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What are some funny topics about lice?

In the past, living conditions were difficult, and many children had a parasite on their heads, which was head lice. This kind of small parasite runs very fast, and their reproductive ability is particularly strong, so there is a child with head lice in school, which can soon infect people around him. Especially for girls with long hair, once infected, it is really hard to feel, because this bug is small, but it sucks blood on the head, which makes people itch and it is difficult to eradicate.

As a little girl at that time, once she had lice on her head, she either cut her hair very short or shaved her head, or was "served" by her mother's various remedies, and some of them were sprayed with pesticides. This is a rather painful experience.

But now that the conditions are good, children prefer health care. Few children are infected with head lice. Of course, there are exceptions, and some boarding children may be infected.

Youyou is a third-grade pupil. She goes to boarding school and only takes a vacation once a week. Although mothers usually dress their children up beautifully at home, they will get dirty after staying at school for a few days and coming home on weekends.

On weekends, Yo-Yo is at home with his head down on his desk and doing his homework. She suddenly said to her mother, "Mom, look, a bug fell from my head. It can crawl!" " "

Mom ran over and saw that it was lice. Mother quickly untied her daughter's braid and quickly caught a few more. However, with so much hair, there must be invisible lice and many eggs in the hair. what can I do?

Mom suddenly remembered that she had seen a method on the Internet and thought it should be very effective. She took out her splint to straighten her hair. She wants to use this splint to perm the child's hair, which may really kill these annoying bugs!

Mother took action at once. She heated the splint first and then permed her hair several times. Not only did the lice have nowhere to hide, but even the eggs were killed. It turned out to be really comfortable. Children don't have to shave their heads or spray all kinds of strange drugs. A pot can remove bugs and eggs, and the children are finally comfortable.

Why do children grow head lice on their heads? The main reason is that we don't pay attention to personal hygiene, and some children around us have lice. When they meet while studying and playing together, they are easily infected.

This method of Youyou mother is still very good. If your child unfortunately has head lice, parents must not treat it indiscriminately, because some wrong methods may hurt the child.

First, don't spray drugs on children's heads casually. It's dangerous.

The child has head lice, and the parents of the older generation used to treat the child with some drugs. For example, spray some pesticides on children's heads, and some parents will wrap their children's hair in plastic bags, so that lice will suffocate.

However, this is wrong and very dangerous. The child has lice on his head. Because it is particularly itchy, I often scratch it with great strength. Many children have scratches on their scalp. If we spray pesticides directly like this, it is easy to cause children to be poisoned. Therefore, it is absolutely impossible to use the method of spraying drugs on children without authorization.

Second, bad shaving hurts children's self-esteem, especially girls.

In addition to treating head lice with drugs, there is also a physical method to eradicate them. Because head lice live in hair and eggs grow on it, cutting off hair is a good radical cure.

Once upon a time there was a girl in our class. Because she had lice on her head, her mother shaved her head, and the lice on her head recovered at once. However, this girl has a nickname "Monk" since then. Until junior high school, some people called her that. I think she was very sad and depressed during that time. Children have self-esteem, boys are better. If a girl has lice, shaving her hair is not a good idea.

Third, it can't be cured just by looking for it, and children will still be "sucked" by head lice.

There is a very thin comb that old people often use to comb their children's hair in order to comb the lice off their heads. Of course, this method can reduce the number of lice on the head, but because there is no way to cure it radically and we can't comb the lice eggs down, it is useless for us to do anything.

Lice suck blood and then release venom in the body. Its venom and excrement can also make children's skin inflamed and spread some infectious diseases, which is really hateful.

Moreover, children are the main population of head lice, especially some social children are easily infected by other students, so in order to prevent children from getting head lice, parents should take preventive measures in time.

Cultivate children to pay attention to hygiene from an early age.

Some children, whose parents are busy with work, don't pay attention to hygiene themselves. Some children don't necessarily wash their hair once a week, which creates conditions for the growth of some bacteria and parasites.

Hygienic habits are with children all their lives, so it is very important for us to cultivate children to have a clean sex life from an early age. Take a bath, wash your hair and change clothes every day, and all kinds of bacteria and parasites will stay away from you.

Teach children to pay attention to the people around them, don't share hygiene products such as combs and towels, and don't meet people.

Some children are very hygienic and have lice on their heads. Because lice are highly contagious, it is also important for people around you to pay attention to hygiene. We teach children not to mix their daily necessities with others, or even meet each other, and let their hair contact with others' hair, which is very important for their health.

③ Pay attention to the hygiene of children's living environment.

If children are in boarding schools or kindergartens, parents should pay more attention to the school environment. Regular schools and kindergartens are generally clean and tidy, so we'd better choose such schools for our children to attend.

If the child has head lice, we don't have to believe the folk prescription, let alone give the child medicine casually. We can use some safe methods to treat children, or it is more reliable to simply find a professional doctor to treat them.

Today's topic: Have you ever had head lice?