Who tells better jokes?

1. After driving away the Monkey King, the Tang Priest met the monster again, so he had to read a spell and ask the Monkey King for help. Soon, a voice came from the air: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service, please redial later."

2.

A person is always farting in the office, and his colleagues can't help but say, "Can you keep quiet?" Then I saw him sitting there shaking, and my colleague asked, "Why?" Answer: "I set it to vibrate."

3.

Once, a woman always felt that someone was following her on her way home. At this time, a grave appeared in front. In order to get rid of him, the woman said, "Finally, we are home.

4.

The monkey and the giraffe got married, but one day, the giraffe suddenly said to the monkey, "Let's get a divorce. I really can't stand running around every day. "

The monkey said happily, "that's exactly what I want to say." I have lived so much. I haven't seen a kiss, and I have to climb a tree. I'm leaving! " "

A man asked a penguin, "What do you do every day?" "Eat and sleep and beat peas." Ask another penguin the same question. Or answer "eat and sleep and beat peas." When asked about the nth penguin, it just said, "Eat and sleep." The man wondered, "Why don't you fight peas?" I only heard the nth penguin say, "I'm Doudou."

6.

An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask, listen, take a deep breath. I need a five-minute blackout. ...

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