Classical Chinese jokes.

Yong Jin Men's and Women's Football Team

Men's lineup:

Considering that everyone likes to watch offensive football now, we have arranged a 3-4-3 formation:

Duan Yu-Xiao Feng-Yuan Chengzhi-(forward)

Wei Xiaobao-Ling Huchong-Pei Hu-(midfield)

Zhang Wuji Di Yun Shi Tiantian Yang Guo (defender)

Guo Jing-goalkeeper.

Coach and Team Leader: Chen Jialuo.

Team doctor: Zhang Wuji (part-time)

Translators: Guo Jing, Xiao Feng and Wei Xiaobao (part-time)

Cheerleader: Li Wenxiu.

Logistics: Virtual Bamboo

Chef: Shi (part-time)

Mascot: God Carving

Team emblem: Knights of Zoroastrianism Flame

Stratigraphic description:

On the front line, Duan Yu and Yuan Chengzhi are both good at flying. Duan Yu has practiced micro-steps, and Yuan Chengzhi has practiced magic. Their running speed and passing ability are first-class. They can break through personally, enter the restricted area, or force the bottom pass.

And in the middle is a powerful striker-Xiao Feng. Xiao Feng is a semi-final of the League, tall and burly, and he will not suffer for golf. Besides, Feng Xiaoyong is fierce and good at fighting, even in the face of many defenders, he will not be afraid (just look at his performance in Juxianzhuang), and he is a model of a strong striker. So I used the combination of "two quick and one fierce" in the front line.

Wei Xiaobao is an offensive avant-garde organizer in midfield. People may have opinions, but they are not.

Wei Xiaobao also practiced magic, so it is not a problem to surpass others. Although martial arts is a bit low, but flexible, quick-witted, and creative, it is a necessary condition for an excellent midfielder (China's midfield is full of step-by-step wooden heads).

Pei Hu occupies the midfield position for a simple reason. Just look at his nickname "Flying Fox". The fox is cunning and alert, and he is still a flying fox. Needless to say, I don't think he can be worse than Beckham on the right (the fox has a good ability to play dead, so our diving skills in Pei Hu must be perfect).

As for Linghu Xia, I put him in the left midfield because I think he can play in any position in midfield or forward, but there are more suitable candidates in other positions in the center and front court, so I have to put him in this position.

The lower back is a very important position in the team, and it must be played by people who are able to attack and defend, energetic and willing to do dirty work. After thinking about it, I think only Master Zhang is suitable for this position, and Zhang Wuji has also practiced Jiuyang magic, not to mention physical strength. Moreover, he also bears the magical power of Zoroastrianism-Gan Kun moved greatly. When the opponent attacked, he moved a little and the ball reached his feet. If you make some small moves with Persian martial arts of the Flame Order, it will be more difficult for your opponent to break through him.

As for the two full-backs, there is nothing to say. They are all stupid people. When they see the ball coming, they will kick it out with a big foot, which is not low in skill. They won't be as soft-footed as some defenders in China, only kicking three meters away. Yang Guo, the condor hero, has only one arm left, so he keeps his balance when running.

It will definitely be affected, so he will be wronged in the defense line that runs less. In case the other party attacks, he will "drag his feet" and the speed of the other party will be at least halved.

The last level is the goalkeeper, and this position is also very important. As the saying goes, a good goalkeeper is equal to half a team, so I invited Guo Daxia, a defense expert, to sit in Longmen (the gateway for Guo Jing to defend Dasong-

Xiangyang has been a janitor for sixteen years. Although he is stupid, he is experienced.

How many tests can make up for this deficiency.

After introducing the team types, let's talk about other people.

Chen Jialuo became a coach and team leader because his life experience is more "respectable" than others (Zi Long Sun Long, the younger brother of Ganlong).

Everyone has seen Shi Tiantian's cooking skills, needless to say.

Zhang Wuji is a part-time team doctor, impeccable (the only descendant of the medical fairy in Butterfly Valley, of course, has a good medical skill).

