Funny personality signature makes you laugh.

Funny signature makes you laugh

1. Grandma Meng, when you give me soup, don't forget to put sugar in it. I will thank you in the afterlife

2. When someone marries me, I will blow up the divorce office immediately.

3. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

4. Height is height, which is a straw bag; Short is short, can stand stepping on; Thin is thin and muscular.

5. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

6. You should learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

7. Handsome is useless! In the end, it was eaten by a pawn!

8. I heard that it will be dark at the end of the world, so I will stay with you, or you should be afraid.

9. I drank to drown my pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.

1. I get up every morning, and my hairstyle is not like Altman, but like Saiyan.

11, looks impeccable. The figure is golden!

12. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard the singing on the shore. It is the most dazzling national style to make a big noise.

13. If you regard me as a game, I will kill you.

14. If one day, you can't contact me, then I must be frozen to death, frozen to death. !

15. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If it goes smoothly, you will die.

16. I haven't seen Conan for a long time. I don't know when Naruto will become one piece.

17. Give me a support point, and I will pry you up and then fall to your death.

18. My life creed is: live like a grandson for decades, till you become a grandfather, and then die

19. Don't underestimate me. Although I can't save the people, I can harm the people.

2. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried

21. We are good friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.

22. Part I: Endless attack on virtue; Part II: Endless criticism: Endless corruption;

23. Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon, but collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius was right.

24. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

25. I finally know why I have to wear a mask, not because of germs, but because I am afraid of meeting people with bad breath.

26. God! If you can't make me thin, make my friends fat!

27. You don't have a doctor's qualification certificate. Why do you call me a mental derangement?

28. I said how long you can love me, and you said how long I can live. Are you dead now?

29. Chew instant noodles and think of it as you. Since I can't get you, I will chew you to death.

3. Words are spoken by people, and farts are also made by people. They are just breath.

31. A virgin is precious, but a mature woman is more expensive. If there is a rich woman, the two can be thrown away.

32. If I haven't married many years later, you have married. Remember to ask your children to pay attention after school.

33. Beast, let go of that girl! I'll do it.

34. Don't think that you are rare, so we should value rare things.

35. Thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

36, skipping classes is a person's joy, and attending classes is a group of people's loneliness.

37. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rival in love.

38. A slip of the foot makes a lasting regret. One word wakes the dreamer, and one time steals the cow.

39, think twice before you act is only a minority, and most of them still think twice but don't do it ~

4, the most glorious moment of apple is hitting Newton on the head!

41. I look at the time in the morning not to see what time it is, but to see how long I can sleep.

42. Only when you hold your child's hand can you know that your child is ugly, and your face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will go!

43. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't know my dark side during the day

44. Even if you are already taken, I will move you to my side.

45. When I was in a bad mood, I called others in the middle of the night to wake them up, so I went to bed.

46. I never told you my real identity, but I was actually a big wolf.

47. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard the singing on the shore. It is the most dazzling national style to make a big noise.

48. You don't like me. It's a disease. You must treat it. I like you, which is also a disease. There is no rule of law at all.

49. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I was shocked to find that I am beautiful again.

5. Being handsome is annoying. If I were a girl, I would have married myself. Classic funny phrases that make you laugh

1. It is foolish to regard beauty as capital, and it is wisdom to regard beauty as energy.

2. Others will be successful in a few years, and I guess they will be suburban people in a few years.

3. the Monkey King is so fickle that she is doomed to be single.

4. The furthest distance in the world is when you are at home in Australia and I am cooking porridge at home.

5. Pursuing poetry for girls; Recording honeymoon can be used as an essay; Satirically, you have to use essays.

6. When there is no money, there are a group of friends; When rich, there are a group of bodyguards ...

7. Otaku will never feel homesick.

8. Niu B should be like Jobs: brush our cards before death and brush our screens after death! ! !

9. It's an adventure for a princess to meet a scholar, it's an adventure for a lady to fall in love with a poet, it's an adventure for a fairy to see a cowherd, and it's strange for flowers to be planted with excrement.

1. Without you, Little Rabbit would ask, "Who should I race with?"

11. Recently, even the mice in the family have moved ...

12. The friend of the police academy said that the characteristic of their alumni is that half of their classmates are catching the other half.

13. Murphy's theorem is a saying in our country: losing the chain at a critical moment.

14. Three suggestions for young people: First, think; second, think; third, don't always think.

15. The business was not closed, and Renyi ran away.

16. It's chopsticks that can't be lifted, but the quilt that can't get out.

17. Laozi is my son's passport, and my son is my epitaph.

18. I only have eyes for you. Well ... so I'm just an eyedropper.

19. Being alive is a serious problem, and how to live is an entertainment problem.

2. It's a day after soy sauce. How time flies ...

21. It's a fine day today. I've been indoors for a long time, and I'm going to the living room for fun.

22. One hero and three gangs turned out to be a nation of four.

23. Tea leaves are really pitiful. When they are soaked, they are praised as good, and then they are mercilessly thrown away.

