An unrestrained humorous joke.

1, the final exam results were announced, and a student angrily asked the teacher to judge.

Student:? Teacher, I don't think I should get a zero in this course. ?

Teacher:? Yes, I think so, too, but the school stipulates that the minimum score can only be zero. ?

2. One day, the children in kindergarten were having an activity, and the teacher found Xiao Amin a little strange.

Just ask him:? Xiao Ming, don't you think the socks you are wearing today are strange? One is red and the other is green. ?

Xiaoming:? Yes, I feel strange, too. Stranger still, I have a pair of socks like this at home. ?

3. The teacher gives homework to the students? How many generations Make sentences for parents to sign.

The sentence that Niu Xiaoming said is: Our family has been surnamed Niu for generations.

When his father saw it, he raised his pen and approved a few words at the back: The situation is true.

4. In an English class, the teacher asked Xiaohua: What is the Chinese translation of kiss?

Xiaohua touched her head and couldn't answer.

At this time, Xiaohua's deskmate hinted a kiss to Xiaohua. Wave? When the bell rang, the whole class burst into laughter.

5. Does the teacher let the students use it? A cursory tour? Making sentences, a student doesn't understand the meaning of this word,

Just written:? A friend of mine can use it? A cursory tour? Make sentences. ?

A few days later, the students got their exercise books back, only to see the teacher criticizing at the back: Well, can you do it yourself?

6. When I first went to college, some friends from the dormitory went to the market to buy knives because our place was chaotic.

Self-defense in the dormitory is also good. I passed a bank when I bought it back, just in time for others to get off work and put boxes of money on the cash truck.

We wanted a buddy to hide the knife in his clothes so as not to misunderstand the escort.

As a result, when I came to the escort with a gun, the boy was so nervous that the knife crashed to the ground.

I still can't forget the way the escort looked at us. It was the first time someone pointed a gun at us.

Later, we left silently, afraid to pick a knife. . .

7. My classmate's name is Pinpin Lü.

When she was in primary school, the teacher once asked them to write their names on a piece of white paper.

I wrote very carefully when I was a child. While she was writing stroke by stroke, the teacher shouted over there: students don't draw squares on the paper! ?

8. teacher:? What kind of teacher is the best teacher? I think: a good teacher should not only teach knowledge well, but also stimulate everyone's interest in learning. ?

The second product is the same as this: it's teacher Cang! ?

9. Today, I took a bus. There was a woman in the car and a man came over. The man was all thumbs and stepped on the woman's foot. The woman said: you are sick, and you will have no children or daughters if you step on it.

The man said: scold me again and let your children eat.

10, a colleague has been married for many years, and everyone who has no children asks: What's the matter, Xiao Liu, is it impossible to plant?

That buddy said slowly: The land has been contracted out!

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