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The cow old man is shouting loudly: "The moon cakes are sold, four dollars for ten." Many people gathered around to buy this "cheap" moon cake, and only when they paid did they know that the moon cake for the elderly was four yuan for ten yuan.

Old people in nursing homes held a party on the evening of Mid-Autumn Festival. The host, Mrs. Wang, said: "Ladies and gentlemen, the performance is really damn (start). Please be quiet. "

A northerner inquired where the "cable car" was in a park in Guangzhou. He searched according to the answer and found the "men's room".

On the first morning after a couple got married, the family got up and washed their faces. The bride respectfully said to her mother-in-law, "Mother-in-law, you should die first." After that, the bride said to the groom, "My mother-in-law is dead, will you die?" After a pause, he said, "My mother-in-law and you are dead, and finally I am dead." Hearing this, the mother-in-law was livid and couldn't say a word. The bride said, "Mother-in-law, why are you still alive?"

An old lady in Putian sells sugar cane by the roadside. A bus stopped. On the bus, a foreigner came to the old lady's booth to buy sugar cane. Just after weighing the sugar cane, the bus started without paying the money. The old lady urged, "Come on, give me the money and I'll marry you." Outsiders were so scared that they didn't even take sugar cane, so they quickly got on the bus.

A country girl came to the supermarket, and the waiter greeted her warmly. "What do you want, miss?" The girl said, "I want your life (noodles), pig grandson (bamboo shoots)."

Chunhua met a friend who went shopping with her son. She hurried forward to say hello and praised: "This little wolf boy (boy) is really cute."

A rural primary school was having a class when the teacher came into the classroom: "Stand (sit in) the class." The students said in unison, "It's good to be old and dead!" The teacher said, "Students, it's good to die early!" "