If the teacher doesn't give full marks to jokes.

There is a new student in a class. One day, the teacher asked him: How old are you? Student: Excuse me, is the teacher asking where I am? Teacher: Your age. Student: Oh, does the teacher want to know my age last year or this year? Teacher: nonsense, it must be this year's pull. Student: Oh, do you want me to tell you now or after class? Teacher: Now. Student: Oh, do you want me to speak loudly or quietly? Teacher: Shit, are you going to say it or not? Don't fool me! Student: Say, why does the teacher want to know how old I am? Teacher: Can't I ask? Student: Oh, I can't answer that? Teacher: Sweat to death. Teacher ......................................................................................................................................................................... said, Will you pick it up? Teacher: It's a nice day today Student: It's a bad day tomorrow Teacher: I ate fish head yesterday Student: You ate turtle head today Teacher: Wrong student: Right teacher: I said wrong student: I said right teacher: You stupid student: I'm a genius teacher: You stand up for me Student: I'll sit down for you Teacher: The teacher told you to stand up, did you hear? Student: The teacher told me to sit down, and I heard him! Teacher: Do you dare not listen to your teacher? Student: I dare not listen to the teacher. Teacher: Do you know what you just said? Student: I know I haven't said anything now. Teacher: this classmate, I know you are a deliberate student: that teacher, you know I didn't mean it. Teacher: Are you older or younger? Student: I have a little teacher: You are too young to learn well. Teacher: I don't want to talk about you. Student: You want to talk about me again. Teacher: You stop my students: I will continue to teach you. Teacher: I'm afraid of you. Can you stop? Student: I'm not afraid of you. Go ahead, okay? Teacher: The antonym practice is over. Student: The synonym practice begins now. Teacher: Are you finished? Student: I'm endless. Teacher: You have no education. Student: I am educated. Teacher: Do you look like an educated person? Student: Don't I look like an uneducated person? Teacher: Depressed student: Happy teacher: I am so angry with you. Student: You are angry with me. Teacher: Can you stop talking? Student: May I not shut up? Teacher: Go ahead. I'm not going to take this course. I'll go. Student: I will stop. I have to take this course. I will do it.