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I saw a video in Weibo earlier, in which a black man performed four different kinds of female makeup through makeup. His strength shows what it means to be inseparable between men and women, and we have to sigh that his superb makeup artist is like magic.
Before Kangxi came off the air, I liked their makeup removal theme very much. The program group will invite several female stars who are willing to take off their makeup in front of the screen. When we come in, we will see beautiful actresses dressed up, but we will be sent backstage to remove makeup one by one and then put on pajamas that we usually wear at home. Before they put down their masks, the little S will take a look first. From her expression, we can probably judge how different this girl is before and after makeup.
Some actresses are really born with beauty, beautiful after makeup and pure before makeup. Some are really sorry for the audience, so that the honest little S can't bear to let her go abroad without makeup, and let her go back and put on makeup before coming out to face the audience.
Today, with the increasing popularity of plastic surgery, the effect of plastic surgery is almost comparable to that of plastic surgery. We can see from those stars that they may be more passers-by than ordinary passers-by before makeup, and they will be amazing and charming immediately after makeup.
Make-up can make women change a lot, whether playing the role of Lori or Queen, taking a pure route or turning into a charming little woman, it can be achieved through make-up.
2. Beauty mainly depends on temperament.
As the old saying goes, women's fate is to please themselves, and this capacity is to dress up. The so-called "Xiao Xuan window, dressing up" Ancient women would sit in front of the mirror in the morning to draw eyebrows, lips and rouge, and then dress up before going out. On the other hand, nowadays, it is not as particular as the ancients. Perhaps it is because after the liberation of women, women are no longer locked in boudoir, so they are more spontaneous.
Many people will be particularly interested in the photos of female stars without makeup, and want to know what they will look like without face powder. Can you still achieve the effect of "if she just turns her head and smiles, there will be a hundred spells, and the sixth house will be wiped out?" Most of them won't disappoint. They are born beautiful, and their skin can't be said to be 100% good, but their facial features are quite exquisite, and the most important thing is self-confidence and temperament.
Brigitte Lin, the goddess of youth, is not young, but she knows how to precipitate herself. After washing away the prosperity in front of the stage, she is keen on art and likes reading, writing and drawing on weekdays. So far, two collections of essays have been published, Out of the Window, Clouds Go to Clouds. As the saying goes, an educated person's temperament will naturally appear when he gestures, which cannot be transformed by makeup.
I think that no matter how beautiful a person is, whether he can make up or not depends mainly on his temperament. A person with a bad temperament is definitely ugly and vulgar. Without any connotation as the basis, it is vulgar beauty and people will get old. Therefore, if you don't know how to cultivate your own temperament, your beauty will soon collapse without connotation support.
3. No makeup is an opportunity to face life.
I heard such a thing, and a boy went to see a blind date. When he saw the girl's appearance at the appointed place, he immediately turned around and said that he wanted to go back, because the difference between the real girl and the photo was too big, and the boy could not accept such a big gap, so he had no choice but to be so rude.
As we all know, the photos that most people usually send to their circle of friends are beautified, and the best one is selected after taking selfies n times, so it is inevitable that "the goods are not right".
I saw a joke in Reader before: If you want a girlfriend, you should find someone who doesn't like makeup. Occasionally, I feel heartache! Find an ordinary makeup artist, and if you don't draw once in a while, you will die suddenly! Ha ha ha, it's really funny, but it also makes sense. People are all visual animals and like beautiful things, but it is suggested that boys must see that she is not wearing makeup before deciding whether to develop further, otherwise there will be the possibility of "sudden death".
Another news story is that there is a girl who lives morbidly in makeup 24 hours a day. She hasn't taken off her makeup for several years, and finally she is willing to take off her makeup one day, but her skin is very old and wrinkled like an old man.
These examples are not meant to tell people not to wear makeup. After all, everyone loves beauty, but make-up should be moderate and the skin should rest. If you don't give it a chance to breathe fresh air, you don't give yourself a chance to face life.
4. Girls who can't make up have a good life.
I am a rural child and a rural woman, and I basically work in the fields with my back to the loess, let alone make up. Few people have ordinary skin care products, even if they do, they will only prepare a few dollars a bottle of moisturizing cream in dry winter, and the most common one is bursting. Living in such an environment, will they become unhappy because they can't make up? Definitely not. They are all happy in my eyes. They are kind, beautiful and thrifty, accompanied by loving husbands, lovely children and a group of friends who also live a simple and happy life. Life is like this, what can a husband expect?
Some people say that girls who can make up will not be too unlucky. We all like girls who can make up. And I want to say: girls who can't make up are not unlucky, but also lovable!
Seriously, almost all the girls around me are girls who can't make up. Compared with those who will die without makeup, those of us who are arrogant outside are simply worlds apart. However, we are used to plain face, and our life is not bleak because we can't make up. We treat everyone around us sincerely and live seriously in a natural state, even without makeup.
In fact, as long as a person has simple happiness, looks clean and has a pure heart like water, even if he is ordinary, he can reach out and embrace the sunshine.
I wonder if there is a direct relationship between makeup and living conditions. All I know is that women are good women and can live a good life regardless of whether they wear makeup or not.
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