Xu Zhu grew up in Shaolin Temple, so it should be no problem to wash jerseys and socks. In addition, there are many female disciples around Mei, Zhu Si and Lingjiu Palace who can do mending. In case there is a shortage of funds and there is no rice for cooking, he can go out to his old job and find a localized charity to solve it. So of course, logistics depends on him.

Guo Jing knows Mongolian, Feng Xiao knows Jurchen and Qidan dialect, while Wei Xiaobao has been to Moscow and engaged in diplomatic activities with Russia. All three of them are foreign language experts, so Dangdang translation is no problem.

It's natural to be a cheerleader in Li Wenxiu. As for cheerleading, of course, it is the heroine's confidante, relatives and friends, and the brothers who help them.

Zoroastrianism's sacred fire order used as the team emblem is not shameful (unfortunately, it was originally a foreign object), and the god sculpture is Yang Guo's mentor and friend. Being a mascot will definitely be welcomed by everyone (I'm afraid there is something wrong with the Animal Protection Association, but the carved gods are rare animals).

Women's Team: Formation: 3-5-2

Goalkeeper: Mei Chaofeng

Defender: settle down, relax and settle down.

Midcourt: Insect exterminator (lower back), Ren Yingying little dragon girl Huo Qingtong Huang Rong.

Forward: Silly Guo Xiang.

Jin Daxia's novels are far less powerful than men in shaping female images, which brings great difficulties to this list. Many positions use too many women, which is really a bad choice! Let's explain each position one by one!

Goalkeeper: Mei Chaofeng's eyes are not good, but the hearing of the blind is very sensitive. Coupled with the nine bones, the ball is to catch a double pair, as long as it doesn't scratch the opposing player!

Defender: Hengshan Sect's swordsmanship is implicit and restrained, seeking self-protection first, and unintentionally killing people. Three teachers must have good defensive skills; Moreover, the tacit cooperation between the fellow teachers and sisters is in line with the overall operation of modern football.

Waist: An exterminator's heart is as hard as stone, and his heart quality is excellent. He won't be soft at the critical moment, which will make the whole team hard. And since the guards belong to Buddhism, there is no problem in cooperation.

Midcourt: Ren Yingying was born in the devil religion. He associates with three demons, which is not a bright road. Might as well pull over! Huo Qingtong learned three-point fencing, specializing in diagonal lines. Of course, it is expected to step aside! Huang Rong, as the front waist, must have no objection. With Wang Huang's mind, it should be no problem to plan an attack. Once you lose the ball, you start to defend on the spot. Once you play the dog stick, it is not easy to get away, which will delay our team.

Xiaolong's daughter became a free agent in midfield mainly because of her light skills. The strength of the ancient tomb school's lightness skill lies not in long-distance running, but in strength. Imagine the little dragon girl holding the ball and showing her light skill, running left and right. ...

Forward: A powerful center is not stupid. Although there are only three axes, it is not easy to prevent her. At least I think she is better than Xiao Su! With one silly aunt, the other needs a little aura. Small east evil gas field is big enough. As the founder of Emei School, his creativity should not be underestimated!

Captain: Huang Rong, Wang Huang's on-the-spot command ability is beyond doubt.

Coach: Lin Chaoying, who is very creative, wants to make some martial arts, and even the grandfathers who call themselves authentic Quanzhen School are candidly admit defeat.

Training Instructor: Wang Yuyan, you are familiar with so many kung fu skills. You are an expert as long as you give guidance.

Team doctor: Cheng Lingsu, is that all right?

Taxus Dragon King, Xiao Zhao, Huo Qingtong, Shuang'er.

Cheerleading: Without Chen Yuanyuan and Ako, I'm afraid everyone will stop watching the ball. ...

Originally, I wanted to drag Dong Fangbubai to the stage, but I was afraid that she (he) would be positive in urine test, so I had to give up!