24. The metal detector is not only used for security inspection, but also used by some people to pick up garbage.

25. Youth is gone forever. I wish it a pleasant journey.

26. When the two powers meet, the brave wins, and when the brave meets the wise, the wise wins. When the wise meet, the benevolent wins.

27. What an egg breaks from the outside is food, but what it breaks from the inside is life.

28. Life is like pancakes, and it takes enough turns to mature.

29. Being drunk is never the sin of alcohol, but the degree of feelings is too high. The funny connotation that makes people laugh

1. Why do you get sleepy when you read a book? Because books are where dreams begin.

2. Actually, I have an angle that looks handsome, but you just haven't found it.

3. it's time to go out for a walk. after all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

4. God is fair. When he gives happiness to others, he also makes you blind, for fear that you will feel uncomfortable after reading it.

5. Mermaids are fake, at least in the history of China, or there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

6. My mother told me from my childhood that I can't make some irresponsible friends. I think I have done it all and I have done it very well. Because all my friends are idiots.

7. During the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women at home is the same as that of concubines who can't give birth to a prince in the harem. Some people worry about you, some people give you advice, some people give you a dirty look, and some people laugh at you.

8. There has been a question in my heart these days: Are all the people sitting in the audience of the Spring Festival Evening confiscated?

9. Why do you remind me that money is not everything? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

1. There is always a selfless person in the world who would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

11. When you hate people around you, the best way to express your disgust is not to argue with them, but to work hard and leave them when you have the opportunity. In that way, they will disappear from your life forever, just like death.

12. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

13. There is a kind of friendship called a frozen hand friend. No matter how cold your hand is, I will reply to your message in time. If I don't reply to you, it means that you are not worth freezing your hand.

14. There is always a body and a soul on the way to eat.

15. People who lose weight must not join any weight-loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other, but it is useless. If you are not the fattest one, you will be relaxed because someone is at the bottom.

16. If a man has no object, others will comfort him that women nowadays are too demanding; If a woman doesn't have a date, others will definitely say that her requirements are too high.

17. when you feel that you can't do anything and are a waste, please remember to find a waste collector and sell yourself for some money.

18. Thanks to Sun Li's biography of Zhen Huan and legend of miyue. Although I haven't seen an episode, I have known the words Heng and Mi since then.

19. Procrastination is not a pathological condition, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems we encounter in our life will be resolved by ourselves as long as we put it off. If it doesn't work out, you haven't put it off long enough.

2. How time flies. It's only one second, only two seconds have passed.

21. I found that I was paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

22. In ancient times, when girls were dating, they said if they wanted to, but it was up to their parents. If they didn't want to, they said that their daughters wanted to stay with their parents for another two years.

23. If you feel as tired as a dog all day, you are wrong: dogs are not as tired as you.

24. Beijing is heavily polluted and primary and secondary schools are on holiday, but adults have to go to work normally. This tells us: cherish your student time, because once you grow up, you can't be regarded as an individual.

25. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It is so principled that you can't hate a man with vision.

26. Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me.

27. You pretend to be very cold after every exam, because when others are debating whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

28. Just now, I saw a figure just like you in the street. I chased him like crazy, and suddenly I woke up. It turned out that you were no longer in this city, so I silently put down the brick in my hand.

29. I left my hometown that year, and the villagers never drank a well water again. Funny QQ personality talk, laugh

1. Master didn't order anything for dinner tonight. Let's kill the second brother!

2. Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, good horses don't eat grass back, and old cows eat young grass in fashion. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

3. You said you would wait for me, but you did, and you found someone to wait with.

4, all kinds of small flowers, all kinds of flowers. People from all walks of life are very happy

5. People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always don't know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed for ghosts and gods.

6. We hate books when they are used, and we don't have enough money to spend by the end of the month

7. What makes us unhappy is trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.

8. The temptation to go home tells those mistresses that behind you, there will definitely be the next mistress to replace you.

9. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be very tired, and if you care for a long time, you will collapse.

1. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

11. Don't try to get a girl drunk and turn her into a woman. You can't afford the consequences.

12. A fool has done a stupid thing, and a hundred smart people can't figure out why.

13. Life without paper towels is really painful. Two noodles are hung every day.

14. Watching TV series means watching other people's lives with the time of your own life.

15. Looking at your wedding photos, I really want to put them on the wall in black and white.

16. Living alone, two people are happy, three people are fighting to the death, four people ... How about playing cards?

17, girl, don't be nervous. I am not a good person!

18. My heart is just like that little cookie. I can't help you breaking and soaking!

19. Men have gold under their knees, so I bent down to pick it up!

2, walking to help the wall, spitting with blood, it's time to go home and wash and sleep

21, advertising is to tell us that money can still be spent like this.

22. If my life is a movie, then you are an advertisement that pops up in the middle.

23. Most people lie from composition, and a few truths start from writing love letters.

24. How often do you go online like your people?

25. Everyone eats shit sometimes, remember, just don't chew.

26. Women say that men are philandering because women are unattractive. Men say that women are realistic because men are incapable

27. Promises are often like butterflies, which fly beautifully and then disappear

28. Don't say that this society is realistic, but people's hearts are too dark

29. Please don't throw bombs casually unless it is World War II.