Joking words and sentences

In our daily life, everyone has seen many classic sentences. Sentences can be divided into different types according to their different uses. So what kind of sentences are more infectious? The following paragraphs and confession sentences I collected are for reference only. Welcome to reading.

Sentence 1 1) I like your hair, as black as a dove and as bright as the night sky. I like your eyes, as big as the prime minister's belly, as shiny as Mujiro jelly, as stars. Just like your lips, as soft as tofu brain, as bright red as Fuji apple and as hot as the sun. I like your personality, lively and brilliant like pop rock, like spring breeze.

2) A beautiful encounter, an accidental click, and an eternal sentence "The country is rich and the people are strong" have bound us together forever and cannot be separated. I will always cherish this enviable feeling and manage it well so that it will not be defiled. I hope you do the same.

3) A plain sentence: Do you know that you are very important?

4) If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until I die! But the government has no regulations ... then forget it!

5) Worship heaven and earth, and be angry with your wife from now on; Second, worship Gao Tang and work hard for her; Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and then tighten their belts; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt down and put her on the bed. Alas-I am a sheep and she is a wolf!

6) Do you want to go back to many years ago with me? It was the bright moon in Qin Dynasty and the grand view in Han Dynasty? At that time, we were a kind man and a kind woman. I cultivated and you knitted, and we lived in peace with the world. Tonight, no sleep!

7) If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

8) The blue sky is covered with blank clouds. Under the white clouds, I run silly and chase you with my love bag on my back until I am old and my soul is out of my body. Seeing that you are full of energy, dreaming that you forget fatigue, thinking that you can't sleep, don't say that you don't care, accept my red rose, it's wrong that you don't love me!

9) One thing you may not have noticed is that the toothbrush you gave me has become my gift. Every time I use it, I will use it for a lifetime unless you give me another one.

I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? Don't be empty, okay?

The second sentence 1, different time, different place, different people, changing space, changing face, changing language, what remains unchanged is my yearning for you!

2. Missing you is a sweet sadness, a bitter waiting, a happy melancholy, a fact that you don't want to think about.

I dare not say that I will wait for you all my life, because my four years are running out. But believe that I will love you all my life, because no one can give me what you gave me.

4. I think, I think, I think, loving you is like this, okay? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it. It seems impossible for me not to love you!

5. Gently put the oath on your finger. From now on, we will have a lifetime. Looking at your beautiful face tonight will be the only name in my future arms.

6, miss, I can't think of you, the night god pulls off the black face; Your heart is happy; The text message is full of love between the lines, and the old man comes from afar and draws a pair of red eyes that miss you.

7. You didn't know I existed until I disappeared? If I shed tears, you can see my scar; If I give up, you can see my contribution; Can you hear my heart only when I am silent?

8, you little goblin, let me be poisoned by your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

9. Your name is written in my heart. There is a big man hidden in my little heart, hidden deeply and carefully.

10 Do you know what I want to be most now? I want to be a big bird, a big bird, and fly to your side as soon as I fly.

1 1. When we meet, we always nod, but it's always hard to say anything. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.

12, you are good, you are good, you are the best in the world! Wearing a pair of sandals, wrapped in a few leaves and tied with two braids, don't think you are a monster on the ground, but you are actually a fairy lower bound!

13, I wanted to give you a spring breeze, but I gave you the whole spring; Don't let us spend a Valentine's Day without each other. Forget the past, I love you!

14, I will never forget my thoughts about you, and our agreement will always be remembered in my heart. Have you ever thought of it far away? See you on the magpie bridge in each other's hearts every year on Qixi night!

15 when I finally stopped approaching you, I suddenly realized that it was enough to look at you and listen to you as I did at the beginning. As for love or not, give time to question it.

16, life is not clear, but I look forward to eternity. I can't hide my memories, and nothing can suppress the surging emotions! I just want you to know: I really like you!

17, I don't have that much love, I just love a little, others are flirting, I only peek at you.

18, if loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life.

