There are 20 Spring Festival couplets, riddles, proverbs and two-part allegorical sayings each.

There is a fire in Kannonji-Miao (temple disaster)-the Monkey King sits in the golden hall-unlike Ren (man) shooting the birthday girl-the old-fashioned (gun) birthday girl playing the pipa-the old-fashioned (bomb) straw blowing the fire-the stingy (device) horse racing in the alley-the title (hoof) pulling the beard to grieve the river-(thorn) buying camels in Huguo Temple. Stick on the door-don't touch (stick on) beancurd-anxiety (dustpan), dried bean curd, cook the meat-cook some (vegetarian) bean curd-(peel) hold peaches in both hands-blow the horn in one tune-I want to (ring) together. The drought spirit worships the hag-making the best (refined) bamboo shoots outside the damn garden-my nephew (born) doesn't beat his wife-it's a blessing for a scholar to write poems (husband and wife)-there are two hands (first) a bald man takes off his hat-measuring rice with a turtle cover-what's the noise (rising) smoke in the rice cooker-there is a fan (rice) under the bed. People can't afford conch-rescue (suck) pregnant women across the wooden bridge-take a risk (stand) and hold the horse spoon in your arms-be honest (fill) with cotton in your heart-be soft (warm) with castor in your arms-stumble-hang upside down (iron) into the sea-don't (touching) blame kneel in the mud-beg (sunny) The kidnapper goes to the hospital-consciously (treating feet) frogs jump drums-understands (knocking) going down to the coal mine with crutches-bad luck step by step-few words (sawing) selling cloth without feet-selling shrimp skins without scales-scratching the bottom of the bonfire-not many (Ming) monks hold umbrellas and axes to break bamboo-I am in a hurry to get off the net in the fish pond. Dogs eat grass (fill cows)-Grazing people eat crabs-It goes without saying (add salt) to stir-fry pickles and put salt-Too idle (salty) to put a pot on the kang-Rebuilding (cooking stoves) to wash Huang Lian by the river-How to grow vegetables in Kushui River-Unburned (watered) candles-One-hearted (core) masons whole rats. Empty Shuttle Mending the Net-There is no way to cure (edit) an empty coffin for funeral-No one is empty in the eyes (wood) Don't) Orchard in spring-It makes sense (peaches and plums) to look at the fields in spring and autumn-Looking for a poor (bifurcated) glass bodhisattva-Knowing people (gods) to sell steamed buns in Zhao Kuangyin-Personal expedition (steaming) in Zhao Kuangyin with nosebleeds. Lord Chenghuang-Glycyrrhiza uralensis Fisch in Bairun (robe) pharmacy-The essential (flavor) pharmacy opened the drawer-Looking for the fire in the (pill) tea shop-Sure enough, waving in the teahouse-Hu (pot) came to use straw as a lamp-casually rummaging through the paste in the grass mud pond- Bull: Shit, Bull A saw that B was struggling to move the box, so he said, Let me help you move it. B can't use the roller on the box, so he says to A, Go away! A is very angry, B says quickly, I let you use the wheel. -Husband: Wife, what did you do this morning? Wife: Honey, I cleaned at home this morning. Husband: Oh! What a good wife! That-testicles? Wife: Ah ...? (2) Husband doesn't surf the Internet often. When I was in junior high school, I met a female classmate online and happily sent a message: "Are you there?" The female classmate happened to have something to leave and didn't reply for a long time. My husband was a little impatient and typed a line and sent it: "What took you so long? Dedicate yourself quickly! " That female classmate is simple. Suddenly seeing her husband's information, she ran over and replied: "Come on! Wait! " (3) Looking for a friend in an Internet cafe on a business trip, he said that he would meet online at 3 pm when he left. I waited left and right and finally arrived. Before I could speak, I saw a message from there: "Turtles are really hard to recruit!" " I didn't react for a moment: "What?" Friends laughed; "Internet cafes are hard to find!" 1, at the beginning of the new semester, my dormitory brothers and I went to the department to pay tuition. A notice was posted at the door of the department office: this year, a unified fee will be imposed, and sexual intercourse will cost 4,600 yuan, and no accommodation fee will be charged. The third child worked as a cashier in a shop during the summer vacation. We all said that he made a sum of money easily, and Lao Liu retorted, "Easy? You try! I was dizzy after working at the cashier all day, and my hands were sore. " The fifth student in the Student Union is responsible for the reception of new students. Today, he came back and said, "There is a beautiful junior in the class next door to our department. Her surname is mute. " After the freshman party in the department, I asked my fifth and third children to send the stereo back to the student union. Put it in their hands, fearing that they would not hold it stably, they asked, "Are you holding it firmly?" . "Hold on! Hold on! " The two men answered in unison. The dormitory owner has a new girlfriend, who gave him a new walkman. The boss looked at the instructions, fiddled with them and said to himself, "Everything is fine, but there is only one channel!" " ".Old three watched martial arts in the upper bunk and asked," Isn't one enough? "The boss said," I want one more channel to connect to the computer. " "wow! You are really sick! " The third child said. 6. Old four's girlfriend is also in our class. Both the experimental class and the curriculum design will be in the same group. Of course, every time the old four has to share more tasks. One night, we were playing chess in Guo Jun, and because we were short of manpower, we dragged our fourth son who was doing an "internship report" and was half a night late. When I was resting the next morning, I heard my old four's girlfriend shouting at him with an "internship report": "You didn't finish it! You're not done until you're done! But why did you lie to me! ".Afterwards, we invited Old Four to have a meal, and it was the two brothers who made him lift his head.