A hundred thousand humorous animals with cold jokes.

A hundred thousand humorous animals with cold jokes.

Lead: Humor is the performance of excess intelligence, and jokes are its perfect performance. Below I will sort out 100 thousand humorous animals with cold jokes for you, and let's laugh together!

One hundred thousand humorous animals with cold jokes (1)

1. The donkey was exhausted by pulling the carrot hanging in front of it.

The animals got together to comment on this matter, and the cow said: The donkey's health is too poor. Look at my farmland.

The dog said: the nearsighted donkey can only see what is in front of him.

The rooster said, Grandpa is cruel. To get more noodles, he watched the donkey die.

When I was in my hand, I suddenly heard my grandfather shout: dinner! All the animals dispersed in a hubbub?

2. The chicken grew up slowly and began to think about many problems and how it came into this world.

So he asked his mother:? Mom, do you know where I come from?

Mom said:? I hatched you! ?

The prince of dung beetle kingdom broke the law, so he should be punished.

The whole country was shocked, and many dung beetles expressed: Should the prince break the law? Dung beetles? Same crime!

The king longed to love his son, but under the pressure of public opinion, he had no choice but to consult his military adviser?

The next day, the king asked a man with a flat tongue to announce that the dung beetle prince would punish him with shit!

The people cheered and the public opinion stopped.

A sound? Execution? After that, the scarab prince was thrown in? Shit? In the pile?

4. The elephant teacher in the zoo school was ill, and the naughty little monkey classmates in the class went to visit her. Mr. Elephant, I must have disobeyed you and made you angry. I will study hard in the future and never make you angry again! ?

? Good boy, huh? The teacher stroked the little monkey's head with a weak nose.

? What are you going to study?

? Teacher, I want to study meteorology and be a meteorologist when I grow up! ?

Teacher Xiang

One hundred thousand humorous animals with cold jokes (2)

1. The mouse bought a bag and drove around the road in a sports car. Suddenly a female cat found it.

The mouse slammed on the accelerator and ran away. I didn't know that the mother cat was desperate for her life and chased after her. The mouse thinks she will die today.

At this moment, the mother cat looked at the mouse and snorted. I thought it was a designer bag. It's no fun going out with such a broken bag. ? Say that finish turned and roared off.

2. The lion was injured and recuperated at home. The rabbit kindly asked the lion: Lion, do you want to eat carrots? The lion shook his head.

The next day, the rabbit asked it again: Do you want to eat carrots? The lion still shook his head.

On the third day, the rabbit came again: you think. . . ?

The lion nodded with hunger. Well, I want to eat carrots. ?

The rabbit smiled happily. Then let's think about it together. ?

3. Elder Tortoise patted Xiao Wang on the shoulder and said, I think your natural posture is even and symmetrical, your limbs are slender and powerful, and your eyebrows are bright and round, which is not bad. ?

Wang Jimin asked calmly:? Are you going to introduce me to someone?

The elder shook his head. Is the lack of roulette for the year-end party lottery. ?

4. Old dung beetles, tell your son: Go to the reception tomorrow, don't dress luxuriously and act like a nouveau riche. These days, low-key, low-key, understand?

Little dung beetles understood, and went out with a handful of shit every two days.

Old dung beetles was furious: What are you doing?

? Not to say that we should keep a low profile, dung beetles Jr. said: I'm wearing casual clothes, not low-key enough! ?

One hundred thousand humorous animals with cold jokes (3)

1, the little white rabbit saw a snail crawling slowly on the ground and asked:? Snail, snail, why are you crawling so slowly?

The snail looked up and said, Look what's on my back. What is this?

The little white rabbit suddenly realized that the house on your back is too heavy, so climb slowly. ?

The snail snorted. Idiot, I want to tell you that a man like you who has no house is still a diaosi no matter how fast he runs. ?

2. The salted fish asked the Zen master: Zen master Zen master, they all say that salted fish turns over. When will I turn over?

The Zen master smiled. Right now. ? He turned the salted fish over and greeted everyone that we were almost finished there. Let's eat here. ?

3、? Dad, don't worry. Although my academic performance is not good, my teacher still cares about me. ?

? Oh? How do you care?

Dung beetles Jr. said? Teachers often ask me: Did you grow up eating shit? ! ?

4、? When I see you, I want to eat a fly. ?

? You hate it! ? Miss Frog fell into Mr Frog's arms.

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