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What will the Song Jiang fire look like in the Three Kingdoms period? Netizen: More powerful than Liu Bei.

Joke, do you remember the Yellow Scarf Army?

First of all, the Three Kingdoms period can be said to be a struggle between aristocratic families and poor families, and poor families are declining families, or at least have something to do with aristocratic families. If Song Jiang lived in the Three Kingdoms period, what would his background be like? Or is it just a black household?

Secondly, Song Jiang's style of finding someone to join in is: Come with me, or I will kill your family.

Liu Bei's style of looking for someone to join the partnership is: mix with me, there is a future, I am an uncle, don't mix with me, wait for the good horse to come, and the good brother will walk slowly.

Although Liu Bei may not be a true benevolent, he is not a bandit after all.

Then, Liu Bei is the one who dares to make wine with a contemporary hero like Cao Cao, and Song Jiang is the castellan, losing the role of Gao Qiu at this level. Can he compete with Liu Bei at this level?

Finally, I will tell a few short stories.

Liu Bei: I want to lead the people across the river, and I am willing to share the defeat.

Sung River: Wash this village for me!

Liu Bei: Save Xuzhou by Zhao Yun. Finally, Zilong said goodbye, holding hands and crying.

Sung River: Somebody, pretend to be Sergeant Gongsun Zan and kill Zilong's family for me!

Liu Bei: Revenge for my brother, even if there is Wan Li, why cherish it!

Song Jiang: I'm hopeless. I was afraid that Li Kui jy would take revenge and ruin my reputation, so she tricked me into buying a poisoned wine.

Song Jiang Edition Three Visits to Caotang;

At noon that day, Song Jiang joined hands with Wu Yong, and Li Kui jy came to the thatched cottage and knocked on the door. Hearing this, Shu Tong opened the door and asked, "Who is it?" Song Jiang said, "I am Song Gongming, and my name is Timely Rain Filial Piety. These two are my brothers. Please let me know. " Shu Tong said, "I can't remember many of these names." His voice did not fall, but his head fell with a click. Li Kui jy scolded him, "This damn bird thief dares to talk to his brother like that. Look at me taking Zhuge's dog's head! " Then he rushed into the house. Song Jianggang tried to stretch out his hand to stop him, but Wu Yong's hand caught him. Two people glances, wu to sung river shook his head. They walked slowly into the reeds, and Li Kui jy had lit the reeds. Zhuge Liang heard the voice and said, "Who feels the big dream first?" In a word, Li Kui jy must not be dragged down, grabbed and fought. ? Just then, Song Jiang arrived and shouted, "Iron Bull, stop it, don't hurt your husband's life. Xiao Ke came here today because he really wants Mr. Wang to go up the mountain to seek great things. " Zhuge Liang was about to refuse when someone in the village shouted, "Zhuge Liang killed someone!" Zhuge Liang went up the mountain to be a robber! "It turned out that Wu Yong had ordered people to kill all the people in the village, ordered people to leave the words of Zhuge Liang, the murderer, at the scene, and ordered his men to let Zhuge Liang go up the mountain.

Zhuge Liang heard that he would go up the mountain with his brother to join the partnership. Otherwise he can't win!

There is a poem that says:

Lying in the thatched cottage at noon, I'm afraid it will bring trouble.

Everything in the world closed for three minutes, but I went to sit in the water margin.

(The above part is from Zhihu, not original)