Who will explain these huge and obscure cold jokes?

1. Once upon a time, there was a girl who liked spicy hot pot very much, but her boyfriend refused to eat it. ...

KJ:GJ is hot JJ.

2. Ha ha ha, I'm so happy that my calendar will be rewritten from now on? June 3 1!

June 3 1 time.

When I was in college, several classmates and I set up an "Autumn Kunhui". Later, the school said it was an illegal organization and was banned. ...

Vokhozhbi

4. If you can't raise people, how can you explore flowers?

YD can be inserted without lifting, but the chrysanthemums are very tight and must be upright to insert.

5. Just now, I had a video chat with mm, and she said that she wanted to watch me do pole dancing. I took out my nunchakus and just wanted to start. Mm suddenly said, "Hey, how do you have this?"

masturbate

6. I just passed a primary school computer room and suddenly found a piece of paper posted on their window, which read: Prevent Mars from flying into the room.

No smoking?

7. GG from the Department of Mathematics sent MM a Valentine's Day gift this year: r=b+sinx!

Description: Luojiashan WatersOriginal: Valentine's Day gift from the Department of Mathematics -R = 1+sinx.

Allusion: Descartes fled to Sweden in his later years and met a charming girl in the market. After they talked for a while, the girl found that the old man was very talented in front of her and admired him, so she invited him to be her own teacher in the palace. It turns out that this girl is a Swedish princess named Christine. She likes to discuss such issues as mathematics and philosophy. After Descartes entered the palace, he taught him everything he learned all his life, from philosophy to the coordinate method he founded. Christine also studied very hard and gradually understood the basic idea of analytic geometry. Most novels have long-lasting plots, and this is no exception, so the palace said that Descartes and the princess had an extraordinary story ... The king was furious after knowing this and wanted to cut Descartes! Christine died, and Descartes was finally able to return to France. Later, Descartes kept in touch with Christine on her deathbed. Unexpectedly, the last letter (letter 13) fell into the hands of the king, who was overjoyed. He felt that he finally had evidence to take care of the disobedient daughter. When he opened the letter, he found the contents confusing, because there was neither "dear" nor "I miss you" in the letter, only one line: r = 1-sinθ. Helpless, the king had to return the letter to his daughter. Christine was very excited when she received the letter. She quickly made a coordinate system and drew a figure in the letter. This function diagram is just a "heart" shape.

Now everyone knows the story, but H people are so interested in H that I accidentally changed the number "1" to the constant "b". There is a saying that:

1. Love your heart as big as it is, depending on the size of B and X ~

8. Classmate A just made a girlfriend and asked for leave the next day to complain about toothache (actually, I wanted to take her out to play). B sneered, "Isn't your girlfriend diabetic?" On the weekend, classmate B went home for a blind date. On Monday morning, B called A to help him ask for sick leave, saying it was diarrhea. ...

Is toothache A for girlfriend KJ, and stomachache B for girlfriend alone? Or B's girlfriend doesn't pay attention to hygiene and has loose bowels after KJ.

9. An educated male college student should ask the other party with concern when fighting: Do you want a sister?

This man wants to fuck each other's mother.

10. The girl said to the boy: There is a boy in our department who is very shy and blushes at the sight of a girl ~

The boy said to the girl: actually, I am also very shy. When I saw a beautiful girl, my face turned white. ...

The girl said, you rascal! ! !

Congestion below

1 1. I heard that red liquid often pollutes the floor of the stairs in the D area of our school.

Another GG: that's nothing. When they like "this", they often leave a dark red one at the door of the third canteen!

Cheating her boyfriend with ketchup in the canteen