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1, my tears are always the brightest, but you have reduced their value.
I love someone. If you do not love me, please leave my world.
People with thick skin live freely.
4. bow your head when you light a cigarette, close your eyes when you kiss, and be gentle in front of the person you love.
When I love you, you are too presumptuous to me. Now I don't love you. Are you a bird?
6. Wear sexy clothes no matter how cold it is!
7. Teacher, you are neither beautiful nor cute. Why should I keep staring at you in class?
Butterflies can't fly across the sea, not because they are not brave. But because I can't.
9. If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me!
10, my brother lives in tragedy, which shows that God makes me strong.
1 1, I said, I can't help you, I can't destroy you, I can only destroy you.
12, the luxury of love is not worthy of my sister's dull mood.
13, learn to be a tough bitch, without affectation, hairlessness, cowardice, pride and life!
14, beautiful as a gem, better without modification.
15, who cares about your bleak past when you are brilliant?
16, are you my fucking brother? If brothers are in the same boat, I am blessed.
17, a strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.
18, people who know me don't need my explanation, and people who don't know me don't deserve my explanation.
19, the person who helped me, I told him never to fall.
20. You say you love me, and you say you miss me. Why do you say that?
2 1, woman, live more freely, let others look up to it.
22. You can't kill my work style, but I can kill your jealous heart.
23. Can't people hold themselves higher? Who can you show it to cheaply?
24. Men are just a lonely pastime for me.
25. I not only have a car, but also go to work by myself.
26. I don't feel pain because I never care.
I will never let anyone, in any way, take anything that belongs to me.
28. If you turn my heart into ashes, I will only treat you as a joke, if you say sweet words from now on.
29. Throw away what you can't keep.
I disdain to argue with anyone. Those who love me, don't argue. If you don't love, it's no use arguing again.
3 1, timid men can't give women a happy future.
32, all excuses are nonsense, are used to cover up unwilling to sacrifice.
33. Play with your younger brother, and I will make you cry rhythmically.
34. Luminescence is not the patent of the sun. I can also glow.
Please leave my love and get out of my world.
36. Either insist on loving me or leave early.
37. False friends and false sisters are dogs that can never be fed.
38. Without you, my world will go on.
39. I am not great enough to wait for you to get lost.
40, I have no face, no figure, no ability, but girl I am domineering, I am strong, I have this style that you don't have.
4 1, people like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for at most two episodes.
42. Men who treat women as clothes will run naked sooner or later.
43, girlfriends, as long as your mother is happy, it doesn't hurt to ask me to sell iron-to my dear girlfriends.
44. Why don't you try my brother no matter how earth-shattering you are?
45. As long as my parents are still alive, my brother and my lover will not leave. Everything else can be fucked.
46. I am not good-looking, have a bad figure, have a bad temper and swear. I'm sorry for my disappointment.
47. You are not qualified to play with my love. If you dare to play, I will kill you!
48. Even if you freeze to death in the street, you won't shake your head like a dog.
49. Investing in yourself is king.
50. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.
On the spatial personality of 202 1 domineering female man
1, no matter how strong, we are also women.
I want to be your heart in the next life. At least if I don't jump, you will die.
My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.
4. How many voices did The Bride Is Not Me sing?
5, the world is big, the woman is the biggest, and it will last forever.
6. I care about everything about you, including the people you like.
I don't know whether he likes me or not. I only know that he will never talk to me unless I take the initiative.
8. He is a painful dream that I mentioned.
9. I am not a lady. What happened? I hate it when girls eat a jiaozi and divide it into dozens. I'll just take a bite.
10, I want to strangle all women who have ideas about you.
1 1, your tenderness and your smile are irreplaceable.
12, don't love me, don't ink, get on your horse and get out!
13, you will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.
14, friendship lasts forever and can never be separated.
15, girls should not be too thin, or Cupid can't help you.
I loved you the most then, but now I hate you the most.
17, little stockings and high heels with red lips, shaking his head and swinging his hips.
18, my friend asked me what it means to take only one spoonful of weak water. I said the world is big, and I only want her.
19, girl, your tears are golden beans, not everyone deserves them.
I know he doesn't love me, and his eyes tell his heart.
2 1, don't like a person who is too dazzling, he can't see you.
22, I'm not a soft paper, I want to be a China paper!
23. I want to be a foreign-funded woman with beauty, capital and knowledge!
24, the female man is very good and free and easy, will not pretend to be forced, will not be crazy, she is very strong.
I always like to look out of the window, but I don't want to see the way you look at her.
