A joke that amuses girls.

It was yesterday that I last saw a beautiful girl like you.

People are always greedy. At first I just wanted to talk to you, but in the end I wanted to keep you for myself.

Can you lend me a dime? In case we don't even have a dime relationship.

I intended to pick the stars in the sky for you, but I thought about it. I can reach the stars, but I can't reach you.

5. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

6. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you grew up like this and won the top three in the beauty pageant at most.

7. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

8. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

9. Why did the mobile phone die so fast? Come and tell me, who are you discharging to?

10, I always drink before meeting you. In case you ask me why I blush, I'll say it's because of drinking.

1 1, I heard that your lover is a hero in the world, and I won't be the world, but I will help you cover the quilt.

12. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

13, I'm going to roll in the Milky Way, and my skirt is covered with stars.

14, rainy night, crawling in your ear and saying sweet nothings.

15, whatever I want in this life and the next, it's you.

16, benefactor, I pinch my fingers, you lack me in your life!

17, I've met people with sweet mouths at ordinary times. I didn't expect your sweetness to exceed my imagination. Give me a kiss!

18, I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?

19, there have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

20. I want to sleep Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little.