19, the leaves are floating silently, and a little thing called missing occupies my heart and makes me feel pain; It invaded my mind and made me cry. Baby! I miss you!

20. Baby, baby, I love you as a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

The third sentence 1: Give you a cup of warm coffee, a pair of warm red gloves, a beautiful flower scarf, all the warmth that can bring you in winter, dear, and all my heart!

2. My love lock is waiting for you to open, my dream is waiting for you to enter, my kite is waiting for you to pull, my love song is waiting for you to play together, my life is waiting for you to add color, and my lips are waiting for you to kiss! Come to me with the person I love!

3. I miss you for a day, every month and every second, and my heart moves with you. Your smile makes my dream come true. My love, when can I hold your hand and spend my life together?

4. I am destined to fall in love with you, sit in the prison of love for you, and let love be locked on my chest for life; I am destined to fall in love with you, my heart is broken for you, and I still miss your kindness.

Don't trust me too much, and don't reveal your secret casually. Try to avoid that I want to go deep into every corner of your heart and explore all the connotations of your every move and smile, but I still hope that you will remain a meaningful obscurity and mystery.

6. Bring the warmth of spring breeze, the coolness of summer rain, the bright autumn moon, the whiteness of winter snow and the charm of the countryside to you. Please reply that I love you so that you can receive this generous gift.

7. Whenever I am alone, whenever I am happy, I will think of you and want you to double my happiness.

8. It is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your sleeping pillow with my thoughts and blessings. I really want to hide you in my chest pocket and melt you warmly so that you can't live without it anymore. From then on, I won't let others think that I am the only one who can fall in love.

9. There is no reason to miss you and love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains and my clothes when it is cold.

10, my heart is your umbrella: sunny days, blocking the sun for you; Rainy days, shelter you from the wind and rain; On a cloudy day, I will cover you up. Remember to put it away!

1 1. On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, nor that I chose to walk in front of you, but that our friendship has been burning and continuing forever!

12, yes, please give me a distance. Distance attracts me. But, not too far! Don't let me lose your hand when I am in pain or confusion!

13, you loved me, met you, and fell in love at first sight. Your heart is in my heart. I fell in love with you and have been infatuated with you all my life. Heart to heart, no two hearts, please rest assured. Change your heart with your heart, never change your heart, even if an arrow goes through your heart!

14, your jokes are the antidote to my troubles; Your unreasonable troubles only make love more carefree; I know your goodness, I know your beauty, I need to express my love more, I hope you smile every day!

Life is an illusion, but I need you around.

16, you are like a mirror, and this life is destined to be with you; You are like a flower, so I love you with nowhere to hide; You are like green water, and my love only chases you; You are like the blue sky. You are crazy at the sight of you. Love you, love you!

17, the fire of love, lit in our hearts, and we will be integrated from now on.

18, it is a kind of fate that you and I met, and we cherish this hard-won feeling. I hope I can accompany you on the road for the rest of my life.

19, don't force your persistence, don't let me wait indefinitely, and don't let me see your stubbornness, which will make me even sadder because of your sadness.

20. If living is the greatest life that God gives me, then living with you is the greatest gift that God gives me.

2 1, I accidentally gave you my love. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

I want to sublimate a short poem about your love into a long life essay.

No matter how long you can live in the future, I will accompany you to the end, I will live with you and I will die with you! Because I know you are afraid of loneliness. Even if the world ends, I will be with you.

24. I am willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like the warm sun in early spring.

25. You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life!

I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

27, the cup is full of water, one more drop will flow out, it is better to dump it all, so that the cup and water have a new experience, maybe this time it will not flow out, until eternity!

28.do you love me? If so, please bear all the obligations of love, that is, think more about me every day, love me more every day, care more every day, contact more every day, dream more every day, and be sure to finish it!

29. If you are by my side, I will marry you; If there is an afterlife, I want you to marry me; If you walk past me, I won't miss you.

30, marry me! After marrying me, I will be the second happiest person in the world, because the first happiest person in the world is you.

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