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The most classic love letter in history
Do you want someone to take you home after the classmate's wedding? Do you want to block your parents' mouths and let your seven aunts and eight aunts who are media completely extinct? Do you want the stalker to disappear automatically? Do you want someone to bring tea and water when you are sick? There's a sudden power outage at home. Do you want me to help you repair the circuit? Then try to marry yourself! !
XX, 1988 brewing, probably between Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming, absolutely no sumo weight. The first occupation is legal, the second occupation is legal, and the third occupation is confidential. I want to find a semi-ordinary beauty between 17 and 18, and I can enjoy the world alone. I hope you are gentle, kind, quiet, kind to the elderly, love the good things in life (excluding money) and have not lost your innocence.
You'll get: a husband (who can be used to deal with relatives and friends), a chef (who is not responsible for food quality), a handbag (below 150Kg, no more than 20 shopping bags), two shoulders (who can be used as a pillow and can ride …), a monthly salary of about 80% (excluding bonus and gray income), and a bonus.
You will get the right:
1. I love you. If you want to hear it, I will tell you with my heart. No matter when you ask me, no matter how many times, I will tell you seriously that I love you.
2. Take good care of you. Sleep for you in summer and put on my coat for you in winter. If you drool, use my handkerchief to wipe it off for you gently, and it won't disturb your good dreams.
3. Respect your choice. When you get lost, I will show you the way; When you are tired, I will carry you on my back. I won't impose my ideas on you and be yourself, but I hope you can get rid of my shortcomings for me.
4. Do everything you promise. I will try my best to realize your wish. Take you to travel and go to the places you most yearn for; Take you on a tandem bike; Count the stars with you, choose one for you, choose one for me, and let them be together forever, not afraid of a billion years; Go shopping with you and choose the most beautiful clothes for you, because I know you dress me beautifully.
5. Spend as much time with you as possible. I will try my best, but I will go home with you immediately after work and eat the meal you cooked for me. Even if it tastes terrible, I will finish it, because there are ingredients you put in it that love me.
6. Give you space. You should have your friends. Seeing a man every day will make you feel tired, even if you love him very much. One can't live without friends. People without friends are terrible.
7. Take good care of you. Girls always have some uncomfortable situations, at least every month. I will take good care of you, no matter how annoying and unreasonable you are, I know that I am the only person in your heart who can vent your pain.
8. To tell you the truth. Lying requires a good memory. I have a poor memory. I won't lie, even if I don't tell you, because you are a part of me in my heart. How can I lie to myself?
9. Remember what you should remember. I will remember your birthday, love anniversary and wedding anniversary. On a special day, I prepared a special gift for you, even a rose. I want you to know that you are the most important person in my heart besides my parents.
10. It takes no more than 12 hours to admit the error. There must be friction between the two. I promise you, no matter whose fault it is, I will call you within 12 hours to solve the problem together. I won't let you cry for me, just make you happy for me, but if you cry for me, I know that I am really important to you, and I will give you all the happiness in my next life.
1 1. Work hard. I will use my ability to support a happy home for you and prevent you from being beaten by wind and rain. Poor couples are sad, and we work together to create our future.
12. Make you happy. When you are sad, I tell you jokes, hoping to talk about you and me, white-haired, sitting on a bench by the river, watching the sunset. You need to be quiet. I will sit beside you and gently wipe away your tears.
13. Send you romance. I don't know what romance is. Have we been together? Or fry you a heart-shaped omelet?
14. Say I love you again.
The rights you can keep: the habit of cleaning the house, the hobby of making up, the habit of shopping.
What you will lose: the right to sleep on your side in bed, some freedom, all loneliness.
Your obligation: accompany me to finish my life slowly. When winter comes, I will cry when I put on the scarf I used to knit. I hope someone can knit me a scarf, and I will laugh when I wear it. I'm waiting for your arrival.
Due to personal background and environmental reasons, ladies with the following characteristics should not be disturbed: those who love diet pills, those who smoke, those who are in charge of the dance floor, and those who regard KTV as their life.
Annie, the most classic online love letter in history: seeing a letter like a face! Are you okay in another country? Honey, will you miss me? Last year, probably in winter, you chose to go far away and wander. Let me ask you, will you stay? You have to leave. After you left, I was lonely and lovesick. Looking back, I was sad and romantic. With the first tear, I fell into a world without support. You left "too long" and "flew to your own sky", that is, "Is it because I am not gentle enough?" You just left, and you won't come back for a long time. It only left me a thousand sad reasons, which made my sad Pacific Ocean become a loveless child. Without you, I am a fish. Trapped in a glacier, unable to return to Freeport with the waves, my heart was banished to the end of the world, which really hurt me. In this crowded city, my love bird flew away. Beware of being locked in prison, you can only let memories follow the sad tracks and walk into the birch forest, looking for and finding endless dreams. In the lonely winter, I am a wandering red dancing shoe, singing wandering songs during the day, but I can't sleep on the lonely pillow at night and cry as a person. I picked up the love white paper and reread our love story. I remembered the appointment of watching meteor rain. The moonlight in the city was beautiful that night, and there was silence all around. I looked at "your eyes" and gently "approached you", thinking "I know how you feel". At that time, the wind blew my wind chimes, and our hearts were "intimate" and "dependent", without "guessing". I say to you: "I just want to be by your side" until "forever" Because your "sincerity to me" makes me "unforgettable". Then we agreed on "the third day" and "be there or be square", but you never came back. The pain is spreading, my heart is hurting, my heart is broken, and tears are raining. Why do I always get hurt? Without you, I am very hurt. I love you "true love", and I love no one except you. Perhaps it is "heaven and earth are predestined friends" and "fate" that makes us "meet". When I met you, it was love at first sight. For you, I can trek "28 1 km" to water our "love apple tree". I don't want to say much here. Let me tell you gently that I really love you and miss you. You are my most beautiful. I once wrote "I don't love you enough", and here I say I'm sorry for love. Please don't leave me. Let's drive the "Happy Express" and "Set out to be happy". I will abide by the love treaty and wait for love and tomorrow. Even "forgetting the water" can't make me forget you, because you are my "most special existence". Come back, lover, let me give my special love to you. I am your safe haven, please don't leave me. I will never make you sad again. I don't want to lose you. I will love you alone and accompany you all my life. Although it is difficult to love someone, I don't hesitate any more, because I really love you. Don't be too soft-hearted and cold-hearted, please believe that my heart is eternal. Finally, the "hope" and "come back soon" in "Spring Flower Exhibition". Because I can't live without you. Goodbye, my love, goodbye! I wish you a safe life, a dream come true and all the best. Flower companion: your intimate lover.
I hope I can help you.
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