A summary of 60 humorous homophonic jokes that couples can use when chatting on WeChat

Humorous homophonic jokes that couples can play when chatting on WeChat (Part 1)

1. If you don’t like it and I don’t like it, who will I send the selfie to?

2. You didn’t even reply to my message, so what did you reply to? Twice-cooked pork?

3. You didn’t even add my WeChat account, so what did you add, Canada?

4. "What will happen if you put a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Frozen pear and rice (don't leave me)!

5. You seem to It’s okay if you’re fat. I can help you lose weight. Let’s quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow!

6. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It was called Mud Duck. A duck in the class came up and said: It’s so short. Mud Duck.

7. I found an island today and I am obsessed with you.

8. Bowl and chopsticks were good friends. When bowl died, chopsticks said sadly: Wan An. /p>

9. You don’t even hurt me, so why does it hurt? Tengger?

10. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Flower, Don't cry. Did you hear that?

11. The little duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The duck said, "Webbed". : "If you don't say it, why don't you say it? Why are you laughing at others?"

12. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they fell apart when I washed them. Dates fell apart. Dates fell apart. Did you hear that? It's already gone.

13. If Wang Zhiqian doesn't give up, just ask Cai Yuan to compensate.

14. I understand a truth, if you are ugly, you should study more. , people used to say that I was not good at studying, but they were actually complimenting me on my beauty.

15. My neighbor was singing KTV at home, and I heard the sound was quite loud, so I asked what brand the microphone was, and he said this. It’s louder than Waimai. I ate a grilled oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating it. It turned out that it was an oyster without ingredients.

16. “Dad, dad, I’m eager to try it.” What's the meaning? ""This is where I bathe," Yue Yunpeng said to his son.

17. I drove past a small mud puddle. The splashing water in the small mud puddle made a loud noise. It turned out to be loud mud.

18. OK, bad, whatever. The three of them are good friends. One day, OK asked Bad and Suiba to go out to play, so Bad called Suiba and asked Suiba who was there. Bad, he said: We

19. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot, and the more he ate, the more disgusting he became. The little mouse said, "I'm tired of the elephant. I'm tired of the elephant. Did you hear me? I miss you." .

20. If you don’t even reply to me, what are you replying to? The temptation to go home? Humorous homophone jokes for couples to chat on WeChat (Part 2)

21 .If you don’t even want to kiss me, what do you think of Chanel?

22. If you don’t even want to kiss me, why would you kiss me?

23. Now is the real future. Tight: The mask is tight, the hand is tight, the clothes are tight, and the waist is tight.

24. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost. The giraffe said: "Hey, I'm a giraffe." ”

25. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to be a star. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the fields.

26. Xiao Wang didn’t know what to do Crossing the river, after searching on Baidu, I actually got there by ferry

27. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it. Oh, it’s really a waste of love< /p>

28. I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, are you okay?

29. I know people from Beijing. Why not talk about homophonic jokes? Because old Beijing is not harmonious. 30. Why do evil houses always have a piano in horror movies? Because "there are several monsters living in the piano."

31. a: What did you eat today b: Didn’t eat duck b: Eat hot and sour bamboo shoots

32. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife, and the white lady wore it Why does my head feel so heavy after taking it? Because that’s a peaked cap!

33. I was just reported as a nuisance by my neighbor because I am so poor.

34. Do you like ladylike or cute style, or am I an epileptic?

35. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his mobile phone.

36. One day, the little pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said: What do you two want to eat? The little pig said: Give me some pig food. The boss said: Okay, one day. Pig food, what do you want, little leopard. The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: It’s eight o’clock sharp Beijing time.

37. The difference between female celebrities and me is that they don’t eat even when they are hungry, but I eat even when I’m not hungry.

38. The leader of the martial arts alliance was forced into a corner by him, covered his wound and slumped on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife and drop it, but he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured in pain. : "She has already left... Even if I rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many photos of Xunren. Announcement..."

39. He was afraid of the dark and obtained a night avoidance certificate.

40. If you want to quit cola, it is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. After drinking it, you will sigh, "It's so sour!" Sigh sour drinks! Humorous homophonic jokes that couples can play when chatting on WeChat (Part 3)

41. I was just reported by my neighbor as a nuisance because I am extremely poor.

42. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked and found out that it was a good thing.

43. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Why should I pick up that thing when I have time!

44. If you don’t come to me to talk about love, then what are you talking about? Talk about crow’s feet.

45. The door handle of grandma’s house is very thick, and there is a sound when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that it is called a rough door.

46. I am a little sheep, and today I I lost my wool when my hair was sheared.

47. Do you know why seagulls stop calling when they arrive in Europe? Because Parisian gulls are mute.

48. A little duck tried its best to align itself with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't align no matter how hard it ran. It kept saying "Are they aligned?"

49. It rained and I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.

50. "That girl, she has apple-shaped muscles, and her smile is very natural." "What you said is that girls with Android phones have lags when they smile."

51 .You didn’t even stay up all night. Why did you stay up? Will Ollie give it to you?

52. Girls who love to laugh are always in good shape. Why? Leji wins.

53. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

54. I went to buy roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and was stained with mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy buns like mud."

55. Look, look, the moon today is not pretty at all. It is neither round nor bright. Yes, I don’t forgive, I don’t forgive.

56. "What book did you buy?" "Programming." "C++ or Java" "Shen Congwen"

57. Dad Kai from the bottom lane has entered the tower, so prevent him from knocking down the tower! What her? Defend, defend from going down the tower. Can't let go.

58. Even I don’t like it, so what do you like? Sponsors?

59. If you don’t even want me, then what do you want? Food?

60. The little deer took pictures of the little rabbit, but couldn't take any pictures. The little deer asked the little rabbit to jump, "You are too short." The little rabbit was so anxious that he wanted to cry, "I'm not short, I'm not that little." Not short either"