26. When we can't solve our emotional problems, let time solve them.
27. I will be brilliant one day. Drive my sister crazy together.
28. You shook her hand and are no longer my hero.
29. A woman who is tough outside and soft inside is better than pretending to be poor.
30. I also have a teenager who likes it very much, but unfortunately lacks the courage to express himself.
3 1, singing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood.
32. Women cry when they are in agony.
33. Choose a posture and let yourself live irreplaceable.
34. Women suffer for sexy legs, beautiful faces and money.
35. Keep your hair long so that I can marry you with a beautiful bride's head in the future.
36. People who know me don't need to explain, and people who don't know why.
37. Sometimes I really want to hug him.
38. Do you want to be a verb (the abbreviation of verb)? ? Does he care? Roman numeral 3
39. Why didn't a woman cry and suffer?
40. If you can't forget, you should forget. If you can't do it, do it.
4 1, no one protects my soft sister, I can only learn to be a woman!
42. The eldest sister belongs to the state-owned property and will never be sold cheaply.
43. If you are important, he will try to keep you.
44. When my hair reached my waist, he had already flown with her.
Dear, we are not afraid of ups and downs, as long as you are with me forever.
A domineering female man talks about phrases, and domineering is suitable for female men.
Female man with domineering personality talks about the mantra;
1, scared me to death. It thunders when it thunders. It's flashing. I'm taking a bath. I thought someone was taking pictures of me.
2. We must shape ourselves into a bully, a thin man and a woman this semester.
3. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba: the seal is lifted!
4. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.
The biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome guy will take me home.
6. The corners of the mouth are full of sunshine, which can make people smile when they meet.
7. God gave you two eyes, two ears and one mouth to see, listen and force less.
8. I'm not waiting for you to turn around, but giving myself a reason to ignore it.
9. Everything I said was written for you. The whole world is moving, but you don't respond.
10, girl, it is better to open your mouth and curse when you are angry than to cry.
1 1. No matter how tough a woman is, she has a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.
12, after finishing the math problem, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and my heart doesn't even jump!
13, when I was a child, I read in the newspaper that XXX was sentenced to life imprisonment, thinking that he would drift away until he died.
14, the object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.
15, I especially appreciate the kind of real man who is indifferent to other girls but never forgets his wife.
16. I will never be the one who said I would go first. If one day I leave first, it will be forever.
17, I told you a bunch of nonsense without thinking and logic. In fact, I missed you.
18, most people in the world are lonely. Few people in the world are willing to listen and share.
19. I couldn't hand in my holiday homework last year because I had stomach cancer, and I'm angry again this year.
20. People in prison are getting more and more handsome, and I'm really worried about myself more and more.
2 1, I can cry, laugh, sell cute, warm the bed and cook, but why don't you love me?
22. You don't know that every time I fight, endless warmth rises in my heart.
23. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is those who try their best to make you end being single.
24. be a woman Whoever treats you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.
What I want to see most in my life is the painful appearance of a man's dysmenorrhea and abortion.
26. Give me your ex-girlfriend's favorite skirt. Hehe, honey, what expression do you want me to wear?
27. The virus seems to be in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up.
28. It is a cowardly thing to make a girl cry. It is a terrible thing to make a boy cry.
29. With money, love can be close at hand; No money, but love is far away.
30. When someone said that they hated me, I immediately laughed. Do I live to please you?
A domineering woman talks about her mood.
1, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.
2, you will never understand my sadness, just as fat people don't understand why thin people want to lose weight.
3. I'll go. Who are the fast men this year? They seem to want to play a joke on the singers.
I was also the seed of infatuation, but I was killed by lightning.
5, listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.
6. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's that life has turned my mother into a bitch.
7.we are good friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh first.
8. I really admire Zhao Ting. These movies didn't say anything about changing my head. I can't do it.
9. The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.
10, don't hang yourself on a tree, you can try it several times in the surrounding trees.
1 1. A real brother is a woman who appears when you need her most.
12, er, I'll go. Life flies. I am officially a sophomore today.
13, Zhao Wei said that good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, no, rich people have youth.
14, nothing, you should learn from others Tencent and call me dear every day!
15, I always thought I was a talent, but I was wrong, I'm not! I am a genius.
16 Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.
17, one day I changed the automatic reply to then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.
18, narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!
19, when I was a child, I felt that bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.
20. Mix and match is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.
2 1, everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding the dog, taking a walk to see who is unhappy and biting who.
22.90% women don't like men in pink shirts, but 90% men in pink shirts don't like women.
I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.
