Jokes about dictionaries

A girl asked me: "Are you handsome?"

I said: "I'm not handsome!"

The response was five burning fingers print.

She said calmly: "You lied"

The girl asked me again: "Are you handsome?"

I said: "I am handsome!" < /p>

The response was five burning finger prints.

She said calmly: "You are not modest at all"

The girl asked me for the third time: "Are you handsome?"

I said: " I...I...I don't know!"

The response was five burning finger prints.

She said calmly: "You are an idiot"

The girl asked me for the fourth time: "Are you handsome?"

I said: "Look. Let’s do it!”

The response was five burning finger prints.

She said calmly: "You have no idea."

The girl asked me for the fifth time: "Are you handsome?"

I said: "Yes. Sometimes I’m handsome, sometimes I’m not!”

The response was five hot finger prints.

She said in an aura: "You are a pervert"

The girl asked me for the sixth time: "Are you handsome?"

I said: "I'll kill you." I won’t tell you either!”

The response was five burning finger prints.

She said enthusiastically: "You are an underground party member"

The girl asked me for the seventh time: "Are you handsome?"

I said: "You If you say he's handsome, he's handsome. If you say he's not handsome, he's not handsome!"

The response was five hot finger prints.

She said calmly: "You are a pig... Damn"

The girl asked me for the eighth time: "Are you handsome?"

I said, "Do you want to hit me on the left cheek or the right cheek?"

The response was ten burning finger prints.

She said enthusiastically: "I want to fight on both sides"

The girl asked me for the ninth time: "Are you handsome?"

I said: " Stop fighting, I can't bear it anymore!"

The response was ten burning finger prints.

She said calmly: "You can't stand the test at all."

The girl asked me for the tenth time: "Are you handsome?"

I was speechless. .

The response was ten burning finger prints.

She said enthusiastically: "If you are handsome, just pull it off"