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If it's good, add 80 points: Did fields really exist in history?

A famous politician in history, contemporary with Lu Xun.

"Sword" Chapter 25 (5)

Tian thinks Su Dongpo's poem Niannujiao; Although "Red Cliff Nostalgia" can be called a swan song, it can be regarded as "Qinyuanchun" by Mao Zedong today. Snow is even more impressive and unparalleled in spirit. Tian is most worried about his father talking about politics. The old man's temper is so stubborn that when he speaks, he doesn't stop, which makes people jumpy. She was glad to see that her father didn't talk about politics today, but only talked about culture. She smiled and said to Zhao Gang, My father worships Chairman Mao the most. Besides, I have never heard him praise others so much. Tian took a sip of his wine: My understanding of Chairman Mao is first of all cultural. I read "Sacrifice to the Mausoleum of the Yellow Emperor" written by him on 1938. My eyes lit up at that time. It's really great and literary. I still remember that sentence ... ancestor, I am an extremely smart person, I am an extremely smart person, I worship Mianyan, I am a magnificent river. I am smart and wise, I have gone far away from home, and I have achieved this great cause, standing tall in the East ... I am incompetent in Japan and enthusiastic in my sword. Madesaki spoke out, worked hard for the country, and frequently struggled for adventure. Xiongnu is still alive. Why did this family .. especially during the negotiation in Chongqing 1945, Qinyuanchun; After the publication of Snow, I think our country has been in war for years and is full of holes. Who can clean up the broken rivers and mountains? Be a very talented person. Mencius said: within 500 years, there will be kings, and there will be celebrities among them. Mao Zedong, the first man in ancient and modern times. I attended founding ceremony on 1949. Chairman Mao said: The people of China have stood up since then! We Democrats and independents burst into tears. This is our own country, and we are the masters of the country ... Tian's excitement infected everyone, even putting down his glass and listening attentively. He didn't expect Tian to say such heartfelt words. In the past, he always thought that his father-in-law was very wary and suspicious of the new regime. Zhao Gang is more like a spring breeze. He raised his glass and said, well said, Mr. Tian, I'll drink three glasses at a time for your heartfelt words. Li Yunlong also stood up: Come, Lao Zhao, I'll have three drinks with you. The atmosphere of family dinner brightened up. Feng Nan once again mentioned the fight between Li Yunlong and Zhao Gang on the bus, which made everyone feel funny. He said that in the PLA 1000 generals, their performances were unique. When Li Yunlong thought of the little policeman in the police station, he couldn't help but get angry again: this little bastard simply lacked family education, and he opened his mouth to lecture others without asking indiscriminately. When I took out my military officer's card, I was so scared that I couldn't speak neatly. He was so snobbish at a young age. Zhao Gang complained, "It's all your fault. If people quarrel with each other, you must mind your own business. The exit is adding fuel to the fire. It' s strange not to fight. " . Fortunately, the police station released us. If we meet a principled policeman. No matter what kind of general you are, deduct it first, and then inform the superior unit to find someone. Our jokes will cause a sensation. You don't care. You've been causing trouble for decades, and your punishment is more than meritorious service. At least I can be a political commissar and do ideological work for others all day. This time, it's great. Fighting in public places, disturbing social order, and being detained by public security organs. This face is hard to grow. You see, you see, the old crow falls on the pig, and no one should think who is black. If you are conscious, don't fight back if you are beaten. Zhao Gang was a little embarrassed: Yes, it's hard not to fight back when you are defeated. Everyone is chatting, but these words make Tian fall into old habits, and the old man walks into a dead end again. The problem of Zhao and Li fighting in public places seems trivial, but it reflects a profound problem. Imagine that if they are not generals but ordinary people, according to the regulations on public security management, it is normal for them to fight in public places, even if it is legitimate, it is illegal and should be punished.