24. I don't want to take off the clothes I just bought, whether I wash them or not.
25. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.
26, weeding day at noon, class is really hard. A little broken book, sitting all morning.
27. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.
28. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.
29. As the best rogue in the world, I have the dream of pursuing drunkenness and debauchery.
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
3 1, I set my mobile phone to flight mode. Why is it broken when you throw it downstairs from home?
32. The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I have a cold. Tell him to come back and bring me a box of black and white. He brought me a pack of Oreos.
33. This thing of love feels that once it comes, the principle has long since rolled away.
34. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when he returned it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.
35. I can't talk If anything offends you, come and hit me.
36. When I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people didn't wake up and the toilet was found.
37. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.
38. If you mess with me again, I'll rip your guts out and tie a bow!
39. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.
40. My first thought at that time was: bend down, take off your shoes and fan the soles of your shoes in his face.
Talk about the domineering attitude towards women.
1, please stay away from me. I have no date, but I have a husband.
I won't miss any chance as long as I can get rid of you.
Although my sister is not very beautiful, not every man has a chance.
4, commitment is a fart, only a madman will believe it.
Don't treat yourself as a waste until you die. Start working hard now.
6. Sometimes, you will pay a heavy price for cheating a girl.
7. As soon as I talk to you, I become an idiot.
8. How to play, what role, what goods.
9. Don't call me melodramatic or pretentious, I'm just not good at talking.
10, don't make friends with others with my secret.
1 1. My attitude has always been decided by myself.
12, as long as you give me glory, I will be crazy.
13, I said please go away, did you run away?
14, between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.
15, there is no need to pretend to be good, just do what you like.
16, white-collar workers are a fart, so is raising pigs.
17, I am ordinary, but I am really the only one.
18. If you don't want it, say goodbye as soon as possible.
19, there are some things I know are wrong and I am still insisting.
20. I'm not a waiter, so you have no right to let my sister answer you.
2 1, never tell me, I can't live that long.
22. Don't challenge me to pull you with your SB level.
23. The sun is really warm. It's time to bask in tears.
24. You deny me with the whole world, and I will accompany you to deny the whole world.
25, but gold will always shine, you glass slag can only reflect light.
I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.
27. Make friends with interests, then you can go straight now.
If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.
29, all excuses are nonsense, can be used to cover up unwilling to sacrifice.
30. I have an emotional cleanliness. It's not that easy to get acquainted with me.
3 1. As long as you are my friend, I will stand by you forever, even if it is outrageous.
I can only love you all my life, not for a while.
33. Take me to Qiangri, and I will destroy your world first.
34, some things don't have to be brave, some people don't have to force.
35, my heart grave, afraid of death can not let go of the protagonist.
I don't think I like you at all, because you are not cool at all. I like cool kimi best.
37. The moonlight shines on the bed and does not turn off the lights at night; Why do you ask? I just can't sleep.
38. I like nobles, but I don't like single nobles. Who thinks like me?
39. Cancer's friends are lucky. The three boys of the heir were all angry with you.
40. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men help you have a child?
Talk about a domineering woman with personality
1, boys who can't speak English have a bright future, and girls who are not good at math shine brilliantly.
I didn't mean to lie to you. I only blame you for being so obsessed with me. I am willing to spend my whole life perfecting this lie.
Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love often hides an impossible person in his heart.
4. You think you are redundant, but you are really redundant!
I liked you yesterday. After today, no matter how handsome you are, I won't miss you anymore, because I'm not the scum of women.
6, people in this life, not only by relationship, but also by ability.
7. What can depth represent? Just forget it early and forget it late.
8. I am not a doll in your hand! Play around.
9. I just want to wear a wedding dress for you and comb your hair in my life.
10, I will wait for you all my life, just to smile for Bojun Qingcheng.
1 1. What's the use of long hair and waist? You can beat your waist.
12, if I can remember you all my life, the way is to hate. Congratulations. You did it.
13, youth is limited, don't waste time for people who don't love themselves!
14. The more jealous you are of me, the better. My life is your dream.
15, I will hurt you if I take the knife, but I can't protect you if I put it down.
16, would you be scared if I said I would never talk to you again?
17, long and weak, don't go near the workers.
18, when I want to say something most, it is often when I am most silent.
19, smile, see you don't care, smile and turn away.
20. Women are fucking clothes. If you wear them, you must throw them away. That would be a disaster.
2 1, I told myself that I don't miss you anymore, but the memories are still in my mind.
22. How wonderful the world would be if scores could rise like house prices.
23. Being a woman can be sexy, glamorous and pure, but not mediocre.
What I want is not that I love you and support you, but that I am still with you when I am old.
