo: Really?
Y: ah.
Guo: So advanced?
Y: What do you see?
Guo: This math is not good, so you can't count it. Take two out, he counted … hey, are you and your father free now?
Y: why?
Guo: I put mud on your father and stood there. I'm going to sell the money and come back to pick you up.
Y: (urgent) What if I can't sell it?
Guo: Look.
Y: don't look, you'll die. We cannot control it.
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