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Mike (M), Danny (C), Tommy (T) class
Scene-In the University Dormitory
Danny is playing computer games on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike ran back in the morning.
Hi, Dan, what are you doing?
I'm playing with a spaceship.
Tom: Where is Tommy?
D: yes!
Man: What? What happened?
Don't you see? He is still sleeping.
Oh, my God! I can't believe it! It's almost nine o'clock. He has to get up now. Don't you remember that we were asked to prepare a three-person dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
Yes, I like it. You wake Tommy up and I'll play another round of war games.
You'd better stop playing now. We don't have much time to prepare this conversation. Tommy. Tommy. Wake up! It's time to get up!
T: Please wait another five minutes.
Mike: No way, Jose. How time flies. We still have a lot of things to do. Come on.
T: (Tommy sits up from the bed) Can I lie down for another two minutes, just two minutes, please? When Danny finishes his game, I will be fine. I don't know why I am so sleepy. Tommy is lying down again. )
Man: Guys! I am really angry now. You may delay, but time will not. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find someone else to be my partner.
D and t: ok. All right. We listen to you.
M: That's more like it. We need willpower.
D and T: What is willpower?
Willpower is trying not to do what you really want to do.
You mean trying not to play war games?
Mike: That's right.
T: Do you mean trying not to stay up late?
M: That's right.
Danny turned off the computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later, three Musketeers are finishing their task.
Danny: Mike, can I have a rest? Let me play a game and we'll get back to work?
Tommy: Mike, can I lie down for a while? My back hurts.
Mike: No! Don't! Don't! Let's finish our work before doing anything. We need willpower!
Danny and Tommy: That's true. We need willpower! We listen to you.
it's over
Translation:
Willpower is the power of willpower.
Mike (M), Danny (C) and Tommy (T)
The scene is in the university dormitory—
Danny is playing computer games on his laptop. Tommy fell asleep.
Mike came back from jogging one morning.
Man: Hi, Dan, what are you doing?
Doctor: I play the art of war.
Man: Tommy?
Doctor: Yes!
M: What's this? What happened?
Doctor: No, did you see it? He is still sleeping.
Man: Oh, my God! I can't believe it! It's almost 9 o'clock. He got up. Don't you remember that we were asked to have a conversation with three people in tomorrow's oral class?
Yes, I know. When you wake up, I will play a more round game for Tommy.
M: You'd better not call. We don't have that much time to prepare for this conversation. Tommy. Tommy. Wake up! It's time to get up!
Teacher: Please give me five minutes.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time flies. We still have a lot of things to do. Come on.
Teacher: (Tommy sits on the bed) Can I lie down for two minutes, just two minutes? When Danny finishes his game, I will do well. I don't know why I am so sleepy. Tommy is lying down. )
Guys! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I am really angry. You may delay, but time will not. If you don't stop what you are doing now, I will find someone else to be my partner.
T: ok. All right. We listen to you.
M: That's more like it. We need to transfer power.
What is the power of will?
M: I will try not to do what I really want to do.
Doctor: You mean acting like you're playing a war game?
Mike: Yes.
Teacher: You mean like holding back from staying up late?
M: That's right.
Danny turned off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later, three Musketeers were performing their tasks.
Danny: Mike, can I have a rest? Let me play and let's get back to work, shall we?
Tommy: Mike, can I lie down for a while? I’ve got a pain in my back.
Mike: No! Don't! Don't! We can't do anything until we finish the work. We need to go all out! ! !
Danny and Tommy: That's true. We need the strength of will! We listen to you.
end
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