25, don't envy what others have, it is better to work hard.
26. Keep a cocky cat, let it replace me and give you a saury. You're welcome.
27. I don't care if you want eternity.
Whether I still love you or miss you is my own business, not yours.
Everyone is used, including myself.
30. Nothing is impossible, except that I don't want to do it, so you didn't motivate me.
3 1, people don't love me, I don't love; If people love me, they will promise each other.
32. Life is like a super girl, and all the people who stick to it are men.
33. I'm just a little sad. I want to gulp down pure water, breathe hard, escape into the crack of time and never come back. I'm just sad.
34. Put away your hypocrisy and pack your luggage.
35, life is not a TV series, who is pretending to be pure?
36. If there is a fiery red cloud in the future, it will be me who burns the sky.
37. Face is not given by others, but earned by yourself.
38. I won't regret the decision I made, even if I put the knife rest around my neck!
Don't be infatuated with me. Love clearly.
40. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
4 1, laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up. Life, no big deal!
Even though I have thousands of reasons to love you, I have to leave you sometimes.
43. I want to be the only one for you, the only one I don't want to change and can't change.
44. Look at those people who are getting more and more deviated, and suddenly they are infinitely looking forward to my future.
45. They are friends and you are best friends. Even if the world collapses, my hug will not be subverted.
46. I am a proud island. Who is the tide that can't get ashore?
Don't talk about the past. We have all gone too far, and no one wants to look back.
48. Others laugh at me for being too open-minded, and I laugh at others for not letting go.
49. My temper drove away many people, but left the truest one.
50. When breaking up, don't tell me it's inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian! Not suitable for earth people!
5 1, I don't expect anything, I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.
Listen, if someone breaks my sister's wings, I will destroy the whole heaven.
53. I have never cheated you, because I have never had the need to cheat you.
54. My advantage: I dare to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.
55, I don't know what is frivolous, I only know that the winner is king.
56. The bitch who started the rumor deserved to suffer from all kinds of diseases.
57. You are calm outside Qianshan. I am just caught between love and not love, but I wish I were dead.
58. Ask what things are in the world.
59. Get out! You don't belong to my world, don't bother me!
60. You don't deserve to make public in a black and white world, because I want a colorful sky.
6 1, even if I can't hold you in my arms, I want to hide you in my heart.
62, angered my sister, my sister ate a map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.
63. I will live a proud life that no one can match with my far-fetched smile.
64. I remember what was good to me, and I will pay you back twice as much if I am sorry.
65, my youth is not so gorgeous, just very luxurious.
66. If you don't talk about love, you will feel sorry for yourself. Everything is just singing for love.
67. If you don't fight for power and profit, you will know who called you.
68, women can even endure dysmenorrhea, why men can't help but desire!
69. After drinking Luffy milk powder, my waist has gone sour, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating!
70. After all, the king transcends everything and all obstacles.
7 1, at the moment you choose to hurt me, all the privileges granted to you will be invalid.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
Please change the paste before calling me stupid.
74. How much you despise, how perfunctory I am.
75, my pride, don't allow you to trample.
76. Parents always have a group of schoolmasters, who are called other people's children.
77. Girl, how can you give up when you are born proud?
78. Your IQ is the same as the winter temperature in Heilongjiang.
79. Whether I pay attention to image depends on our relationship.
80. If loneliness can run aground, happiness will last forever.
8 1. If you are infatuated with someone, you are definitely not worthy of him.
82. Not everyone treats you as superficial. Take off the mask. We don't know anyone.
83. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
84. There is no such thing as eternity. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble.
85. I use a lamp to illuminate your heart, and you use that lamp to illuminate other people's hearts.
86. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.
87. Society is not the opposite. Knock if you want.
88. As long as you don't touch my bottom line, I will give you a smile.
This is a conversation between him and her, but he is very sad.
90. Flowers bloom and fall. Love comes and goes. She's changed, I'm tired, and then I have to part.
9 1, is it too nostalgic, so I refuse to make do.
92. I'd rather not humble the love I get.
Listen to your own music, I have no music.
94. In today's society, we should not look at what you have lost, but what you really have.
95. Rain can wash away my sister's heart, but it can't erase her memory.
96. Don't take your bad temper as a bargaining chip that I am doomed to lose.
97, no longer live in silence, I want to start my pride again.
98. I must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.
99, I like to kiss directly without confession! Don't say goodbye. I'm sorry. Just leave.
100, look at the world with a high attitude, there is no need to worry about some trivial things.
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